The Internet is rising up in protest on February 11th

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Need to read again 016

Hey, last night Top Gear was talking about this car on the BBC America.
Pagani announces Huayra heading to U.S. shores
“Italian specialty car maker Pagani has officially announced that the Huayra supercar will be headed to the United States later this year.”
... At Sam’s Club, my Chevy Cavalier posted 27.926 miles per gallon or 8.392 liters per 100 kilometers.
Video: GM Feeds Your Need For ZL1 Burnout Porn - ChevyHardcore.com
“Selecting the ZL1 name was a pretty masterful stroke, although the new car has been designed for purposes much different than the original ZL1s were put to. The venerable Z/28 was specifically designed to dominate Trans Am racing, which it did. Will the next Indy Pace Car be a ZL1?”
Twitter / arlan: “AND a woman just stuffed a CD player down another woman’s pants as she yelled ‘put it in my britches!’ I’m just gonna stand here for a bit.”
Everything You Wanted to Know About Dinosaur Sex
“By studying dinosaurs’ closest living relatives, we are able to uncover their secret mating habits and rituals...”
Twitter / Frances Delgado: “Happy Valentines Day everyone! Love you all! Except you, yeah you in the corner there, stop being a creeper!”
My Anime Girlfriend: Episode 1 - Blind Date | Funny Videos | Atom.com
“Sid’s new girlfriend is cute, fun, and extremely animated.”
Twitter / The Onion: “#VDay Tip: Communication is key to any relationship. Put down those binoculars, march right over there, and introduce yourself”
2011 Lexus ‘Supercar Meets Supermodel’
“For the 2011 Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue, Lexus brings supermodel Rianne ten Haken together with the LFA supercar. Watch to see what happens.”
... With a story about his troubles with automated bill paying, a guy in my office is like James May, who could discuss a technical tedium like the following:
(Almost) Everything You Wanted to Know About Automatic Transmissions, But Were Afraid to Ask
“Thinking about how automatic transmissions work usually results in the same type of headache you get when eating ice cream too quickly, brain freeze.”
Especially when Clarkson says the same word less than one minute after I do, I like to believe that I listen pretty well!

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