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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Bring the beat back 001

Japan Heals Paralyzed Monkeys Using Non-Embryonic Human Stem Cells
“In the debate over stem cell research, it’s not just about what you can do, it’s how you can do it. Scientists in Japan recently announced that.”
Depending on the political leaning of Starlit, this practice is suddenly less objectionable.
Interview: Starlit’s Simara Rose « earsucker
“I recently had the chance to ask Starlit’s frontwoman, Simara Rose, a few questions. She was more than happy to oblige. She has such a positive message, as posted on her myspace page, as well as powerful lyrics and rocking riffs.”
To which the answer can only be found in a museum of archaeology, the image on her site slightly mentions, “Urs.”
Wonderful Gallery of Science: ArchaeopteryxGEARFUSE
Living some 150 million years ago, Archaeopteryx sported feathers and a saurine skeleton. Standing on the brink between dinosaurs and birds, Archaeopteryx has long represented the concept of transitional species so intuitively important in the acceptance of Darwin’s theory of natural selection.”
OK OK OK, I suppose that would be a museum of paleontology; unless the skeleton is supine, like your girlfriend was with me last night. OH! Thank you for that word supine, Justin.

Volkswagen and Gilt Groupe celebrate the all-new 2011 Jetta.
“This week only, Volkswagen and Gilt Groupe are celebrating the all-new 2011 Jetta. Three days for three special Jetta models at a very special price. Get ready for this groundbreaking event.”
I concede, that was the second worst pun that I have ever made, and Asian Martin says:
“A Jetta for $5,995? I think the thing cost $5,995 to build...”
I suppose that would be asking too much of this relationship though .
“The scariest, most damning cable to come to light from Wikileaks. Biggest national security threat we’ve ever faced. http://goo.gl/nq2Km
From Chad Maag, the preceding must be shared in context.
Official: 2011 Porsche 911 GT3 RSR - BBC Top Gear
“Top Dog of Porsche’s motorsport range unveiled for next year’s racing season. You wants it...”
I am so glad you are also on the Twitter.

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