The Internet is rising up in protest on February 11th

Friday, May 31, 2013

An offer that I cannot refuse 024

“7 But the Lord sits enthroned forever;
he has established his throne for justice,
8 and he judges the world with righteousness;
he judges the peoples with uprightness. (Psalm 9:7-8)”
Asteroid 1998 QE2 sails past us, leaving cosmic lessons behind
[Comission] - Rarity by ~VardasTouch on deviantART
“5 For I know that the Lord is great, and that our Lord is above all gods.
6 Whatever the Lord pleases, he does,
in heaven and on earth, in the seas and all deeps.
7 He it is who makes the clouds rise at the end of the earth,
who makes lightnings for the rain and brings
forth the wind from his storehouses. (Psalm 135:5-7)”

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Now You See Me

It is hoped that this analysis is never delivered too harshly, “Morgan Freeman helps everyone come to terms with President Obama and scandal, ‘a team of illusionists use their skills to orchestrate a series of spectacular heists against their audiences, showering stolen profits on corrupt leaders while staying one step ahead of the law.’”
Shortly after becoming an alicorn, Twilight immediately set out to put her new power level to the test
I Feel a Draft... [COMMISSION] by ~FacelessJr on deviantART
“In the eight months since Human Events and The Columbus Dispatch reported that several counties in the major Swing State have voter rolls that boast literally 110 percent voter registration, the Obama-Holder Justice Department has yet to investigate the widespread voter fraud that is occurring in ...”
On the subject of Affirmative Action, the U.S. Department of Labor says, “For federal contractors and subcontractors, affirmative action must be taken by covered employers to recruit and advance qualified minorities, women, persons with disabilities, and covered veterans,” and I have shared that I did not think that Obama was qualified because he has not previously held executive office. My friend replied that he was certainly qualified for his second term because of his executive experience from his first. Can that really be believed?
[WATCH] People sign “Thank you IRS” card for targeting Tea Party groups
“As one conservative pundit found out, not all Americans are angry with the Internal Revenue Service for improperly targeting conservative groups. In fact, some are so thankful that they’re willing to sign their name on a thank you card to the agency.”
12 It is an abomination to kings to do evil, for the throne is established by righteousness. (Proverbs 16:12)
“Lois Lerner, the controversial director of the tax-exempt organizations division at the Internal Revenue Service, has a long sordid history of targeting conservatives. Under the direction of Lois Lerner, the Federal Election Commission sued the Christian Coalition in the 1990s …”
“FOX News’ Carl Cameron reports, ‘Democrats Worried
About The Impact Of Obama On Party
Articles: Black Conservative Attacks Abortion, Dems Faint Dead Away
“Journalists and Democrats have designated a new Republican scandal: Bishop Earl W. Jackson ‘compared’ Planned Parenthood to the Ku Klux Klan.”
Could the Obama Administration’s Next Scandal Be Brewing at the EPA?
10 Humble yourselves in the sight of the Lord,
and he shall lift you up. (James 4:10 King James Version)

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Keeping up the habit 012

One does not have to be a farmer to be out standing in his field, only a trespasser. With my father and two younger sisters, I live in Merriam, Ks. I enjoy anime, cars, computers, and politics. I perform improv comedy monthly. I know, I think.
Princess Twilight seems so obvious, controversial, but she is totally Eudorable.
Change by *PixelKitties on deviantART
“Director Michael Bay has confirmed that Transformers 4 will feature a new cast including Mark Wahlberg, but it appears some new vehicles will also join the Autobots on the big screen. According to photos posted to the official Transformers Facebook fan page today, it appears the new 2014 Chevrolet .....”
2014 Sierra Denali Pairs High-Tech Luxury and Capability
“DETROIT – An all-new 2014 Sierra 1500 Denali full-size pickup arrives this fall with an available 6.2L EcoTec3 V-8 that will produce an estimated 420 horsepower and 450 lb-ft of torque, the most power and torque of any light duty truck engine.”
While I was hoping for an ego boost, such has been
the subject of a recall by the Ford Motor Company.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Main and Elm

While my family has been previously viewed the film, Pleasantville does not describe me, “My influence does not profoundly change any complacent world.”
Veterans cap Cannes race amid buzz for lesbian tale
“Cinema heavyweights Roman Polanski and Jim Jarmusch wrapped up the Cannes Film Festival race Saturday, as speculation raged whether a shockingly explicit lesbian love story could capture a top ...”
JCCC Alert - A Tornado Watch has been issued
for Johnson County KS until 10:00 p.m. May 28, 2013
How the Xbox One Presentation Felt Like a Republican Stump Speech
“Jaime Woo attacks ‘bro gamers’ and their conservative idea of who should and shouldn’t be a gamer ...”
This afternoon, my call to (785) 250-0898, to report
fraud to the Kansas Department of Revenue, has not been returned.

Monday, May 27, 2013

A second out of phase 020

John successfully performs in Chicago this weekend. I am saying all this to remind myself that we had no show on Saturday night and no rehearsal this Sunday.
I forgot about either race, and a friend invited me to party as they wound down the ConQuesT Science Fiction Convention at the Holiday Inn CoCo Key Water Resort. See The “Game of Thrones” Houses Reimagined As Modern Corporations
Kansas City Science Fiction & Fantasy Society:
ConQuesT 44 runs May 24-26, 2013!
“Kansas City Science Fiction & Fantasy Society, was founded in 1971. We meet monthly, and sponsor ConQuesT every year on Memorial Day Weekend. ConQuesT is a convention for fans of science fiction, fantasy, horror, anime, costuming, gaming, art, and more!”
Because I could soon be joining viewing parties with the Laser Rangers, John may have to adapt to the possibility of my adding some dates to the calendar, which may conflict the scheduled shows.

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Meant to Live

JCCC payment deadline for Summer credit classes is May 28 by 5 pm.
Go to My Finances to pay or check payment status.
Kirito-kun came at last.
I came at last | British Rika [pixiv]
2 In my Father’s house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I go to prepare a place for you? 3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again and will take you to myself, that where I am you may be also. (John 14:2-3)
“For more information on ‘My Little Pony Equestria Girls’, please visit When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, TWILIGHT SPARKLE pursues the ...”
21 Whoever pursues righteousness and kindness will find life, righteousness, and honor. (Proverbs 21:21)
Equestria Girls: How Did My Little Pony Go So, So Wrong?
“I’ll admit it: I'm a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. No, I will not call myself a brony or a pegasister or whatever other term fans associate ...”
4 Such is the confidence that we have through Christ toward God. 5 Not that we are sufficient in ourselves to claim anything as coming from us, but our sufficiency is from God, 6 who has made us competent to be ministers of a new covenant, not of the letter but of the Spirit. For the letter kills, but the Spirit gives life. (2 Corinthians 3:4-6)
Dusty Old Books: On the ‘Equestria Girls’ Furore
“The only reason I felt a slight touch of sadness from seeing that Equestrian Girl -trailer is that I now know that the resources used to make Equestrian Girls could have been used to give us a full season 3. But, as you said, it’s not our show, and Hasbro needs to do what they think best. I’m going to…”
Music video by Switchfoot performing “Meant To Live.”

Friday, May 24, 2013

Humor vampirism 013

Well, the Ford Motor Company has too much Gaul.
Ford Promises to Keep 1,000 Jobs at French Plant
“Ford Motor Co. (F) pledged to maintain 1,000 jobs for five years at a factory in southwestern France under an agreement signed Friday on aid and incentives to keep the transmission plant running.”
“No fatalities reported after collapse of Interstate 5 bridge dumps vehicles and people into the water.”
Proof Positive: Nearly 1 In 5 Drivers Unfit For the Road
“If you’re like me, you take great delight in complaining about other drivers. There’s a guilty pleasure waiting for those of us who snipe, snarl, and generally criticize and complain about the driving habits of others. Now, we may have empirical proof that our superior driving skills ...”
“11 Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. 12 There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor? (James 4:11-12)”

Celebratory genethliac note 045

“Really it must be admitted that only in England and America is there anybody who knows how to establish the genethliac theme and construct a horoscope. -- J. K. Huysmans, translated by Keene Wallace, Down There, 1891”
Lucky” - LIVE Andrea Libman + MandoPony cover!
“The wonderful Andrea Libman agreed to perform this cover with me of Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat’s song ‘Lucky’, and by happy coincidence, ...”
JCCC hangs up on Nortel phone system one day
shy of one year after lightning strike

Megumi is a questionnaire about the fun film version of 82.56.84.
West living tank length | Hui @ MBF6_E18 [pixiv]
“Saturday, May 25, marks the one year anniversary of the Nortel phone system being struck by lightning. In celebration of all the Nortel system has done for JCCC, and in appreciation for the team effort and community support that followed the lightning strike, the Nortel system was powered down at 8:34 a.m. Friday, May 24.”
Yesterday, my friends John Robison and Cindy Ptacek had birthdays.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Bittersweet Symphony

My identity has been previously stolen;
someone messed with my avatar in the following.
Vampire Wars is the next Zynga game to bite the dust on December 5
“Man, this sucks. (We’re done with the puns ... scout’s honor.) It looks like Zynga has already chosen the next game on its chopping block: Vampire Wars.”
College Boulevard closed at US 69 May 22 to 24
A heartwarming moment from the second episode, ruined
My faithful student by ~CrimsonBugEye on deviantART
“Both east- and westbound College Boulevard will be closed at U.S. Highway 69 from 5 a.m. Wednesday, May 22, to 8 p.m. Friday, May 24, weather permitting.

Westbound traffic will be able to use the northbound U.S. 69 ramp from College Boulevard, but will not be able to cross under the bridge. The posted detour for westbound traffic takes traffic south on Antioch Road, west on 119th Street and north on Quivira to College Boulevard.

Eastbound traffic will be forced south on Switzer Road. The posted detour for eastbound traffic takes traffic south on Quivira Road, east on 119th Street, and north on Antioch Road to College Boulevard.”
My father asked me where I had been hiding my alleged wife,
Tanya E. Roach, and I replied, “Six feet under, where she belongs.”
RIP Ford Australia - BBC Top Gear Australia
“Ford Australia will close its doors on Geelong and Broadmeadows factories.”
This afternoon, I did finally call (785) 250-0898 to report
the fraud to the Kansas Department of Revenue.

Monday, May 20, 2013

ultimate lock of life

Without me, someone named Tanya E. Roach jointly filed my taxes.
Finally Rarity is the focus and this time her hair and tail actually look like hair
Of all the worst things. by *otakuap on deviantART
Comprehensive Banking Protection & Identity Protection | LifeLock Ultimate
“LifeLock Ultimate™ protects you from a wider array of threats to your credit, bank accounts, and identity by seeking out potential threats and helping you defend against them.”
18 There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Web Wanderings 032

Well, Pandora has a station for 90s Pop Music,
and I like nearly every song. Thank you, John.
Wrong on so many levels. Thanks to for his font. Thanks for all your comments in advance.
The Biggest Challenge by ~averagedraw on deviantART
Western style - Emoticon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Usually, emoticons in Western style have the eyes on the left, followed by nose and the mouth. The two character version :) which omits the nose is also very popular.”
Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the strong language in the following excerpt,
“See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!”
A friend on Facebook relaxed with one product, and I suggested number two.
The Most Popular Girls in School want to poop here whenever and for as long as they want
Source:Twilight Sparkle
i want to poop here
“whenever i want for as long as i want audio can be found here: The Most Popular Girls in School | Episode 1 (HD)”

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Need to read again 030

Have you heard that song, “International Harvester,” because it is awesome.
4 The Rock, his work is perfect,for all his ways are justice.
A God of faithfulness and without iniquity,just and upright is he. (Deuteronomy 32:4)
Nightmare Rarity from the official comics.
Nightmarity #1 by *ZuTheSkunk on deviantART

Friday, May 17, 2013

Save Tonight

Bridge overlay and painting work to close southbound Quivira,
left two lanes of eastbound I-435 May 17 to 20

Denton can't even put into actual words how excited he is about all the incredible art that even more incredible friends...
Twilight's Graduation by *PixelKitties on deviantART
From the Kansas Department of Transportation, bridge overlay work on the Quivira Road bridge over I-435 will close the southbound lanes of Quivira Road at I-435 at 10 p.m. Friday, May 17, with the road reopening to unrestricted traffic at 5 a.m. Monday, May 20.

In addition, the left two lanes of eastbound I-435 at Quivira Road will be closed for bridge painting work beginning at 9 p.m. Friday, May 17, reopening to unrestricted traffic at 5 a.m. Monday, May 20.

This work had been scheduled for May 10 to 13 but was delayed due to weather conditions. The scheduled May 17 to 20 closure will take place if the weather permits.”
My friend Denton has Commencement tonight
at Johnson County Community College.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

As perfect a Thursday 012

The day after my birthday, Disney Pixar release the following.
A relaxing ride in the sky — VIDEO: Disney’s ‘Planes’ |
“Composer Mark Mancina’s work is on full display in this new Planes video. The mellow, breezy video feels like a long summer car ride with...”
Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the strong language
from these Bronies in their analysis.
Nice to meet you and Taiwan for events!
Poster of pony | shiba (黒城 永久) [pixiv]
[My Little Theories] Thoughts on Equestria Girls (Featuring DigiBrony)
“First Impressions are always the greatest. The trailer certainly left me with a positive vibe. This is also the first time I’m using the new model of ...”
At work, I am more than surviving, I am thriving.
Applying Employee Engagement to a Specific Business Problem
“Often when managers review and evaluate their team's level of engagement, they treat it like an annual affair. Employees take a survey, discuss the results with their supervisor, and commit to taking some actions. For the most part, the manager and the team deal with engagement in general terms …”
Before my appointment at Kansas City Asthma and Allergy, “Van and Linda VanDruff were honored at a joint retirement reception from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m. Thursday, May 16, in RC 270. Van was a senior support analyst in Information Services and has been with the college for 23 years. Linda was a dining services assistant and she has been at JCCC 20 years.”
Beckham announces his retirement
“(CNN) -- To most of the world, David Beckham is a soccer player, both hero and goat, at times loved and loathed, depending on which end of his gracefully served free kicks you reside. The hullabaloo ...”
8 This Book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do according to all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous, and then you will have good success.  (Joshua 1:8)
Retired NASCAR driver Dick Trickle dies
“(CNN) -- Richard ‘Dick’ Trickle -- who parlayed a legendary reputation as a short-track driver into a full-time career on stock car racing’s biggest stages in the 1990s -- died Thursday of an ...”
My mother is now watching him race in Heaven.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Rainbow in the Dark

My knowledge about music is abysmal, and I just heard this song, from whence the title of this post arises, for the first time on 101 the Fox - Kansas City’s Classic Rock Station today.
“The ‘Cloud Service Fundamentals in Windows Azure’ sample demonstrates how to create database-backed Azure services from real-world customer learnings of the Windows Azure Customer Advisory Team (CAT). Learn the fundamental building blocks for scale-out Azure applications.”
Ronnie James Dio performs “Rainbow In The Dark
on a US late night television show, “The Rock Palace.”

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

We’ll do it Live

A Sheep No More was where I first saw this.
“In a bizarre television and spatial anomaly late Tuesday morning on CNN, the blanket coverage of two true-crime stories led two news anchors to conduct an odd ‘satellite’ interview from the very same parking lot, background traffic and all.”
Despite the image this show attempts to craft for itself,
Colbert remains part of the complicit media.
A beautiful, horrifying image
Source: A beautiful, horrifying image. (J-List)
Colbert Mocks Benghazi Hearings as Unimportant
“Fresh off his sister’s humiliating defeat at the hands of Mark Sanford in a South Carolina Congressional special election yesterday, Stephen Colbert came out swinging … against Republicans who dare to question the Obama administration’s story on Benghazi. This warrior for truth mocked all questions…”
12 Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called and about which you made the good confession in the presence of many witnesses. (1 Timothy 6:12)
“It runs almost 12 minutes but it's awesome. Judge Jeanine Pirro really puts the Benghazi whistle-blower hearing into perspective and, as always, she doesn't hold back or pull any punches.”
The president lashes out at people becoming too curious about the Benghazi story.”
“RUSH: The most important thing about Benghazi is to get it behind us and make Hillary Clinton the first female president of this country.”
IRS I.G. Report: Targeting Conservatives Began In 2010
“The targeting of conservatives by the IRS started earlier and was more extensive than the IRS acknowledged last week, according to a draft IRS inspector general report obtained by ABC News. As we reported on Good Morning America this morning, the IRS began targeting “Tea Party or similar organization ...”
“Today, Obama said he first heard about the scandal Friday which is strange because there’s been news coverage, Congressional testimony, the IRS chief knew a year ago and the White House Counsel knew a month ago.”
No, I don’t think he has any friends.”
Media who spin for Obama are getting lonely as scandals pile up
“The president’s most fervent apologists in the media are a smaller crew that they used to be. After …”
I’m getting what I deserve. I’m reaping what I sow. I’m... ”
Gov’t obtains wide AP phone records in probe
“WASHINGTON (AP) — The Justice Department secretly obtained two months of telephone records of reporters and editors for The Associated Press in what the news cooperative’s top executive called a ‘massive and unprecedented intrusion’ into how news organizations gather the news. The records obtained by...”
Music video by After The Fire performing “Der Kommissar.”
(c) 1982 Sony BMG Music Entertainment (UK) Limited

Monday, May 13, 2013

Bristlecone Pines

In Egocentric UniverseWeb Wanderings 004, I finally resigned myself to a fact, “This blog has become little more than a series of links,” and together with an ability to flow along with the subtle currents of life, I have another truth to except.
OK OK OK, I just started a conversation with the man in line behind me, and learned a few things about the following form of life.
Bristlecone Pines - Great Basin National Park
I never asked his name. He engineers for the BNSF Railway Company, lives in Illinois and has four children: two older sons and two younger dughters.
Hot Minute: My Little Pony’s Twilight Sparkle
“We returned to Ponyville to catch up with Twilight Sparkle: My Little Pony merchandise.”
With those things that I become involved, I am inclined to become passionately involved, and Skirtz enjoys, “Monster High gals, yet can never pick a favorite; all so unique and wonderful.”
I think, this was the best moment in the last episode
The Best Moment by ~Renaifoxi on deviantART
Equestria Girls, a My Little Pony Offshoot, in Its Movie Debut
“Hoping to build on the popularity of My Little Pony, Hasbro plans a theatrical release as part of a campaign for its brand extension, Equestria Girls.”
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. know, “Smile Song (Come on Everypony Smile, Smile, Smile)”

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Happy Mother’s Day 2013

My mother liked the movies of Elvis, and my father and two sisters just finished Fun in Acapulco (1963), which was recorded to the DVR.
Kinda late, but still Mother's Day in my part of the world. Hope you treated your mothers well
Happy Mother’s Day 2012 by *johnjoseco on deviantART
“Directed by Richard Thorpe. With Elvis Presley, Ursula Andress, Elsa Cárdenas, Paul Lukas. Mike works on a boat in Acapulco. When the bratty daughter of the boat owner gets him fired, Mike must find new work. Little boy Raoul helps him get a job as a lifeguard and singer at a local hotel.”
Twitter / Peter Payne: “I made a Reddit post with my wisdom for Mother’s Day. If you don’t mind, would you consider voting it up ...”

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Please, don’t stop dancing, girl

“In 2005, author David Foster Wallace was asked to give the commencement address to the 2005 graduating class of Kenyon College. However, the resulting speech ...”

Friday, May 10, 2013

Summary of Improv Goals 034

OK OK OK, with no reservation, a performance of the Elderberries again merits a separate post, and my need to complete an on-line form for a partial refund continues.
Visitor Parking on Campus | KU Parking & Transit
“General information about parking on campus: Parking at the University of Kansas.”
Parking limited in lower Regnier Center garage on May 14
Kana ... not weird? / / / /
Kana ... not weird? / / / / | Makita [pixiv]
“A total of 25 parking spaces in the south half of the Regnier Center lower garage will be closed from 6:30 a.m. to noon Tuesday, May 14.”
Guy and Martha, John, David and Joe returned for the fun, Joel joined them, and the evening ended with The Mixer, where the names of improvisers are placed in a bowl and drawn at random to participate in scenes; whether he or she is in an ensemble or merely takes classes, any improviser present may play.
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon is a parlor game based on the ‘six degrees of separation’ concept, which posits that any two people on Earth are, on average, about six acquaintance links apart. That idea eventually morphed into this parlor game, wherein movie buffs challenge each other to find the ...”
‘The Harold’ is a long form improv game that can last from 10 to 45 minutes,’” so inspired by the above game and format, the Elderberries likewise have ‘The Kevin,’ where they receive a suggestion from the audience and each of the six people in the ensemble makes an association with the previous word in the chain, then each associated word becomes the inspiration for a scene.
Martha and David had a scene and Martha began, “I took this alcohol from my parents. Here, drink it! Are you drunk yet?”
“Nope,” replied David.
“Are you mouth drunk?”
I cannot speculate why many of associated words were alcoholic beverages, yet even a scene between Joe and David contained a certain proof, and grandma was their suggestion.
As an elderly woman, David had been trying to send a message, “I've been poisoning your coffee to get you to stop coming around.”
Joe was a proper Southern gentleman and suitor, “That poison wouldn't happen to be bourbon?”
David admits, “Yes.”
Joel tags out Joe, and continues the scene with David.
As the elderly husband of the elderly woman, Joel asks, “What were you using for poison? Bourbon?”
David responds, “Yeah, did my parents in.”
Martha and John had a scene.
“In 1952, dad is going to lose his job,” entreats Martha.
“Yes, 1952, I’m very aware of what year it is for some reason,” retorts John.
With the suggestion ‘wine,’ David is the son, and John is the father.
“Quiet, son, Daddy’s got a lady friend over.”
“But it’s seven ... in the morning. I need to get to school.”
“Quiet, junior, your dad is close to sealing the deal.”
David injects, “I’m back from the future for that gold chain that fell into the wrong hands, yours!”
“I’m here from the past,” says John.
“This is the paradox!”
“You mentioned a paradox, just so time travel could be involved?”
“I don’t make the rules; it’s a paradox.”
Characters from the other scenes gradually enter.
“I heard that they were the coolest people in cool.”
“Roger, I say, you look a man who likes to explore his limits.”
“Wow, you are like the coolest kids in school.”
Joe returns as the Southern gentleman,
“Don’t you know that it all comes together in the end?”

Thursday, May 9, 2013

that‘s my starting issue 022

The 2013 Cadillac Mazda
In a letter, the Community Blood Center recently reminded me that I am rare and special, which I often forget myself. I also received this thoughtful message:
“Subject: - Link Removal Request

Hello to you,

I hope this email finds you in good spirits. My name is K, and I am writing you today on behalf of We are currently in the process of editing the content on our site. Though we are not yet to the deletion stage, we will soon remove much of what is there and start again. Essentially, this email is to let you know that many of the links leading back to us will soon be dead-they will lead to 404’d pages.

I do not wish for you to be left with a broken link on your website. It would be an inconvenience to you and your users. I suggest that the links be removed before we delete everything from our site. They are found on the following:

If you could please send me a message when the links are removed, I would be grateful. This will not be the only email I send to those linking to us, and I do not wish to ‘hound’ anyone.

Thank you in advance”
“The Ironic Echo trope is used in popular culture, with a list of examples from the Republican National Committee,” so that‘s my starting issue: I wish that I had taken debate before Mark Anthony took up music.
“This paper (Microsoft Word document) considers two post-Gricean attempts to provide an explanatory account of verbal irony. The first treats irony as an echoic use of language in which the speaker tacitly dissociates herself from an attributed utterance or thought.”
Oddly, James Taylor is not one who unfriends me
before that check-in or two who have afterward.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Chairman of the Bored

The Hub considers “Animaniacs a variety show, with short skits featuring a large cast of characters,” and last night showed “‘Chairman of the Bored,’ where Yakko, Wakko, and Dot meet a man called Pip, who bores them to death with his pointless ranting,” which reveals a personal truth, especially as I once again regard Egocentric Universe: Postscript to Experiment 032.
Video: Dubai Police Lambo, Ferrari, Camaro On The Road
“We all knew the Dubai Police Department had some amazing vehicles in their lineup, but now we know just how extravagant these rides really are. Watch here as they tout an Aventador, a Ferrari FF and a Chevy Camaro SS.”
OK OK OK, “ped means foot,” and Cockney rhyming slang is out of date,
and feet are plural, so PETA and the feet ah of Makise Kurisu.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Need to read again 029

En route to Jazz, A Louisiana Kitchen, I pass The Google Fiber Space.
Google Fiber
“Up to one gigabit upload & download speed • Full channel TV lineup • 2 year contract • No data caps Nexus 7 tablet • 1 TV Box • Storage Box • Network Box • 1TB Google Drive • $120/mo + taxes and fees”
“Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems. You know, when my Grandpa was Mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don’t have to worry about traffic. I’ll hover convert your old road car into a skyway flyer! For only $39,999.95. So come on down and see me Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep ‘em flying!
“Avery Brooks complains about no flying cars in a 2000 IBM commercial.”
Privacy is ‘off the table’ in a ‘post-9/11 world,’ says New York City police chief
Google Glass Picks Up Early Signal: Keep Out
“Google Glass, a wearable computer not yet formally released, is raising questions about whether it will distract drivers, upend relationships and strip people of what little privacy they still have in public.”
“‘Reject Voices That Warn About Government Tyranny’”
Automated License Plate Readers Threaten Our Privacy
“Co-Authored with Peter Bibring, Senior Staff Attorney at the ACLU of Southern California”
The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Summary of Improv Goals 033

Now, the Roving Imp Show in the Student Union at The University of Kansas was fantastic, and the Elderberries commendable, which merits a separate post.
All the patterns that came out in the course you have various modified picture was raised to smile still image is because it was not like subtly only Mikoto. Kuroko is not futzing almost.
Trial and error until it like copyright picture railgun | Ako Roshi [pixiv]
First, we have some lines from short-form games from two weeks ago.
John said, “Look! If you crack off the top, you can beer in these!”
Frank reacted, “Those binoculars were $200!”

Derek exclaimed, “I had a grape plant once and it was crushed by bears.”
David uniquely responded, “Yes, grapes look like berries to bears.”

“He overslept because he dreamed that ‘Weird Al’ installed granite counter tops on a lady.”

“My god, Man, you just danced with a planet!” ejaculated David.

In a game of Superhero Family Reunion with a suggestion “mud,”
Derek quipped, “I hope you get a dirt bike. The other kinds of bikes are stupid,” and “I invited a lot of people by throwing mud at them.”

Great reversal of exceptions from David as the dog, “Thank you, master, for letting me sit in the chair for a change,” and support from Derek, as the human in a crouched position on the floor.
Two weeks ago, John and Derek performed a long-form
where they operated a packed zoo on a half acre.
“We don’t need a velvet rope when we have a gate.”

Derek queried, “Why is the zebra up against the fence?”
“He’s sorted alphabetically,” responded John.

Derek observed, “They look sad; that’s a sad panda.”
“Pandas look like that on the best day of their lives,” responded John.

Thus began some quirky impersonations from John.

“‘Let me show you a camel on the happiest day of his life,’ he said, changing the subject deftly.”

“Let me show you a zebra on the happiest day of his life,” John is skipping and running, “Zebras are exuberant animals!”

John looks left, looks right, “Have ever you looked an emu dead in the eye?” John runs and lunges, and pecks at Derek’s visceral mass, “There, you’re dead.”

John arranges two chairs together and entreats Derek, “Here, I’ll show you a sloth on its happiest day. Come closer, and hold out your arm.”

Derek asks, “A sloth? Isn't that a sin?”
John reacts, “A sloth or having sloth?”
Derek clarifies, “That’s the eternal question: which came first the sin or the animal?”
Derek summarized the set that night, “The happiest and saddest days of the animals seem a lot the same. My life is a lot like that.”

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Stale zaniness 035

No stale zaniness has been on this blog in almost a month,
and also from South Park, “It’s wrong. It’s wrong!”
Eric Holder suddenly concerned about Constitution
10th Amendment Center | Holder calls law voiding unconstitutional federal laws in Kansas ‘unconstitutional’.”
“Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach has responded to Eric Holder and he is not backing down?
“Who is ‘A’ on ABC Family’s addictive teen
mystery-drama series Pretty Little Liars?”
Apple Dodges Enough Taxes to Cover Much of the Sequester
“This week, Apple financed a $55 billion stock buyback for its shareholders to avoid paying $9.2 billion in taxes.”
By comparison, I say, “This is bad comedy [dōjinshi].”

Saturday, May 4, 2013

Postscript to Experiment 034

They’re clubhaulin’,” a resolution to be debated is to
what experiment I could be writing a postscript, “Nautical term.”
I had some ready money orders for ten days, yet I did not mail them until today. I suppose that paying for priority shipping is better than paying late fees, so this could be a success. At the post office everyone queued silently, and no one was looking a mobile phone; I left mine at home.
Scotty was friendly and efficient. For each of my priority items, he asked if I would like insurance or for if I would like for someone to sign for them. He also asked if I would like some stamps. As we completed the transaction, I said, “May the Fourth be you ...”
Bridge overlay and painting work to close southbound Quivira,
left two lanes of eastbound I-435 May 10 to 13 

A little contribution to Japan railfan. Although I don't live in Japan, and don't know how to speak or write in Japanese, but I love this Shinkansen as much as you
Sayonara 0-series Shinkansen | EvoKid [pixiv]
From the Kansas Department of Transportation, bridge overlay work on the Quivira Road bridge over I-435 will close the southbound lanes of Quivira Road at I-435 at 10 p.m. Friday, May 10, with the road reopening to unrestricted traffic at 5 a.m. Monday, May 13.

In addition, the left two lanes of eastbound I-435 at Quivira Road will be closed for bridge painting work beginning at 9 p.m. Friday, May 10, reopening to unrestricted traffic at 5 a.m. Monday, May 13.

The closure will take place if the weather permits.”

Friday, May 3, 2013

Happy birthday, ya party animal!

Music video by Kool & The Gang performing “Celebration.”
(C) 1980 The Island Def Jam Music Group

Cool and the Gang

VanDruff retirement reception is May 16
Join us May 7 to say good-bye to Terry Calaway
Join us May 7 to say good-bye to Terry Calaway
“Van and Linda VanDruff will be honored at a joint retirement reception from 2 to 4 p.m. Thursday, May 16, in RC 270. Van is a senior support analyst in Information Services and has been with the college for 23 years. Linda is a dining services assistant and she has been at JCCC 20 years.”
My friend Van has a supercharged 2007 Shelby Mustang convertible. Also, President Calaway is quite outstanding, “although a different Callaway produces Powerfully Engineered Automobiles: The supercharged Callaway Corvettes, Camaros, and SportTrucks are available as new cars through select Chevrolet Dealers worldwide.”
Music video by Kool & The Gang performing “Celebration.”
(C) 1980 The Island Def Jam Music Group

Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Day after Tomorrow

Once, I asked, “Is 22 April anything special?
Who is the DENIER now? ~ @PolitiJim’s Rants for Reasonable People 
While I like the continual fight across the world, it is a pleasure to inform you of the small new dividing difference between boobs and tits
Facial and tits. | Or dividing the difference between. [pixiv]
“… link could be found to debunk every denier claim.  But stick with me until the end of this because after WRITING what we know today on Global Warming – I had an objective revelation. UK Telegraph reports a list of peer-reviewed art…”
T.U.F.F. Puppy on Nicktoons is my new guilty pleasure.
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
(Season 9, Episode 8) - Full Episode Player
“A GLOBAL WARMING STATE OF EMERGENCY is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: Who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault ...”

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

They’re clubhaulin’

“In the beginning, there was Keith Olbermann. And for a time, it was good. But the liberal commentator soon fell victim to his vanity and corruption. Thus did Olbermann become the architect of his own Final Countdown,” as Europe has a song, to which a Holden car was once synchronized.
Today @ SONIC-Buy ONE of our New Grilled or Crispy Asiago Caesar Chicken Club Sandwiches & get a 2nd FREE when U mention this text. Limit 1 Free. Valid 5/1 only
“A Vauxhall VXR8 by any other name would be as sweet,”
and this image’s also known as the HSV ClubSport.
2012 HSV Clubsport sedan
Source: HSV Updates Lineup for 2012,
Revives ClubSport and Maloo Names