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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

MBH - my brain hurts 008

Construction caused me to detour to 95th Street, where I bought some fuel at the Circle K, my Chevy Cavalier posted 27.211 miles per gallon or 8.613 liters per 100 kilometers, and I had some shrimp from the nearby Long John Silver’s.
“The sidewalk north and east of the Billington Library, adjacent to the Regnier Center and Nerman Museum of Contemporary Art at Johnson County Community College, will be closed from 7 a.m. to 5 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 22. A crane will be working in this area to lift a new air handling unit onto the library roof.”
Twitter is becoming quite pushy: “You’re using an older version of Twitter that won’t be around for much longer.” The Onion has a way of satirizing things.
Repeal Of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize
“WASHINGTON—As Congress prepares to allow gay individuals to serve openly in the military, those against the proposed change voiced their concerns Monday, warning the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ could soon lead to strong, strapping American soldiers engaging in mind-blowing homosexual intercourse.”
In reference to the mindset of the opponents in the article, I quote a FOX entity other than Fox News, Independence Day:
“Uh... Mr. President. That’s not entirely inaccurate.”

“What, which part?”
We should phoqueing applaud this!

This ‘administration’ and this ‘Congress’
actually accomplished something!
BroBible.com | GALLERY: 76 Photos of Porn Stars in Christmas Attire
“Last week, I decided that I was so sick of seeing videos of drunk or dancing Santas as the only holiday shit we post, that I was going to do something about it. That ‘something’ obviously had to involve porn. After all, isn’t there just something about the holidays that makes you want to lock the...”
In truth, the Holy Spirit is epoxy resin, and we the Church are pressed particle board.
Diddy advice for the Day!... Stay away from weirdo cornball ashy hatin ass Broke mofo’s!!! Stay Fly and Stay positive! +++++energy! Take dat”
With grammar like that, how can one possibly disagree with his incoherent advice? This question haunts my very being.
FYI: What Is the Evolutionary Purpose of Tickling? Popular Science
“You probably know that you can’t tickle yourself. And although you might be able to tickle a total stranger, your brain also strongly discourages you from doing something so socially awkward. These facts offer insight into tickling’s evolutionary purpose, says Robert R. Provine, a neuroscientist at...”
As Mikuru Asahina would say, “That’s classified.”

2 comments:

  1. I've been confused about the whole "Don't ask, don't tell" thing.
    From the sound of it, a person is supposed to be able to serve in the millitary regardless of sexual orientation. But apparently, it was causing the exact opposet.
    As far as I'm concerened, I'm strait, and have no desire to join the millitary. In fact, I never did. So, if someone who is gay wants to go join the millitary, I ask 'why not let them?'
    There is a Quantum Leap episode concerning this.

    On a seperate note, I need to tune into some anime so I can get some of your references.

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  2. ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ has been put ahead of the economy and getting people back to work by this ‘administration’ and this ‘Congress’. Obama is such a joke.

    For which I am sorry, I have also failed to keep my promise to catch up my reading of your blog.

    With the catchy theme now playing in my mind, I wish that I had seen some more episodes of the Quantum Leap.

    Please do not feel obligated to seek out anime on my behalf, but now I feel obligated to make even more refernces. ;-)

    From which Mikuru Asahina appears, I brought The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya several times for consideration on Read Out Loud Night.

    Koi no majikaru Mikurunrun

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