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The image above compares Mitt Romney and Rick Perry to a scene from Futurama:

“Fry and Leela are watching a debate. The candidates are clones, they use the same tone of voice and body movements for each other’s short speech.”

Commas splice nicely. The presidential address yesterday evening was likely pointless.

News from The Associated Press
“WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Barack Obama’s promise Thursday that everything in his jobs plan will be paid for rests on highly iffy propositions.”

Instead, I was happily watching the summer finale of Burn Notice on USA Network.

Good Smile Company Announces Steins;Gate Nendoroids and T-Shirts for Cheerful Japan! Project
“Good Smile Company has announced that the 5th set of items in their ongoing Cheerful Japan! charity project will be Steins;Gate nendoroids and t-shirts.”

Today is a good day to hear “Hare Hare Yukai”...

What is Fluttershy
“After watching Ettelenn’s video, I decided that Fluttershy needed her own video... that’s pretty much it.”

The following is more like an Easter egg than a muffin, which would make Ditsy Doo happy.

Magical Ponies to Appear in Diablo III
“Magical ponies may be making an appearance in Blizzard’s upcoming Diablo III.”

Ditsy Doo (Derpy Hooves) - (happy), “Corvette.”

GM Shows Off New Corvette Torque 2 Wheels and Stripe Package
“This past weekend, ‘Corvettes at Carlisle’, held in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, celebrated its 30th anniversary, and attracted over 5,000 Corvette owners and their families. What better place for GM to show off some of the new options for the 2012 Corvette?”

Ditsy Doo (Derpy Hooves) - (happy), “Chevy Silverado.”

2012 Chevrolet Silverado gets slight redesign, WiFi and White Diamond Edition
“General Motors has quietly rolled out a mild refresh for the 2012 Chevrolet Silverado. Buyers who lay down the cash for the new pickup will enjoy ...”

Ditsy Doo (Derpy Hooves) - (happy), “Ford Focus.”

Ford to Preview the 2012 Focus ST Primarily Through Facebook
“Ford has announced that it will share “exclusive video and photography” of the turbocharged Focus ST—which is expected to debut in production form at the 2011 Frankfurt auto show—on the Focus Facebook page over the coming months.”

Putting your child in your TV advertising does not cause me to be more inclined to buy from you.

Do These Crazy Camaro Commercials Make You Want To Buy?
“The fanatics at Camaro5 found these ‘advertising tributes’ and shared them with the world. Many Camaro purists have called the new body style a ‘chick car,’ but these commercials are trying valiantly to dispel those misconceptions.”

This band is best known for their squandering of hotties. Hundreds of them. So c’mon, free backstage passes!