The Internet is rising up in protest on February 11th

Friday, January 28, 2011

Stale zaniness 005

♪ Come on now (Shout!) ♪
ReBoot - The Box Set
“THE WAIT IS OVER! SUPER-CHARGE WITH ONE OF THE MOST REQUESTED, LANDMARK CGI ANIMATED ADVENTURES! ReBoot Seasons 1& 2 NEWLY REMASTERED FOR THE FIRST TIME ON DVD AVAILABLE IN STORES NATIONWIDE THIS MARCH 1, 2011 Passionate fans can Pre-Order to own ReBoot: The Definitive Mainframe Edition Complete ...”
Rainmaker Entertainment, thank you, but no need to shout. For one’s information, Internet etiquette, or netiquette, says that one should not type in all capital letters; such is perceived as shouting. One should not be surprised that I like many of the following shows:
The 10 Geekiest Animated Series of All-Time - Gearlog
“With news of an impending Angry Birds animated series, it seemed like an appropriate time to ask the PCMag staff what they considered the geekiest animated series of all time. We got plenty of answers--and even more nostalgia--but somehow managed to cut the list down to 10 shows ...”
Yeah, this might become a post of lists.
5 Ways to Integrate QR Codes into Your Cardiovascular Marketing « The Main Artery
“QR Codes can offer a seamless way to engage patients and prospective patients in a meaningful experience with your brand.”
At the Circle K, I bought some fuel, and my Chevy Cavalier posted 26.975 miles per gallon or 8.688 liters per 100 kilometers.
5 Complaints About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.)
“As much as we like to joke about the sorry state of the world, the facts really don’t back us up.”
I really have nothing about which to complain, I suppose.
Get Make a fucking job.
“Big fucking crisis = big fucking opportunity* Stuck for ideas? 43% of homes are under-insulated so you can go fucking insulate them for a start. Repair bikes. Start a veg gardener service. Recycle oil into fuel. Here’s a ton of truly great ideas. * or not, but whatever.”
Have I said lately how much I like the Sharam channel on my Pandora radio? Well, I do. I do.
The future of annoying is an advertising robot that chases you through the mall
“It’s a common theme in scifi that robots will be encumbered with menial tasks, but Duval Guillaume’s Alfa Romeo adbot’s saddled with a deplorable one. The robot trails consumers throughout a mall in Belgium, begging them to buy a car.”
Yeah, I actually used Internet Explorer for a little while today...
Yakushima - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“Yakushima (屋久島?), one of the Ōsumi Islands, is an island of about 500 km² and roughly 15,000 islanders to the south of Kyūshū in Kagoshima Prefecture, Japan. The Vincennes Strait (Yakushima Kaikyō) separates it from Tanegashima. The highest point on the island is Miyanoura-dake at 1,935 metres ...”
Why did I ever leave you, Google Chrome?
5 Bad Google Ads: What Were They Thinking?!
“Ad copy is a significant factor in Quality Score which can impact the cost of PPC clicks. Why and how? It’s mostly about ‘relevance,’ and that is ...”
Why must the NFL be shown instead of Animation Domination?
5 life lessons courtesy of Pac Man - Holy Kaw!
“For a certain generation, Pac Man defined the early gaming experience with the coolest kid on the block being the one with an Atari. Downplaying the virtues of the video game has been going on since Pong mesmerized the easily-entertained, yet as Aaron Matteson of Joystick Division points out, there...”
Only able to accept ten per day, I might rue sending so many hired guns in the Mafia Wars Game.
Logo Design Gone Wrong: 10 Offbeat Examples
“Logos define brands and they create corporate images because logos are what sticks in people’s mind and creates associations. Think Coca-Cola, Nike...”
Thank you, Automobile Magazine, and this should also be interesting to watch in the X Games against the Ford Racing Ford Fiesta!
2012 Subaru Impreza - Sneak Preview - Automobile Magazine
“The Impreza is due for a complete redesign for 2012, which should address many of the current car’s shortcomings. Read about the 2012 Subaru Impreza in this sneak preview article brought to you by the automotive experts at Automobile Magazine.”
Now is actually the time for the previously mentioned Crunchyroll and homework.
AH-1 Cobra Helicopter - Premium Wood Designs
“This scale replica of the powerful AH-1 Cobra Helicopter is hand crafted from solid mahogany. This wood model is an accurate reproduction with three coats of polyurethane.”
I decided to join the family upstairs to view Bolt.
Viral Weekend: Watch a Gorilla Walk Like a Human - TIME NewsFeed
“In case you missed it, here’s your wacky animal story of the week.”
Once again tired, I took the clothes that I was wearing, and I washed again. I said I washed again.
Chris Medina - Break Even American Idol Auditions
“You baw you lose.”

2 comments:

  1. I'm glad movie robots don't do advertising:
    Lost In Space:
    Robot: Danger Will Robinson, Danger!
    Will: What do we do?
    Robot: We need the all new sporty Cerenta.

    Star Trek First Contact:
    Borg: We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will look stunning in these new dress designs from David's Bridal.

    Transformers:
    Optimus Prime: Sam, the time has come.
    Sam: Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah! Time? What do you mean by time?
    Optimus Prime: By time, I mean I looked at this stylish new Rolex that I got from Macy's and discovered that it is in fact 9:05pm. That is after I pressed the button that makes it glow while I was under water for some reason.

    Terminator 2: Judgement Day
    T-1000: (rides motorcycle into cop chopper) You know, everyone thinks I want to kill John Conner. But the truth is I just want to watch the great picture he gets on his Direct TV. Is that so much to ask. (Looks to chopper flyer) Get out!

    Oh wait, that one actually did happen. Whoops.

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  2. When David responds, I never know to what he will respond.

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