“Scotch on the rocks... and I MEAN ICE!”
How to Drink Water When You Hate Water
“When I tell people I hate water, it doesn’t go over well. They ask how I can hate it since it has no flavor. I answer, ‘because it does have a flavor and that flavor is disgusting.’ They ask if I feel dehydrated all the time. And no I don’t, because there’s plenty of other places to get water …”
Since my general manager informed me, I was allowed to return today, “Love on the rocks,” was how he explained the precarious state of my renewed employment.
“Sailor Moon is getting a reboot! Here is why the trailer has us hyped.”