If You Asked Me Two

“I’m trying to make a metaphor here: Use the simple metaphor to help… learn Jeremy Clarkson’s only trick”

“Metaphors go over his head,” yet I finally bought into Surf’s Up

@YBF91 the creator of Frozen believes that on the other side of Tarzan's island there are surfing penguins.

— Cloudy (@ThoseCloudyDaze) September 12, 2015

“For a day in your courts is better than a thousand elsewhere.
I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God
than dwell in the tents of wickedness. (Psalms 84:10)”

Untitled | Tsunoda ☆ Way [pixiv]

“To lack the specific requested information removes fun from completing forms - my attempt to hold at bay with a non-functioning weapon was an act of unmitigated gall, but perhaps, it may yet be mitigated.”