The Internet is rising up in protest on February 11th

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Two guesses

I have worked at J.C.C.C. for more than eleven and half years, and since Monday, May 12, 2008, my department has been part of Information Services. Neither will I say exactly in which department I work, nor I would I ever link to any personal Facebook profile, except mine. On a magnetic, dry-erase board, my manager writes the “Thought for the Day”:
The power to question is the basis of all human progress.
Indira Gandhi.
Underneath this quote, someone, who was not I, wrote:
Is this true?
There was a little discussion about who wrote those words, and my manager remarked, “I’ll give you two guesses.” For the lack of a better title, that is what I am calling this blog entry. I am not sure how much of this post I will spend attempting to justify the title. I just wanted to have the title of the blog post in the post, I suppose.

I do not always recognize facetiousness,
“Right, right. I have a real problem with that.” In knowing my coworkers, I just recognized such in the response on the board.

This blog simply exists for the purpose of blogging, but I think that I have not taken enough time to just talk about what interests me, and perhaps a better place is the Extended Info” in the User Profile page.

Before January, improv did not always dominate my weekends, as I worked Saturdays, and thus now I do not watch as much T.V.:
T.N.T. oi, oi, oi
Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
We know drama, T.N.T.
About 11 hours ago via web
I HATE those stupid commercials for that stupid iPad, which ruin my #TopGear viewing pleasure.
As far as I know, in 2005 the Discovery Channel was the first to air Top Gear in the United States. In its country of origin, Top Gear airs without commercial interruption, because the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is largely funded by the government of the United Kingdom. Presently the Top Gear airs in the U.S. on BBC America with new episodes on Mondays, for which the DVR sees much use.

On Wednesday nights, MythBusters airs on the Discovery Channel, and South Park airs on Comedy Central. Denton has requested that I become the technical person for the International House of Mancakes (IHOM). For at least the next three weeks, I will be attending their rehearsals on Wednesdays, and I will be calling the edits at their first show on Friday, June 11, 2010 at 7:00 p.m. at the Roving Imp Theater, in Bonner Springs, Kansas!

Apparently any hope for a coherent post was tangoed, but I can now justify the title:

About 8 hours ago
Christopher Hurt lost a second game of Monopoly to David at the Roving Imp Coffee House tonight. I bought some Hot Pockets and Diet Dr Pepper at the Hy-Vee, Inc. in the City of Shawnee, Kansas. I had to crank up “ayus EURO MEGA MIXY&Co. Mix’” to hear it over some garbage rap from a neighboring car at Sonic.
With only two players from which to choose, as to who won,
“I’ll give you two guesses.”

If you said that David was the winner of the Monopoly game last night, then Konata says, like your girlfriend, “Good Job!”

1 comment:

  1. "You're just not thinking 4th dimensionally."
    -BTTF 3
    or as the Borg Queen would say:
    "You think in such 3 dimensional terms."
    -Star Trek: First Contact.
    Sorry, I had to comment on the BTTF3 quote and, to me, the 2 quotes seem almost identical.

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