¡Healthymagination!

¡Healthymagination! The databases at the hospitals are now coordinated! The clinics are now synced on 5 May! ¿How truly effective were those as a pun?

Since last April, MC Thumbtack is a person that I follow on Twitter. She has two blogs, in the fade and Sound System. She says the funniest damn things. Cinco de Mayo, about which I was trying to make a pun, is a subject of one of her recent blog posts and a tweet.

I have been making puns more successfully while at the Roving Imp Theater and Coffee House, but I have been attempting them less frequently and I have not been trying on stage. The reading of Sophie's World commenced immediately following my groaner of a pun on Monday.

I noticed windsocks were hanging from the light posts along Oak Street; one was shaped like a cow, udderly ridiculous.

I successfully made that pun on Friday, April 30. In rehearsal with Project Improv, someone once said, “Comedy is repetition.” Well, I have tried replying to many statuses with the following many times:

“The Whole Enchilada, please.”

And

¡Mas Cerveza, Por Favor!

Yes, I do sometimes try too hard to be funny; besides my refreshing naïveté, my attempts at humor are one of my more endearing qualities. After all, I am “delightfully odd”, but I might need to be part of a double act.

I quoted MC Thumbtack's tweet 4 hours ago, and about an hour ago David responded:

Or by squeezing that lime in the eye of that guy running after you!

4 hours ago

Christopher Hurt just played the only Coca-Cola vending machine at Johnson County Community College that accepts five-dollar bills. Look at all those quarters! I win every time!

About an hour ago David

Now you can get that car wash you've only been dreaming about!

4 hours ago

Christopher Hurt needs to enjoy some festive nachos today.
Has anyone any suggestions?

About an hour ago David

Yes...with cheese! =p

About a minute ago

Christopher Hurt has chosen LOADED NACHOS at Chili’s Grill & Bar:
Pulled smoked chicken or spicy 100% USDA Choice ground beef with melted cheese, green onions and cilantro sour cream.

About a minute ago David

Dude, if you're pulling a smoked chicken, you might want to wash your hands before you eat the nachos.

Ultimately my festive nachos were like nearly everything else in my life, a little disappointing:

Campus Craze Day was 10:00 a.m. – 2:00 p.m. on Wednesday, May 5, outside in the Commons Plaza and Fountain Square areas.

Students had access to information about JCCC student organizations and academic departments, interact with student services division and learner engagement personnel, and had the opportunity to visit with admissions representatives from more than 20 potential transfer colleges and universities.

Let’s not forget the pizza, world famous JCCC hot dogs, rock climbing wall, Roasterie Coffee, aqua massage beds and horticulture plant sale, just to have named a few.

Back by popular demand, Live Band Karaoke rocked on the COM Plaza stage. Were you brave enough and had the talent to perform live with a full band, American Idol style?

Stephene Moore, Third Congressional District Democratic candidate, was at JCCC on Wednesday, May 5, for Campus Craze day. Her visit was sponsored by the JCCC College Democrats. She spoke briefly at 12:15 p.m., on May 5 in the Corner Lounge.

A coworker arrived at noon, and I could have gone to Campus Craze. I did not feel like fighting the crowds, I did not feel all that hungry, and I did not want a sunburn.

Since passage of this “Health Care” Bill, I have personally vowed to never again vote for another Democratic candidate for any office, so I really do not care what Moore had to say. A statement for which no salves exist, like your girlfriend, I hope she is handily and summarily defeated.