Sunday, May 27, 2012

I like cheese

Like any good Pony fan, I enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for its charm, which is what I told my female friend on Tuesday en route to the Argosy Casino Hotel and Spa, “where everybody knows your game with over 1,700 slot machines,” of which I played three.

According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, “Some linguists make a distinction between colloquialisms and ‘slang-isms’ (e.g., slang words),” so this post must begin on an etymological note, before one concludes that this writing is about food or dining.No one must know that Rarity is part marshmallow”
Pinkie Pie in ‘marfhmalloth... mmm...’ by ~dm29 on deviantART
In our last conversation via telephone on Thursday, May 17,
Allen and I had tentatively decided to Friday see Men In Black 3.
Men in Black 3 will erase all meaning in your life
“Will Smith has starred in lots of formulaic movies. And he knows better than anyone that there’s something comforting as well as exhilarating about a movie that plays out according to a set of steps.”
Based on that review, I had decided to not see Men in Black 3, yet my tweet above shows that I did otherwise, so I better answer her question, “I like cheese,” or the cheesy (e.g., slang-ism).
What is the word for someone who says one thing and does the opposite?
“Hypocrite. A hypocrite pretends to be something he’s not. I think a better definition is ...”
Tonight at the Roving Imp, I spoke with Steve A. We talked about Allen and his passing. Because I am already off work for Memorial Day, I will not be able to attend the service; I cannot take off two days this week.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Take my identity, please

The only way to see my history of credit positively, I must imagine the number in my credit score as being measured in cubic inches, and this number is in turn converted into liters, a large enough displacement for a turbocharged BMW.

Natural History Tour by ~ModeratelyDeviant on deviantART
Please steal my identity and take my relatives by Patti’s Primitives
“Pictured in black with cream lettering. If you would like another color combination please let me know. All of my signs are sprayed with a clear...”
The group, which was comprised of friends of my sisters, was smaller at Arby’s, and with no laptop, I was more vocal. I set out my example of Rarity, and they were cool.
my little pony, friendship is magic, brony - Introspection and Shrugs
see more My Little Brony

Recognizing that one cannot always scratch oneself in public is part of becoming an adult, ignoring such is being male.

Friday, May 25, 2012

that‘s my starting issue 017

Whose name I have previously misspelled, my friend Allen passed away last weekend, and leaves behind a one-year-old tom named Joey. Allen had just been hired to a better paying position at Nebraska Furniture Mart and was looking to study languages at The University of Kansas.

“Approximately 375 million people speak English as their first language, in fact it's the 3rd most commonly spoken language in the world (after Mandarin Chinese and Spanish) but interestingly enough it’s the number 1 second language used worldwide - which is why the total number of people who speak ...”
At gourmet burgers and premium-beer bottles destination Blanc, Allen commented “If my presentation would have been better, I would have become a chef,” after we had seen Marvel’s Avengers at Cinemark Palace at The Plaza on May 5. Our last conversation was via telephone on Thursday, May 17, and we had tentatively decided to today see Men In Black 3.
Source: Youngster Joey
MEN IN BLACK 3 Review - Collider.com
Men in Black 3 review. Matt reviews Barry Sonnenfeld’s Men in Black 3 starring Will Smith, Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones, and Jemaine Clement.”
Baz Luhrmann would like to Thank You for Smoking, the anachronistic music should remind one of A Knight’s Tale and Moulin Rouge, and Leonardo DiCaprio reprises his roles from Titanic and The Aviator.
“Subscribe to TRAILERS. Subscribe to COMING SOON. The Great Gatsby Official Trailer (2012) Leonardo DiCaprio Carey ...”
Before I stopped, however, the creative process visualized - Holy Kaw!April 25 was my ‘busiest day’ with 106 views
Common Facebook Annoyances and How to Fix Them
“I saw this several weeks ago when I watched my wife become so extremely frustrated with Facebook that she eventually deleted her account. Her reasoning was simple and was based on one out of control application. Yes, our daughter had asked her to check out this particular application, but once she …”
These online comics (i.e., SUBNORMALITY!), through which another friend once told me, “Hey, c’mon, your life isn’t so bad,” later showed that I may not be so mature.May 23 was my second ‘busiest day’ with 95 views

Being recently unfriended, I decided to ask my friend why in person, instead of wallowing and wondering why: he despises the Facebook Timeline, so he was going to give up Facebook, yet he is on there...

Thursday, May 24, 2012

We apologize 008

The pollen, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The pollen is blowing in the wind. While I may have felt worse and suffered more, seasonal allergies are the one great equalizer. I made some Campbell’s® Chunky™ chicken noodle soup, and now feel much better.
Great Planes : The F-105A Is Born : Video : Military Channel
“With the capacity to carry a nuclear weapon in the internal bombay, it’s no wonder the F-105A prototype was given U.S. approval.”
We apologize, but due to illness, I was
not able to canvass Wednesday afternoon.
D’awws can be sad I guess, Wet Mane Rarity

by =LlamasWithKatanas on deviantART
If Mirrors Could Speak - Self-Image, Self-Esteem Video PSA
“In hopes of keeping kids’attention, some films would often use supernatural elements to make their points. In this film, we see a magic talking mirror that ...”
Yes, my listening in all realms could use some improvement, but I did hear when Denton recommended that I buy a generic, non-drowsy medication for my allergies.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

MBH - my brain hurts 024

Tuesday, John was ill, and did not want to spread disease, so he wisely chose to cancel rehearsal. Yesterday, I also had an opportunity to test my recently speculated hypothesis:

“Moving the Roving Imp and the Roving Imp Training Center in weeks or months will effectively put my improv into hiatus. The price of the fuel to drive forty-five minutes and forty miles, one way, will once again make Tuesdays into my viewing night for NOVA on PBS.”
Source: Steampunk
Civilization: The West and the Rest,’ on PBS
“Niall Ferguson hosts ‘Civilization: The West and the Rest,’ on PBS, a program that explores why Western culture became dominant in the world.”
OK OK OK, NOVA did not air last night,
but the preceding was nonetheless interesting.
ereader test
Source: Staples eReader Department
What speed do you read?
“Compare your reading speed to the national average.”
I read forty-four per cent slower than the national average; if I was to say, “Neither does that result bruise my ego, nor make me depressed,” I would be lying.
Learn More About Brain Tumors
“May is Brain Tumor Awareness month. Dr. Sarah Taylor with the University of Kansas Hospital is here to talk ...”
For the time being, my presence at the home of Denton is discouraged; I upset his significant other and was a little rough with Rufus. My chart is to blame for that.
How to Use Mercury in Virgo
“Mercury is the planet that governs your thought processes, the way you use your mind. Virgo is an earth sign and very good at thought and analysis. These can combine to make you a formidable scientist or researcher. You would also do well as a detective of any sort.”
Well, we are strange, but in no way hilarious.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Celebratory note 030

Joplin, a year later
“A huge tornado devastated Joplin, Mo., on May 22, 2011, killing 161 people. A year later, people rebuild amid the reminders of destruction and death.”
Groundbreaking ceremony for JCCC’s
new hospitality/culinary academy is May 22
“JCCC will conduct a groundbreaking ceremony for its new Hospitality and Culinary Academy at 1 p.m. May 22.

The new academy will be located on the eastern side of the college campus, just south of the Regnier Center.

In February 2010, the Johnson County Community College board of trustees challenged the JCCC Foundation to raise $3 million over 18 months to support the construction of a new hospitality/culinary center on campus. If the Foundation was able to raise $3 million in that time, the trustees pledged to give favorable consideration toward the construction of a new center on campus.

The incentive for this action came through the ‘Wysong Challenge,” a set of initiatives intended to distinguish JCCC’s hospitality program at national and global levels. Former Kansas Senator David Wysong and his wife, Kathy, announced in May 2008 a $750,000 challenge gift to help raise funds in support of JCCC’s hospitality program, which eventually included the construction of a new facility.

In July 2011, the Foundation met the ‘Wysong Challenge” by announcing to the JCCC trustees that $3,291,032 had been raised in support of the college’s hospitality and culinary program.

Other funding for the project comes from the college’s capital outlay fund and capital reserves, which are restricted to capital projects.

‘We’re grateful to all our donors for their generosity,” said Terry Calaway, JCCC president. ‘But we especially thank the Wysong family for giving us such a solid basis on which to raise funds. This new academy will provide new opportunities for JCCC’s esteemed culinary program and for the college as a whole. In addition to our credit classes, we’ll have greater opportunities for workforce development and noncredit classes for community members interested in the culinary arts.”

The $12-million, free-standing facility will accommodate the 700 students enrolled in the college’s nationally recognized hospitality management program and provide space for noncredit classes and community activities, including new opportunities for workforce development and partnerships.

Construction of the one-story building begins this spring; the academy will open for classes in fall 2013. DLR Group in Overland Park designed the building; J.E. Dunn is the general contractor.

Read more about the building here.”
With a time of 1.43.7 Matt Smith is now the fastest Doctor
ever who has driven the reasonably priced car on Top Gear.
Gridlock eases in many metro areas
“Improvement in traffic flow in big cities is tied to weak economy, gas prices.”
Celebrate the summer solstice June 20
at open house for new JCCC building
Some days, that sun can be so damn cranky and has to be started up the hard way
Celestia’s Eternal Burden
by ~SilFoe on deviantART
“Celebrate the summer solstice by getting a close-up look at Johnson County Community College’s newest building and enjoying hands-on science using the sculpture that gave the building its name.

JCCC will host an open house for Galileo’s Pavilion at 12:30 p.m. Wednesday, June 20. Members of the community can explore the building constructed by students from Studio 804, a design/build program at the University of Kansas School of Architecture, Design and Planning.

Scheduled speakers are Joe Sopcich, JCCC executive vice president, administrative services; Jay Antle, executive director of the JCCC Center for Sustainability; Dan Rockhill, JL Constant Distinguished Professor at KU, and executive director, Studio 804; and John Gaunt, dean, KU School of Architecture, Design and Planning.

‘The solstice is a great time to celebrate both the active and passive solar elements of this building, as well as the Galileo’s Garden sculpture which tracks the sun,’ Antle said.

JCCC science professors Doug Patterson and Lynne Beatty will capitalize on the open house’s solstice theme with planned activities incorporating Galileo’s Garden, the sculpture by Dale Eldred that previously sat on the building’s site and gave the building its name. The sculpture was relocated to the Galileo’s Pavilion courtyard and functions as a solar timepiece.”
Doug Patterson, “space physicist, gambler, motorsports nut, and hack photographer (xorpheous on Twitter),” is also adviser for the Anime Club of JCCC, and says, “About time we got back into spaceflight.”
“The SpaceX Falcon 9 carrying a Dragon capsule lifted off May 22, 2012, to begin a historic flight to the International Space Station.”
Geeks vs Nerds vs Dorks [Comic]The Sacred Order of Geeks
[Source: BCO | Via Geeks are Sexy]
A new kind of Republican?
“Mia Love is unlike any Congressional candidate ever -- she is African-American, she is Mormon, and she is conservative. Republicans have deemed her race in Utah’s newly drawn 4th district one of the top ten most important races in the country, vowing to spare no expense to get …”
Aliens in Japan, Kiss Your Gaijin Card Bye Bye
“After over a decade in Japan, this week I got a letter from the Japanese government. It said that the alien registration card (外国人登録証明書), or informally ‘gaijin card’, was vanishing.”
Well, I’d better lie low for a while.
Johnson Co. Prostitution Ring Nets 40 Arrests
“JOHNSON CO., Kan. - Prostitution stings by law enforcement in Overland Park and Johnson County recently yielded 40 arrests.”
Let us watch “Smile Smile Smile” to bring a smile to my face.
2 Million Thank You Notes
“To celebrate reaching 2 Million fans, AT&T is going to spend 2 days writing songs about their fans and singing their praises. Want a song about you? Request one now.”

Monday, May 21, 2012

Stale zaniness 023

California Polytechnic State University (Cal Poly) will tell you, “Procrastination is a complex psychological behavior that affects everyone to some degree or another,” which is my preferred excuse.
Why You Should Totally Procrastinate
“I never used to procrastinate. If there was something I didn’t want to do, I’d do it first, to get it out of the way. I used to work 18 hours a day, too. I was one of the most ...”
In the following review, an observation may be altered to reveal a personal truth, “Christopher’s priority seemed to center on doing Ottawa University like things rather than writing their papers.”
No Case Too Small: Heroman « Reverse Thieves
Heroman wasn’t exactly a great show, but when Holly’s love of being a detective comes to the surface in a later episode, I had to laugh. When livestock and eventually people start disappearing the case has everyone baffled. Then when Professor Denton goes off to look for something he winds up missing...”
Where have I put that?
After decades of mystery, has the G-spot been found?
“A surgeon claims to have found the fabled organ,
but skeptics say not so fast.”
As I continue to ignore this problem,
I could honestly be featured on Hoarders.
How To Organize Papers - Tips for Organizing Paper Clutter
“Forget piling and filing systems — learn how to divide and conquer like the pros at WomansDay.com.”
Twitter / Crunchyroll: “News: VIDEO: ‘My Youth Romantic Comedy is Wrong As I Expected’ Light Novel Promos ...”
“The Shogakukan-Shueisha YouTube channel has posted a pair of promos for the first four volumes of light novel series Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru (My Youth Romantic Comedy is Wrong as I Expected). The series, which seems likely fodder for an anime adaptation, revolves around ...”
No stale zaniness has been on this blog in a month,
and also from South Park, “It’s wrong. It’s wrong!”Rare eclipse crosses Asia
Source: Yahoo! News
Rare eclipse crosses Asia
“Find more news related pictures in our Rare eclipse crosses Asia photo gallery on Yahoo! News.”
Sexy Lady Thor [Gallery]
“Oh, no... this is Earth... isn’t it? Cosplayer: Toni Darling.”Coquette Look of the Day
Source: Coquette
Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet caught topless
“Our trusty spy photographers have caught the upcoming Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet with its top down and its tail up on a stroll through German streets.”
Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the following language,
but not about president One Big Ass Mistake America.
“A student at North Rowan High School in North Carolina asked a simple question about President Obama. What happens next is completely out of line. Not only does the Social Studies teacher go ballistic on the student, all while defending the president, she tells the student he can also be arrested ...”
I would also like to fulminate and say, “Liberals are Hypocrites.”
Onions on the Internet
by *PixelKitties on deviantART