MBH - my brain hurts 003

Perhaps I have several more serial-blog posts than I realize.

No “Postscript to Experiment” or “Need to read again” will work for this post and “Botch-fest” is just too much, so I just might as well again use “MBH - my brain hurts”.

Chris Pirillo posted a quote on Twitter:

I am too weary to listen, too angry to hear.

Whenever I feel the need to respond to a post about politics, I will refer to this quote, instead of thinking of an intelligent response. Yeah, I am that lazy, and because politics make MBH.

Between the time I first saved this post and the time I awoke this morning, a thunderstorm caused significant damage about the metropolitan area in which I live, Kansas City. Now, personally we had no storm damage, but the water that usually leaks into the basement has largely failed to drain:

2 hours ago via Text Message

Christopher Hurt hates the world today: an inch of water found downstairs and every signal light found on the way to work.

My days have started better. The terminal at which I usually work became infected yesterday, so the restoration process is now entering its second hour. I am able to use another terminal at the next desk; however, this terminal does not have two monitors.

Before I left home for work this morning, Fox News was interviewing Trace Atkins about the “Disaster in the Gulf”? What the Hell does Trace Atkins know about the “Disaster in the Gulf”? MBH‼

Since my comments are tracing earlier events, I commented on the status of a friend on Facebook:

Yesterday at 7:21 p.m. Christopher Hurt

They have T-Shirts about ADD. They have T-Shirts about procrastination. I do not think that they have a T-Shirt about both; so that fact alone convinces me that these are separate conditions.

He responded:

Yesterday at 7:25 p.m.

Ha ha no Austin, and except Chris, that it's not just procrastinating. It's when I finally sit down and do it, I get distracted very easily. Like...very. People who know me would not deny if I told them I had ADD. So even though they are separate “conditions” can one effect the other? Just because they don't have a t-shirt about it doesn't mean that they don't correlate or even cause and effect for that matter. Maybe though, I should make a t-shirt to convince you otherwise =)

Yesterday at 9:47 p.m. Christopher Hurt

“Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting.”
“‘Universal greeting’?”
“Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong.”
“‘Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong’?”
“Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong.”
“See, the universal greeting works every time.”

Especially when MBH, I like using that dialogue. In other situations when MBH, I might post:

Monday at 7:43 p.m. Christopher Hurt

TUESDAYS 9|8c on ABC; SERIES FINALE EVENT SUNDAY MAY 23 STARTING AT 7|6c

Monday at 8:00 p.m. David

Zach’s status is from HOLY GRAIL, and my comment is from SPAMALOT...the musical version.

Monday at 9:25 p.m. Zach

You're an odd duck, Christopher Hurt :)

Excuse me, what I meant to say was, Eggs! 79 cents a dozen! Aisle 6!

Monday at 9:59 p.m. Christopher Hurt

QUOCK! I was referring to the fact that I was LOST; the series LOST presently airs Tuesdays on ABC. QUOCK!

Tuesday at 12:53 a.m. Christopher Hurt

I am indeed an odd duck, and in order to have proven that I had meant to imitate a duck character from a recent Coma rehearsal. QUONCK! There; that is much better.

Responding to another status by David, I used the quote again:

12 hours ago Christopher Hurt

“Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting.”
“‘Universal greeting’?”
“Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong.”
“‘Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong’?”
“Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong.”
“See, the universal greeting works every time.”

(slides back, under rock)

12 hours ago David

Chris, now I'm on ABC on Tuesday nights at 8/7c or something like that.

12 hours ago

Christopher Hurt cowers
The Transformers: The Movie (1986) - Memorable quotes

(slides back, under rock)

Unknown is how long I will respond with that quotation, but I really do like making a reference to Lost when I am not following what someone is saying, because then MBH less, and I am willing to do nearly anything to stop the feeling that a hammer has been dragged across my head, like your girlfriend.