My father and I just enjoyed two episodes from King of the Hill, Westerns must have stampedes, and like Mitch Robbins from City Slickers, “Today, is my best day!”
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Personally, I can't properly identify ideas in hash tags without capital letters. — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) July 18, 2013
Jay Z removed the hyphen from his name. If only he could remove that Linkin Park album from his discography. — Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) July 18, 2013
Elevated train in Chicago was painted as a brightly coloured fish, and lacked depth in its personality: it was SUPER-FISH-EL. — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) July 18, 2013
“Spike is wearing a dragon costume: Thanks! I’m a dragon.”
I like to tell people to have a normal day. You know, kinda helping them manage their expectations. — The Dork (@The_Dorkster) July 18, 2013
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