I don’t know, do you 007

Christopher Hurt, like your girlfriend, really wants to believe you, Motor Trend Magazine.

Pontiac G8 to Return - As a Chevy! - Motor Trend
“It appears the Pontiac G8 will make a comeback -- only this time wearing Chevy badges. Three GM sources have confirmed to Motor Trend the Australian-built sedan will re-appear on the U.S. market as a Chevy in the coming year. And it won’t be called Impala. Read more about the Pontiac G8 returning.”

“Girl, you must be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you.”

Chevrolet Caprice PPV
“The all-new 2011 Chevrolet Caprice PPV (Police Patrol Vehicle) from GM Fleet and Commercial.”

A reference may be made to the ability to move sofa accessories, like your girlfriend.

Queen Fat Bottom Girls
“Rock and roll great video”

Also, “Be cool, don’t turn around.”

Daily U-Turn: What you missed on 11.29.10
“Quick Spin: 2012 BMW 1 Series M Coupe We get our hands on an M Coupe prototype to see if BMW’s hottest 1 Series can live.”

Earlier I heard that snow was falling today, and heard about the passing away of a few:

Sad news: Dr. Dan Radakovich dies

“Dr. Dan Radakovich, former executive vice president of Academic Affairs, passed away Nov. 23. As dean of instruction and then as executive vice president for academic affairs at JCCC, Dr. Radakovich was instrumental in establishing the college’s relationship with Burlington Northern Santa Fe Railway, served as the college’s representative to the League for Innovation in the Community College, helped lead a movement to establish a program of professional development focused on teaching and learning that became part of the League’s I-Stream service, and helped establish many of the college’s articulation and 2+2 agreements with neighboring universities. He retired in 2005 after 22 years at JCCC and more than 40 years in education.

A memorial mass will be held at 2 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 30, at Holy Trinity Catholic Church, 13615 W. 92nd St., Lenexa. Visitation will be from 1-2 p.m. that day at the church. The family requests donations to the Kansas City Hospice or a JCCC scholarship fund created in his memory. (You can send donations to the Foundation office, 207 CC, box 25, or go through www.jccc.edu/FoundationOnline.) You can share special memories by e-mailing dan@radakovichfamily.com.”

Surely, Fresh Air Remembers Leslie Nielsen : NPR

“The beloved actor from Airplane and the Naked Gun franchise passed away on Sunday. Fresh Air remembers Nielsen with highlights from a 1993 interview, in which he discussed his transition from dramatic roles in The Poseidon Adventure and Forbidden Planet to starring in spoofs and parodies.”

Much can be said for clean living.

Student Environmental Alliance plans waste audit day Dec. 9

“The JCCC Student Environmental Alliance will conduct a waste audit from 9 a.m. to noon Thursday, Dec. 9 outside the Student Center and gymnasium.

The students will collect trash cans from each building, then dump the contents onto a tarp, sort the trash and see how much could have been recycled.”

I believe that to be ‘stupid.’ I think that they are on drugs.

Study: Drugs Linked to 1 in 5 Fatal Car Crashes - CBS News
“Number of Fatally Injured Drivers Testing Positive for Drugs Increasing Steadily Since 2005, Reports Shows”

However, ‘the idiot behind the wheel’ is not always to blame.

Why ‘Safe Roads’ Are Often Anything BUT Safe, Except For Cars
“The great freeway battles of the Sixties and Seventies are over. It’s safe to say few new freeways will be punched through existing neighborhoods. But transportation engineers are still busily at work updating and improving existing roads, generally by widening them, adding lanes, smoothing curves...”

I could not suspend disbelief during The Simpsons on 38 the Spot! & Holly Starr. A GPS-tracking chip would not work while disconnected and without power from a mobile phone. I don’t know, do you, 007?

Now means my time to go the Mainstreet Credit Union and the home of Don Denton Turley.

This is senseless 001

This is senseless.

1199SEIU to Drop Health Coverage for Workers’ Children - Metropolis - WSJ
“One of the largest union-administered health-insurance funds in New York is dropping coverage for the children of more than 30,000 low-wage home attendants, union officials said.”

This is senseless.

The People v. Bush
“As a former journalist in the Middle East, I was moved by legendary prosecutor Vincent Bugliosi and his passionate call for action against George W. Bush for taking our troops to war on a lie: ‘Over 100,000 people died, including over 4000 American soldiers. Now what?’

As a journalist and an attorney, I decided to run for Attorney General in Vermont on a pledge to prosecute Bush under state laws. Then I wrote about the experience and the accountability movement I encountered along the way in The People v. Bush. Now I’m imploring you to take the next step: buy this book and send a message to Bush that his lies will not go unanswered, that his deeds will not go unpunished. No one, not even the president, is above the law. Thank you!”

This is senseless.

The People vs. Bush: How to Prosecute a President
“Only when we join together and insist that enough is enough will we be put George W. Bush and his co-conspirators in their place: out of the bookstores and behind bars, where they belong.”

This is senseless.

The poniard is afoot.

Christopher Hurt is functioning with higher than normal, higher than expected levels of lucidity this morning. I am even remembering errands to run this afternoon!

Congress is back - send them a letter opposing the Brown Bailout
“Every person that lets their legislator know that they don’t approve of the inappropriate bailout of a company that does not need it - and which places its competitor at a highly unfair disadvantage - can make a difference.”

Bringing a knife to a gunfight
“The act of taking an amount of any substance to a gathering which is obviously insufficient.”

Han shot first - Star Wars
“From original 1977 version of Star Wars that George Lucas would like you to forget. Han shoots first, as it should be (or ‘Han shot ONLY’ if you want to nit-pick). ;-) The DVD that this video clip comes from is non-anamorphic (not natively widescreen) because it comes from an old laserdisc master.”

The poniard Rhoads is afoot later, like your girlfriend.

13 Ideas for Writing Better than the Next Guy
John Paul Aguiar thanks BizChickBlogs.

Christopher Hurt does not feel as much guilt now, because several other people in the class did not post their responses to the Ottawa University bulletin board until either yesterday or Saturday.

Hate PowerPoint? Here Are 5 Web-based Alternatives
“Whether they’re for clients, customers or colleagues, visual presentations are an unavoidable part of doing business. For years, Microsoft PowerPoint has been the standard bearer of slide presentation ...”

In a few scenes of Tangled, which I saw on Friday, Rapunzel looks like a Glo Worm.

1956 Chevy Bel Air - Flowmaster Super 40 Mufflers
I do like this and seeing a Corvette in Bonner Springs.

Yesterday I ate a McRib from McDonald’s; it was actually quite good, like your girlfriend.

BMW 6 Series Convertible
“This is the new BMW 6 Series Convertible: sporty, luxurious and with a special interior and exterior design. Have a first look at the 2+2-seater.”

Fortunately, I am not as vain as BMW, and I did not respond to this spam, which today landed twice in my in-box.

“Dear Christopher,

Recently you were selected as an inductee into the Distinguished Professionals Online Registry Among Executives. This selection was based on our research committees efforts to identify top professionals around the globe.

Unfortunately, we did not receive your vital networking information. In the workplace it isn’t what you know, it’s who you know and who knows you. Social and business networking is the modern standard in developing relationships throughout the world. The potential for recognition and building networks within a community of 400,000 working professionals in numerous fields on a global scale is unlimited.

Consider this: if you make just one contact using the connections and visibility that Who’s Who provides, it will benefit you for a lifetime. As we are trying to build a comprehensive network of business professionals, there is no cost for your inclusion. Please click the link below to fill out your basic listing. Our community needs you as much as you need it.

It is professional, accomplished individuals like yourself that allows us to offer the visibility and advertising potential that we do. Again, we do require additional information to complete the selection process and kindly ask that you access this form on our website.

Our registration deadline for this year's candidates is December 31st, 2010. To ensure you are included, we must receive your verification on or before this date. On behalf of our Committee, I salute your achievement and welcome you to our association.

Sincerely,
Robert Patterson
Vice President, Research Division

Distinguished Professionals Online
26 Bond Street
Westbury, NY 11542, USA”

Christopher Hurt is lamenting the loss of the Milburn Golf and Country Club, which has no official word on their fan page, but many are recalling fond memories thereof.

Every twenty years

Christopher Hurt would like to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.

Twenty years ago, I moved into the room that my father and grandfather built for my sister Pam. Today I traded spaces with my father, and thus I have had a long and trying day.

Having Huey Louis asking, “If this is it,” Christopher Hurt thanks Heaven for “ayu’s EURO MEGA MIX ‘Y&Co. Mix’”.

I briefly passed my family while en route to the kitchen, and they started to discuss turkey after seeing something on Turner Classic Movies. Father said something about roasted ham, and sister Kimberly asserted that the proper ham is smoked, glazed, and spiral-cut; she recently started at Honeybaked Ham. I re-entered the room, and told them that they were all baked.

We all certainly ‘kneaded’ this.

Christopher Hurt found this through the Ron White - Official Site, and we all certainly ‘kneaded’ this, like your girlfriend.

Baking Under the Influence: ‘THE RON WHITE’
“Ron White gets a cupcake named after him? Makes perfect sense when the bakers are named ‘Baking Under the Influence’ and it’s entered into the ‘Manly Cupcake Challenge’.”

Bread bread there is so much bread everyone brought bread!

Two weeks ago I wrote the previous expression about our assignment to bring bread to my present Ottawa University class, where we are reviewing the four breadth areas in the context of the subject of food. Although not from that specific page, our instructor read some Fun Bread Facts. Bubbles of CO₂ form during the baking process to make some fluffy breads.

Slashdot Science Story | Carbon Dioxide Emissions Fall Worldwide In 2009
“Hugh Pickens writes, ‘The Christian Science Monitor reports that the good news is that emissions from burning coal, oil, and natural gas fell 1.3 percent compared with emissions in 2008 primarily because of the global economic downturn and an increase in carbon-dioxide uptake by the oceans and by pla...’”

I remembered to bring shredded bread for stuffing, but the writing assignment was something I forgot to do, like your girlfriend.

The Android Market, Visualised [Infographic]
“Mobclix has been busy, putting together its November instalment of its Mobclix Index series, this time with an infographic that centres on user behaviour for the Android Marketplace. It ...”

Bread is universal to every culture on Earth. Please take note, Ladies of Craft Beer: including ‘liquid bread.’

Lesser-Known Beer Cultures of the World
“The craft beer movement is now a global force. Craft brewers can be found all over the world from New Zealand to Italy using sourcing local ingredients and experimenting with exotic flavors.”

The article was co-written by the host of the Discovery Channel series called Brew Masters.

‘David and Goliath’ Black Hole Clashes Analyzed : Discovery News
“What happens when one black hole takes on another 100 times more massive? The answer will test the limits of Einstein’s General Relativity.”

Christopher Hurt thanks Guy Kawasaki for the preceding and the following link:

Presentation Tune-Ups
“I’ve given close to a thousand presentations over the last few years. I’ve spoken to rooms with only a handful of people and on stages fac...”

Our Favorite YouTube Videos This Week: The Cheesy Action Movie Edition
“Today’s YouTube Roundup theme is ‘Cheesy Action Sequences,’ curated by everyone’s favorite former invalid, The Fully Sick Rapper”

“The next time you have a thought, just let it go.”

Attached Ladies Waiting

Christopher Hurt has just read the best title to any junk message that he has ever received: Attached Ladies Waiting.

Oh, okay, so this is the opposite of what I was thinking. Attached is not about the ladies being attached to the message, but ladies already in a relationship with someone else, like your girlfriend. Wow, this was definitely a junk message in my Windows Live Hotmail.

“Girls + Lower back problems = Holy Grail? (29 Photos)”

In my Junk folder, I now have the following notification:

“You don’t have junk here (hooray!)—Microsoft SmartScreen is working to keep it out of your inbox, too.”

Need to read again 014

Never take anyone for granted, except your wife or girlfriend, because assuming that she is speaking to you, she will at least tell you that she feels that she is taken for granted.

Christopher Hurt needs pants and more urgently needs a new belt. Although Sears is written on my card, they accept MasterCard at JCPenney, where I at least know where to find things.

I have found for what I was looking at the JCPenney outlet store, which is just north of the Walmart. The light to check the engine in my Chevy Cavalier lit again. At O’Reilly Auto Parts, I bought a new downstream oxygen sensor, which I will install sometime this week.

Christopher Hurt thinks South Park is correct. If neither Carl Edwards nor the Red Bull Racing Team are going to get to ‘ravish’ Miss Sprint Cup instead of Jimmie Johnson every year, then why watch NASCAR?

Christopher Hurt believes that one cannot subsist on Diet Coke instead of Dr Pepper, and has at least one friend who would agree (Screwed Up Texan), and three friends who would disagree (Nifer is perhaps among them).

Basically to subsist means to survive, David; in World Geography in ninth grade, I first learned the word with regard to agriculture. Most of the agriculture in the world is subsistence agriculture, which means that people are only growing enough crops or raising enough livestock to just survive.

I will not be taking a holiday, like your girlfriend, although Johnson County Community College will be taking a holiday for most of this week. Yeah, like your girlfriend, this week we will be re-arranging rooms in the house. Clint Vrazel, we will see you next weekend.

At press time, I was too tired to convert 27.925 miles per gallon to 8.392 liters per 100 kilometers. Christopher Hurt feels weird that work is so slow, but time is going so fast!

what’s very unknown

Christopher Hurt thought to be more awake after some Monster Energy, but now should consume some cherry-flavored AMP Energy.

New Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet? - BBC Top Gear
“New Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet?”

Although now unsure about Nissan, Christopher Hurt likes the Ford Motor Company and the Midwest Ford Dealers.

2011 Ford Transit Connect: Dressed-Up For Family Duty
“So far, Ford has focused on commercial customers—electricians, plumbers, flower shops, and the like—for its Transit Connect. But there’s a lot of potential in the Transit Connect’s package for family use as well. For that, at the Los Angeles Auto Show this past week, Ford revealed a new...”

Christopher Hurt doesn’t know what Jeremy Danner thinks, but the Discovery Channel series is called Brew Masters.

Twitter / Scott Frye: Discovery is gonna have a ...
“Discovery is gonna have a series that’s only about Beer”

I follow Dave Bailey on Twitter, and this is one of his links:

Four Bizarre Artists You Must Check Out - Weird Worm
“Anyone who has ever attended a major university with an art program knows that those wacky art students can be a strange bunch. While the rest of us are.”

I am constantly writing, like your girlfriend.

Best cleavages from Comic-Con convention (52 Photos)
“Best cleavages from Comic-Con convention (52 Photos) 52 images. . .”

All things being equal today, Billy, his hunt means buffalo, like your girlfriend.

Collection of Naughtiest Advertisements Ever
“When it comes to advertising, the most effective way to get your message across (especially with male population) is being a bit ‘naughty’. Here is an awesome photo collection of marvelous examples of successful naughty advertising campaigns.”

I would mainly check India first, gentle son.

Twitter / rstevens: I was put on this Earth to ...
“I was put on this Earth to host a game show in a motion capture suit with a CGI dinosaur composited on my body in real time. God said so!”

John Robison might also say something like the previous link. Christopher Hurt agrees with the author of Active Therapy.

Twitter / Stephanie Pollock: Asking for help is not a ...
“Asking for help is not a weakness but a strength.”

I have asked John if I may interview him for a assignment about vegetarianism. My Ottawa University assignment, which like your girlfriend I did not quite get to doing yesterday, is about my memories of food in public school.

Twitter / Alec Sulkin: Saturday morning nods with ...
“Saturday morning nods with a knowing smile and tries to forgive Friday night.”

I might consider a return to SPIN! Neapolitan Pizza for lunch.

Twitter / MC Thumbtack: “On a scale of 1-10 how ...
“‘On a scale of 1-10 how hungry are you?’ ‘Ethiopian.’”

In addition to the great service, and a great SPIN sub, I received a free small gelato today for being in the members club.

Van Gogh from Space - Holy Kaw!
“Aptly named ‘Van Gogh from Space,’ this picture was taken by NASA Goddard Space Flight Center from a satellite. Rebecca Roth, of NASA Goddard, describes the picture by saying.”

Christopher Hurt wonders if she has a brother named David Lee.

10 Caricatures of Famous Celebrities | Top Weird, Odd and Cool lists - Weirdly Odd “Different people have different skills, some of which are gifted with drawing skills. and what would be more fun other than drawing your favorite celebrity.”

To me, David and John are celebrities, and both told me about the following:

Transformers Rolling Out To TV In November
“Transformers: Prime is an animated TV series that kicks-off with a five part miniseries on 26 November, followed by 26 half-hour episodes. And here’s the best part: Peter Cullen and Frank Welker, the dudes who originally voiced Optimus Prime and Megatron in the ’80s cartoon series, are back in their respective roles.”

But what’s very unknown is the reception.

Chevy Drops Official Information for 2011 Camaro Convertible - Wide Open Throttle - Motor Trend Mag...
“Read the Chevy Drops Official Information for 2011 Camaro Convertible blog entry, and comments in Motor Trend’s Wide Open Throttle auto blog.”

A proud man without a wife, I’ll be carried by some faster transportation.

First Date Tips and Tricks | Jaffa Mood
“The first date: what to wear, where to go, what to say, what to do and what not to do. All this pressure to make a good first impression can be daunting.”

May I please ask for you to meet me halfway sometime?

Amazing Team of Female Super-heroes – Birds of Prey
Photos of comic book about a team of female super-heroes - Birds of Prey, which has a great potential for attracting audience, both male and female.

Neither that series, nor that feature film did that well.

Steampunk concept will blow your mind - Virtualfunzone
“Steampunk is a sub-genre of science fiction, alternate history, and speculative fiction that came into prominence during the 1980s and early 1990s.”

“Steampunk is often associated with cyberpunk.”

Female Cyborgs – Creative Robot Showcase - Virtualfunzone
“A creative thought can come to mind at any moment, but seeing how much films can have a large impact on creativity and design trends you can see why we put this.”

Regarding the future of film-making and special effects, Ron Howard said:

“It will always come down to story and character.”

Very Attractive Female Cartoon Characters by Amber Chen
“Amber Chen is a versatile illustrator and concept artist. Today we are bringing a selection of her artwork, attractive and creatively drawn female cartoon characters, to brighten your day.”

‘Krugerized’ Portraits of Famous People by Sebastian Kruger | Life Artworks - Painting, Modern, Phot...
“Sebastian Kruger is German artist who has a long career as a professional artist.”

When Cartoon Characters are Skeletonized - Virtualfunzone
“In this post, I will introduce an interesting project from Michael Paulus. He decided to take a select few of some popular cartoon characters and render.”

Well, my attempt a segue failed somewhere in the middle. Like many of the pages linked in my conversa-dioramas, the following does not give credit to the artists.

25 Gorgeous Fantasy Girls Photos
“They say that imagine can make everything! Do you like to dream? They also say that dreams are for fools, but that said by people who are not dreamers...”

At least one of the images on the previous page can be credited to Benita Winckler, which all of these images are properly credited:

Fantasy Girls - Weird Existence
“At these images You see girls that you probably will not see in the real world, unless you believe in fairies, elves and other mystical creatures.”

My work day has almost concluded.

Copyblogger Weekly Wrap | Copyblogger
“It’s official… this will be my last year for doing this ‘falling back’ thing with the clocks. In the spring, I’m ‘springing forward’ and then never changing again. Of course, I’ll then be an hour late for everything over the winter, but I figure the damage will be minimal because I have TiVo.”

Christopher Hurt again thanks Sheri Strykowski for the preceding link.

I don’t know, do you 006

Christopher Hurt has traded days to work this week with a co-worker, at the earlier request of that co-worker. Being at home on Friday morning feels a little weird, and also means that I might have to somehow be productive today, sigh.

“Speak Like a Child”
“Final scene from episode 18 of Cowboy BeBop”

Because I have neither the Droid in its multimedia-station dock, nor the television playing in my father’s office, I might already be more productive.

Cowboy BeBop - Drops of Jupiter
“Well this is my 4th one i have made...took me a while to stick to one, just so many possible good ones. ANYWAYS, this is a tribute to Faye. ENJOY!!”

I did not expect to cry today, maybe it was just the line about the soy latte, those are good.

Christopher Hurt found the upstairs TV left on ABC Family, and now it’s off. Other than some laundry, I intend to be writing at least one composition for Ottawa University, but first do to something about this hunger I have inside. Where shall I go in the City of Mission, KS: KFC - Kentucky Fried Chicken, RJ’s Bob-Be-Que Shack, or the Schlotzsky’s Deli?

Christopher Hurt will likely be joined by Laura Chamberlin at the Cinemark in Merriam, Kansas for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, showing around three o’clock this afternoon.

I could have heard of Sharam somewhere other than SIRIUS XM Radio in a Hyundai, but I cannot be certain.

Where was this 006

For the following link, Christopher Hurt thanks Sheri Strykowski, who is a fan of the Search Engine Journal, just like my friend John Paul Aguiar and I.

What is Spam? – Visualized | Search Engine Journal
“A few weeks ago we’ve published a fun post on How Social Media Sites Are Fighting Spam. One of our ...”

Christopher Hurt tried to embed the preceding image, but the HTML failed.

Keep Wikipedia Free - Wikimedia Foundation
“Let’s just say some of the business types were skeptical of the notion that volunteers from all across the world could come together to create a remarkable pool of human knowledge – all for the simple purpose of sharing.”

Christopher Hurt would like to have some words with the owner of this operation:

“International Trading Company is looking for Branch Manager.

Some information about offered vacancy:

No special experience is required for this position. Full/Part time. Contract.

Requirements:

- Resident of the USA.
- Must be responsible & conscientious.
- Adults only accepted (we cannot hire underage people);

Salary:

Within the trial period 4 weeks you will be paid 5% commission.
Minimal monthly commission during trial is around 1,000.00 USD.
After it your starting base pay salary will be 2,450.00 USD monthly plus the same 5% commission as in a probationary period.

Performance Bonuses:

Up to 3% of your annual gross wage, paid quarterly by your choice of check or direct deposit.

Benefits:

Health, dental, life and disability insurance {will be provided after 60 days of employment}.
Sick leave.
Vacation and personal day.

Please do not respond directly to this e-mail. This is an automated message and the originating e-mail account is not monitored.


Send your application.


One of our managers will contact you shorlty.

Thank you for reading this document.”

Needless to say, but Christopher Hurt removed the return address from the previous message, which would have likely interested Michael Scott.

System Hacking
“I’m writing this from a Doctor’s waiting room. When I approached the desk, I told the lady behind the counter a quick joke. She immediately changed body language, smiled broadly, and gave me what I needed. I’ve watched several other people shuffle up to her, mumble out their names, and look blankly.”

Christopher Hurt did not find this on Mashable - Mobile, but this is good news for this user of the Motorola Droid 2.

Woz predicts Android will be dominant smartphone platform - Holy Kaw!
“Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak sat down with Dutch-language newspaper De Telegraaf to share his thoughts on the battle for smartphone supremacy. Never one to hold back on his opinions, Woz revealed that he believes Android will eventually dominate, much in the same way Windows took over the PC scene.”

I am Free Enterprise because a support small business. Christopher Hurt quotes Garfield, “Your business is our pleasure, your pleasure is our business, and our pleasure is none of your business.”

Sleeping with TV on linked to depression - Holy Kaw!
“Exposure to dim lights when it should be dark may contribute to depression. The research, which involved hamsters, adds to growing evidence in both animals and people that exposure to even dim lights at night can lead to all sorts of negative health consequences, including breast cancer, sleep disorders...”

That quote was actually from a TV commercial in a Garfield special, which might still be recorded on VHS tape somewhere.

♫ All... my... cats... ride a lolrider... ♫

The incredible 80-gigapixel, 360-degree panoramic photo of London
“It is so detailed that the photographers even had to censor one image which they described as ‘naughty’.”

A lesson of the worse sort is trying to follow a Greek discussion including the topic of flat-bottom girls.

Number two hundred

Being at work on Saturday, I will only be at work until noon today, like your girlfriend. I might try to finally do something about the title for my Chevy Cavalier, which has not belonged to the Bank of America for months.

This post is number two hundred to this blog!

Since January 15, this blog has been written toward the simple purpose of blogging. With its glass equipment, modern science has never once stepped along the wide continent to say why this author is not living as one partner in a married couple, but a proud man without a lovely wife. Sigh, sometime I shall enjoy a myofascial for my upper body, especially for my shoulder.

Myofascial release - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Myofascial release is a form of soft tissue therapy used to treat somatic dysfunction and accompanying pain and restriction of motion. This is accomplished by relaxing contracted muscles, increasing circulation, increasing venous and lymphatic drainage, and stimulating the stretch reflex of muscles.”

I bought fuel today, and my Cavalier posted 26.990 miles per gallon or 8.683 liters per 100 kilometers. Later I waited at the Johnson County Department of Motor Vehicles to register the Cavalier. Although I love their queuing system, I am unsure how to feel about their paging system. I now have my Kansas title receipt; the real title will be in the mail in ten days.

Schlotzsky’s Pick Your Chicks, Route 66 Sweepstakes
“Pick your chicks and sign up for a chance to win a 2011 Camaro or one of 300 Schlotzsky’s gift cards! Play now at www.pickyourchicks66.com!”

I had to have a celebratory meal using a coupon to Schlotzsky’s Deli: a free 20-oz. drink and bag of chips with the purchase of a chicken sandwich. I chose the large Sedona Chicken sandwich, which was twice the size of a medium sandwich.

I would like to be so especially generous to certain one-term president.

Bush: Obama deserves to govern ‘without criticism from me’
“Fresh off a book tour for his memoir Decision Points, former president George W. Bush broke ground for his presidential library today, saying he would not use a new policy institute to second-guess the decisions of President Obama.”

One of my friends from Project Improv once said about me, of which some I have also noted myself:

“Chris H.

First impression: This guy has an extensive vocabulary for puns.

Likes: Your hate for saint Patrick day and your love for cars.

Dislikes: That you like every status i put up, weather it is a good status or a bad one. It helps to know context sometimes. Also hate how much you rag on Obama.

Confession: I think you sometimes you do not fully apply yourself. Your full potential is much more, strive for doing your best in all things.”

Christopher Hurt is watching MythBusters on the Discovery Channel.

Land Rover Official Homepage | Land Rover USA
“The official USA site of Land Rover. Browse Land Rover’s line of performance and luxury vehicles. Click for models, pricing information and more.”

Later I’ll watch new South Park.

Pro Concrete Designs: concrete polishing, concrete staining and engraving
“Transform your ordinary old concrete driveways and sidewalks into a beautiful work of art with concrete engraving and staining!”

Just learned while watching, The Onion will have a new series on Comedy Central.

Study: Majority Of Highlights Boring
“UNIVERSITY PARK, PA—A three-year study of highlights across all major sports concluded that 94 percent of televised top plays and incredible displays of skill were in fact pretty boring.”

In closing, the only parallel, which I would like to be drawn, is to episode 200 of South Park, and I don’t know why.

What do you know 008

Christopher Hurt thinks that this must be an old quote for someone named Og to be credited.

Twitter / Mainstreet CU: “Take the attitude of a ...
“‘Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.’ - Og Mandino”

I am not really taking this quote to heart, like your girlfriend, I suppose.

Christopher Hurt likes being defiant to Google Maps Navigation™ in order to give a boost to his ego. Whoa, rabbit!

Please note the the preceding was not sent from my phone. I cannot tag anyone in posts from my phone. I have also been characteristically obnoxious, both by implying that I was close to a rabbit or in my car, and by entering the preceding explanation. Christopher Hurt says the following like Elmer Fudd:

5 Traits of Successful Tweeters | Small Business Social Media & Twitter Strategies, Marketing & Pub...
“People who develop a thoughtful tweeting strategy will be well on their way to success, marketers say. Learn about the five traits of successful tweeters at BusinessNewsDaily.com.”

Christopher Hurt thanks Sheri Strykowski, a thoughtful tweeter.

13 Great Sites for WordPress Tips, Tutorials, and Hacks | FreelanceFolder
“WordPress has become one of, if not THE, most popular open source blogging and content management systems around. With over 25 million websites and blogs...”

I feel like David Franklin is staring over my shoulder while I am using my Motorola Droid 2, and he is about to again ask, “Are you ‘liking’ things on the Facebook?”

2011 Buick Regal CXL Review - VIDEO ENHANCED

“SEE ALSO: Buick Buyers Guide
THE AUTO PAGE By JOHN HEILIG
SPECIFICATIONS: 2011 Buick Regal CXL
Model: 2011 Buick Regal CXL
Engine: 2.4-liter I4
Horsepower/Torque: 182 hp @ 6,700 rpm/
172 lb.-ft.@ 4,900 rpm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic (made in China)
Wheelbase: 107.8 in.”

Christopher Hurt likes General Motors, is drawn, like your girlfriend, to this pretty Buick, yet he’ll twice reason about her possible characteristic, like your girlfriend, to slip at speed.

U.S. should take heart in revival of automakers
“The Unraveling is morphing into The Turnaround. Two years ago, Detroit’s automakers appeared headed for an all-but certain collapse. On Nov. 18, the same date this week that a reconstituted General Motors Co. is expected to launch its initial public offering, the three CEOs and the president of the...”

I need to happily forget my cultural prejudice toward Chinese production of goods.

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Christopher Hurt says, “Word to you, marsupials: respect the pouch; respect it.”

Capri Sun Disrespectoids--a DISadventure Game | More kids. More pouches. MORE BAD IDEAS.
“NEW Disrespectoids DISadventure games and online comics. Capri Sun - Respect the Pouch!”

Christopher Hurt finds this to be interesting coming from Koppel, who has not realized this has been true since his day?

Ted Koppel: Olbermann, O’Reilly and the death of real news
“To witness Keith Olbermann - the most opinionated among MSNBC’s left-leaning, Fox-baiting, money-generating hosts - suspended even briefly last week for making financial contributions to Democratic political candidates seemed like a whimsical, arcane holdover from a long-gone era of television...”

The liberal media frequently say something like, “Forget What Voters Said, It’s Time to Raise Taxes.” I am thankful for the Media Research Center.

“L-o-v-e-Y-o-u....Today is ‘Love U Day’! Send 2 everyone u love (including me) whether its real love or friend love. Ur spoiled if u get 5 back...muahhh‌.♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸♥•.¸¸.•♥•.¸¸.”

I almost need to read that again. A reader nearby might notice my gold shirt today.

Twitter / Jason Pollock: “It always seems impossible ...
“‘It always seems impossible until its done.’ ~ Nelson Mandela via @corybooker”

Good Lord, Pollock, if you are going to use a quote, which someone else quoted, then please give your apostrophe use its due attention, and be ye not yemeles.

20 Obsolete English Words that Should Make a Comeback
“Calling all English speakers! These words are so cool they deserve to be reinstated to everyday use.”

His illecebrous sister is TeppyTea, and I like Active Therapy, her page on the Facebook.

“[Christopher Hurt’s] a bit of a jollux.”

Among the Top Conservatives on Twitter (TCOT), the Republican National Committee surprised me; their making reference to The Office is not necessarily Positively Republican!

Twitter / RNC: Nancy Pelosi’s “Dwight ...
“Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Dwight Schrute Solution’? http://bit.ly/9UZG86 #TCOT”

I may find this interesting to William H. Cosby, Jr. (Bill Cosby).

Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Selections from the Cosby Codex.
“James Fleming’s Cosby Codex represents an attempt to offer the definitive theoretical reading of The Cosby Show, a foundational text in Late Postmodern Western Culture, or a multicultural, post-cognitive text par-excellence. He is a PhD student in Central Florida, where he resides with a very patient wife and ever-loyal dog.”

Christopher Hurt likes the Chevy Silverado HD, and remembers when Bill Cosby called out The Simpsons, except the one who called out his enemy was defeated.

Chevrolet beats Ford in heavy-duty pickup torture test - Drive On
“Chevrolet beats Ford in heavy-duty pickup torture test - Drive On: A conversation about the cars and trucks we drive - USATODAY.com”

I contributed my share for the Christmas gift for our manager. I also spotted a co-worker a dollar. When told that I would be repaid, I said, “Oh, just give it to Chuck. I owe him a dollar.” Chuck has the same initials as Charles Schwab.

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Like your girlfriend, Christopher Hurt thinks Geeks Are Sexy. Actually, I love KUDL, and to answer your question, David, Pandora is available through Pandora.com on a desktop or notebook (laptop) computer.

Back in my day, when someone said, “I can’t Gopher that,” besides a song by Hall & Oates, one meant that one could not find something on the Internet.

When I say AutoZone, I actually meant to say Advanced Auto Parts, which are the words I spoke for Google Navigation. The connection returned no code and the light for me to check the engine was off when I started the car the next time.

10 centuries of shifting borders in 5 minutes [video] - Holy Kaw!
“Wars, ambitious royalty, and spreading empires have dramatically shifted the country borders in Europe over the past ten centuries. Give yourself a mini history lesson of the 1,000 years of changing borders in five quick minutes.”

I bought fuel yesterday at QuikTrip, and my Chevy Cavalier posted 29.272 miles per gallon or 8.006 liters per 100 kilometers.

The Lure of Laziness | Psychology Today
“We’re built to slack off, says Nando Pelusi, Ph.D., But we can fight our biased belief that life should be easy and rewards must be immediate.”

Today I bought some Dr Pepper, Hot Pockets, Lean Pockets, and Nestlé Pure Life at the Hy-Vee in the City of Mission, KS.

‘phoque’ pronunciation: How to pronounce ‘phoque’ in French
“Pronunciation guide: Learn how to pronounce ‘phoque’ in French with native pronunciation; ‘phoque’ translation and audio pronunciation.”

I was unsurprised to learn this from Family Guy on Adult Swim.

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Christopher Hurt has once again experienced irony, but enjoyed chatting with Ernie King, and watching new South Park.

SponsoredWhips.com - ever heard of them? - Topix
“Please note by clicking on ‘Post Comment’ you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.”

Yes, I paid $197 to them and got nothing. The ironic thing is that I learned about it on a site for J-body cars, like my Chevy Cavalier.

SPONSOREDWHIPS IS A FRAUD - General Forum - j-body.org - the jbody organization
“The J-Body Organization, j-body.org, is the worlds largest automotive enthusiast group exclusively geared towards the General Motors GM J-car platform including the Chevrolet Cavalier, Pontiac Sunfire, Pontiac Sunbird, Pontiac J 2000, Oldsmobile Firenza, Buick SkyHawk and Cadillac Cimarron.”

The people scamming people are Delaware-based, too.

Conversa-dioramas

Christopher Hurt has tabs saved in Mozilla Firefox at home that will become links in this NetworkedBlogs later this afternoon. I added too much cherry flavoring to my Dr Pepper at the drink fountain in QuikTrip. The clerk used a paper sack for my two breakfast sandwiches, from which I now have:

A PAPER SACK PUPPET! WHEE! I know this much is true; this much is true!

I bought some plastic bins at Sears Grand in Merriam, Kansas. Effectively, I have ‘organization’ for everything that was in my car; the bins are stacked on the floor and I can’t let the stuff get wet. Some of my Web wanderings start with lists:

Twitter / Alyssa Milano: ★ The 100 Manliest Mustache ...
“★ The 100 Manliest Mustaches in #Sports History➛ http://dld.bz/4GZh #Movember /via @Flipbooks”

Last week I bought a Motorola Droid 2 from Verizon Wireless, whom Nifer is leaving for AT&T and an iPhone4 this week.

The World Without People
“Imagine if one minute from now, every single person on Earth disappeared. All 6.6 billion of us. Human history just stopped. What would happen to the world without us?”

I have been using Ghost Radar™ on my new phone, and I trust Denton, who says, “[In a world without people] I would still get collection calls,” and “[Ghost Radar™] is ‘bad juju’.”

“Haunted by a bad vibe or aura. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.”

18 Common Phrases to Avoid in Conversation | Real Simple
“Some things should never be said. Here, how to avoid putting your foot in your mouth—and what to say instead.”

The theme from Dinosaurs is playing in my mind now, like your girlfriend.

Girls and Dragons - Dumage
“Here we present You gallery of wonderful images on topic Girls and Dragons. Fantastic illustrations from various authors.”

Saturday night, I watched a special showing of The Big O on Adult Swim, and I have been suspended without pay from the Grammar Division of the Military Police.

English Russia » Ukrainian Angelina Jolie
“Interesting news from Russia in English language.”

While in the States, Maria fully forgot to get corn at the market, since the oldest rose in Canada could contain poetry.

Female Comic Heroes and Their Movie Twins - Dumage
“These girls look so sexy... Just can not choose which are more beautiful and attractive, they which are drawn or the ones that are real.”

Daniel began to pitch the biggest tent.

Lustful Illustrations - Don’t Panic!
“These girls leave me breathless! They are so smoking hot! Do you like them? Which one is your favorite?”

Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the images that appear on the following websites linked in this post:

Girs of Futurama - Don’t Panic!
“Hey Futurama fans, which girl from this awesome show is your favorite one? I vote for Amy!”

I should not have doubted the Café Tempo in the Nerman Museum of Contemporary Art at Johnson County Community College; their special, a lamb gyro, was very scrumptious.

Sexy Disney Princesses | Funnyzela.com - You will laugh so hard!
“Photos of Sexy Disney Princesses ...”

An Atlantic fox rapidly brought around Philadelphia, whenever we hope and clearly imagine Saturday morning.

Disney for Adults - Dumage
“Jeffrey Scott Campbell is an American comic book artist. He rose to fame as an artist for WildStorm Comics, though he has since done work for Marvel Comics.”

I am thankful that my sister was the person to help our father to post the Chevy Silverado on the electronic, classified listings of Craig Newmark.

Chevrolet Cruze - Celebrate Like A Champion
“The 2010 NASCAR Sprint Cup Awards are in Las Vegas and we would like to send you! Enter now at www.winyourchevy.com for your chance to hit the road in one of your two brand-new Chevrolet Cruzes with three friends to attend!”

These have been conversa-dioramas, which might or might not have been inspired by Captcha, like your girlfriend.

A rewarding civic experience

Go Team Bruchman!

Rob Bruchman, candidate for state representative, District 20, is center.

Last night at Overland Park Marriott, I was one to Remember November, I ate more pita bread and hummus than at any other time in my life, and sang with “Hare Hare Yukai” on the way home to watch Family Guy. I took no BENADRYL® this morning, and the Hot Pockets and Dr Pepper are tasting especially good today.

I just had a good conservation with Fred Krebs.

I just saw Sam Brownback via Skype. @NiferHoneycutt was correct; Skype is pretty amazing, and even more so, thanks to Brownback.

Christopher Hurt thinks that one should definitely walk behind the reporter, with a piece of cake, during a live, newsroom shot. Stay classy, KCTV-5.

Christopher Hurt is glad to see that Roberta Eveslage is being defeated in District 38!

Incidentally, the other times are during the after-parties at the Roving Imp Theater; I usually have more of the tortilla chips and salsa than I usually have of the pita bread and hummus.

Overachievers are truly among the Democrats, not only having lost many state offices, to lose the majority of seats in the House, they only needed to lose 38, but they lost 52; that’s dedication.

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As part of the Chopper Shopper Fuel Rewards Program, I used my Chopper Shopper Rewards card to save on fuel at QuikTrip. My Chevy Cavalier posted 27.731 miles per gallon or 8.451 liters per 100 kilometers, which is disappointing, like your girlfriend.

World’s coolest math teacher plays prank [video] - Holy Kaw!
“Biola University professor Matt Weathers makes math more fun than writing ‘Hello Boobs’ on a calculator with his annual tricky treats-filled Halloween presentation.”

Sorry, still not forming sentences correctly due to obscenely drowsy effects of BENADRYL® .

How car restoration works - Holy Kaw!
“Some people dream of owning a brand new Escalade or Maybach, but others have bigger -- and older -- dreams. If you’d rather drive a classic, the accessibility and ease of car restoration can turn that vision into reality.”

Because of Chevrolet, I thought that I should also share this SEMA-related link.

E-ROD LS3 | Hot Rod with Crate Engine | GM Performance Parts
“Introducing the first-ever emission-compliant crate engine package: the EROD LS3. Our engineers have harnessed world-class power and efficiency, all in one package. And it's available to you only from GM Performance Parts.”

I found a BMW, a Corvette, a Dodge, a Ferrari, a Ford Mustang, and a Nissan on this list:

Ten Cars Overshadowed By Their Successor
“It’s an automaker’s job to improve on previous models, but sometimes they get it so right that the previous generation is completely overshadowed. With your help, we put together a list of the ten cars overshadowed by their successor.”

Actually, I’m not sorry; I am not sure with which sloporce to regard the watchman.

Where International Standard Units Come From, Part Two: The Second | Popular Science
“This week, the origin and continued preservation of five of our favorite standard units of measure.”

Christopher Hurt thanks Popular Science, but does not thank AOL Television quite so much.

‘Wheel of Fortune’ Announcer Charlie O’Donnell Dies at 78
“‘Wheel of Fortune’ Announcer Charlie O’Donnell, whose signature voice opened the game show for decades, died at the age of 78 in his Los Angeles.”

Christopher Hurt reminds his friends in KANSAS, who think that Proposition 19 is on the BALLOT HERE, for your information or knowledge, that is on the ballot in CALIFORNIA, so YOU CANNOT VOTE FOR IT HERE.

“Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that’s different is me.”

Christopher Hurt thanks Futurama, and Sheri Strykowski.

Black and White Photography: 25 Beautiful Examples | Vandelay Design Blog
“Many designers love to view photographs for design inspiration. In this post we’ll showcase some beautiful black and white photos for your own inspiration. If you like a particular photo and you want to see more, click on the image or the link in the photo credit and you’ll be led to the source.”

Christopher Hurt believes this to interest any fan of The Office, especially David Rushing; the answers are from Rainn Wilson.

The 5 Questions You Hate Not Knowing the Answer to
“Why the hell did I buy an iPad? Did I fall victim to crass commercialism? Am I any different than my son, who wants whatever sugar-laden cereal happens to be showing in the ad before whatever cartoon he’s watching?”

Christopher Hurt agrees with William H. Cosby, Jr. (Bill Cosby).

Twitter / Bill Cosby: Definition of a person not ...
“Definition of a person not voting today: a-pathetic person.”

I will soon be on the way to likely celebrate a Republican Party sweep ~! At an actual Kansas Republican Party ~! This is the only sweeping we do; we can all afford maids, says Sarah Palin, don’t’cha know ~!

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To the Encyclopedia Dramatica, Unicron would say, “You exaggerate.” Yes, I think, David, that your analogy is accurate that Raksha is to me, what Diane Duane is to Nifer, or was, or whatever.

Every weekend is not a whirlwind weekend, although by appearances this last weekend certainly qualifies. The whirlwind is not quite over: the United States has a general election on Tuesday, November 2. This election is called a mid-term election, occurring in the middle of the president’s term.

Articles | Election Guide: We’ve got you covered | Ink
“Don’t go naked to the polls like model Rudy Otwell (left) and local comedian Keith Curtis. Ink’s Election Guide has you covered on the candidates and issues.”

A rewarding civic experience at least for the last two months, I have been spending a lot of time working with Denton on a local campaign for a state representative, especially weekends. I took some BENADRYL® Saturday morning, and later drank some Dr Pepper to counteract the drowsy effects.

“Remember to vote tomorrow! Click this link to remind your friends: http://on.fb.me/FreedomWorksGOTV1 (via http://www.freedomworks.org)”

Before that, Friday was payday, and the afternoon was rather busy because I had to mail off three bills. My class show was Friday, October 29 at 7:00 p.m., preceding the Next Big Improv Show, and no one, whom I invited, came to either show. I will to continue to promote my show on social media, but I have not decided if I will again use an e-mail message.

Professional Voice Talent Delivers Quality Voice Overs
“Professional Voice Talent Delivers Quality Voice Overs! Radio and Television Commercials, Narrations, Audio Books, Business Presentations and More!”

The campaign made this weekend a whirlwind weekend. At 8:30 a.m. Saturday, I met Denton at his house. After some minor confusion, we met the candidate at the offices of the Johnson County Republican Party. Saturday consisted of Denton knocking on doors and speaking to voters.

Christopher Hurt gets to be boss today; he has got the easy job.

Yes, I held the list, and directed Denton to the appropriate addresses. Saturday night I returned to the Roving Imp Theater for another evening of quality shows, like your girlfriend, and I had to leave soon after the shows like on Friday.

Denton had requested that I be at his house at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday. Our mission was different this time; we left targeted fliers at apartment residences. Afterward, we played Mario Kart on Nintendo Wii.

Later, I spent too much money on ***damn candy to give away, and John had an interesting view on the subject:

“Think of it as people did in the early 1900s - a bribe so that children & teenagers don’t destroy your property.”

Denton amended:

“So that they didn’t destroy my property.”

After another round of Mario Kart, I stopped, while returning home, at the Hy-Vee in the City of Mission, Kansas and bought some Hot Pockets and Dr Pepper. I put groceries in the trunk instead of the front seat! I am again excited to use the trunk for first time since who knows when!