The Internet is rising up in protest on February 11th

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Course laid in, sir.

“Mr. Data, lay in a course for the 24th century.”
“I was thinking that we’d all meet me here at my place and we can go from here. I thought that there’s a balloon dropping at Pinstripes and we’d pick up dinner somewhere and go to Qdoba 135th and I think the crossway was Metcalf.”
“Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, (1 John 4:7-8)
and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God.
Anyone who does not love does not know God because God is love.”
Velvet Happy New Year by xWhiteDreamsx
Velvet Happy New Year by xWhiteDreamsx

Saturday, December 30, 2017

Shake your Foodie, again

A friend on Facebook from “Shake your Foodie,” said today:
“When I become President, my first decree will be to make eggnog available year round.”
I think they are technically called executive orders.
You’re technically a dick.”
“yes, and I am happy that we remain, friends, not all of my friendships survive this
“Know this, my beloved brothers:
let every person be quick to hear,
slow to speak, slow to anger; (James 1:19-20)
for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.”
snowball fight by mirrored sea
snowball fight by mirrored sea

Friday, December 29, 2017

Shut up, Wesley!

While I was warned about a hammer of banning,
I was unfriended moments ago, “You know what, I don’t even care.”
ANNOY A LIBERAL - USE FACTS AND LOGIC
“He is Governor Sam Brownback, and Cedar Crest is the residence of the governor, so yes, he lives in a mansion.”
“It is an honor for a man to keep aloof from strife,
but every fool will be quarreling. (Proverbs 20:3)”
Holiday Shy by The Shadow Stone
Holiday Shy by The Shadow Stone
Seriously, because you changed the image on your mobile from New Girl to Parks and Recreation you have helped feminism.

Thursday, December 28, 2017

First by Cold War Kids

“First you get hurt, then you feel sorry
“Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you,
as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets,
that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you,
they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy,
do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
so that your giving may be in secret. (Matthew 6:2-4)
And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.”
Sunset Starlight Heart Warming -  by Light by Light262
Sunset Starlight Heart Warming - by Light by Light262

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Humor vampirism 034

A friend on Facebook asked,
“Could you explain that without being at all specific?”
No, because what I said was meant to be funny.
On the other hand, yes, my father bought me a belt and suspenders.
Like two months ago, Wednesday was kind of a bummer at work,
yet online interaction was pleasant during lunch.
Tabitha St. Germain liked how I quoted her tweet:
“And he said, ‘Naked I came from my mother’s womb,
and naked shall I return. The LORD gave,
and the LORD has taken away;
blessed be the name of the LORD.’ (Job 1:21)”
It’s something — Disclaimer: these solutions may not be applicable...
I forgot about the amazingly large slice of red velvet cake on Saturday night, which continued to wreak havoc with my sugar levels for the next three days, so I’d like to blame the orange juice for my erroneous production at work today, but that was not the only thing. I’m going to conclude ice cream isn’t a solution for me.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Twice Upon a Time

A historical background for Doctor Who last night was also a song by Garth Brooks, “Belleau Wood.”
“But, hey, um, you know, how I’m usually all about women, and -- and people my own age,” yeah, Bill; she has been reminding us every episode, and would have reminded us more if she was vegan, and because that was the depth of her character, so opportunity was wasted on her.
“Do you see a man who is wise in his own eyes?
There is more hope for a fool than for him. (Proverbs 26:12)”
Sunny and Starry is in the Winter Night by Jowybean
Sunny and Starry is in the Winter Night by Jowybean

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Stale zaniness 066

Last night, Toonami showed only Cowboy Bebop, “Kansas City sees its first snow of the winter,” my family continues to marathon Monk, and I ordered Chinese food for myself because I was not going to clean snow off my car.
My father interjected, “Is this a silly story?”
Yes,” I answered.
“Many are the plans in the mind of a man, (Proverbs 19:21)
but it is the purpose of the LORD that will stand.”
Breaking and Entering for Dummies by Yo Homeboy NC
Breaking and Entering for Dummies by Yo Homeboy NC
USING ONLY ONE WORD! Let’s have fun!!. 😂
1. Where is your cell phone? There. 2. Your hair? Yes. 3. Your dad? Upstairs. 4. Your mom? Heaven. 5. Your favorite food? Yes. 6. Your dream last night? Yes. 7. Your favorite drink? Ozarka Natural Spring Water. 8. Fear? Yes. 9. Favorite shoes? Yes. 10. Favorite way to relax? Sleep. 11. Your mood? Tired. 12. Your home away from home? Job. 13. Where were you last night? Home. 14. Something that you aren’t? Taken. 15. Muffins? Yes! 16. Wish list item? Yes? 17. Where you grew up? Yes. 18. Last thing you did? What? 19. Favorite thing to do? Yes. 20. Your TV? Yes. 21. Your pets? No. 22. Friends? Yes. 23. Your life? Yes. 24. Missing someone? Yes. 25. Something that you are? Spose.
I had this book. History’s Finest Exploding Restaurants.
The best food for free. Skip the coffee.”
I hope someone plays this with me .... I’m curious to read other people’s answers!! 😁
4 places I have lived: 1. West Philadelphia, born and raised 2. West Philadelphia, born and raised 3. West Philadelphia, born and raised 4. West Philadelphia, born and raised
4 places I have worked: 1. First Student 2. Where the Streets have all Names 3. Arby’s 4. Johnson County Community College
4 favorite things I love to watch on TV: 1. Doctor Who 2. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic 3. The Grand Tour 4. Star vs. the Forces of Evil
4 places I’d like to visit: 1. 2. 3. 4. States that aren’t Kansas or Missouri?
4 things I love to eat 1. Turkey and Brie! 2. Pizza. 3. I like cheese. 4.
4 people I think will respond 1. 2. 3. 4.
4 favorite drinks: 1. Coffee. 2. Water. 3. Iced tea. 4.
4 Favorite Bands 1. 2. 3. 4.
Now here is what you’re supposed to do if you want to play. Copy and paste this in your status and update it with your responses. If you do it, just comment “Done” on my post, so I’ll know to check yours out. Let’s have some fun!!

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Journey Back to Christmas

“Chris, your comments are a constant example of emotional Dadaism,” upon which I will reflect yesterday. I am watching “The Day of the Doctor,” and went shopping for Christmas presents today.
“Blessed are the meek, (Matthew 5:5)
for they shall inherit the earth.”
Chibi FS by HowXu
Chibi FS by HowXu

Friday, December 22, 2017

Bringing down the Landslide, My Own Worst Enemy

I am My Own Worst Enemy,” when I allow bad information from a colleague to cause me to worry about a non-existent situation, so I was being especially silly.
A new company now administrates the contract, which I complained about on Tuesday, but it’s not all bad. We are permitted to enter a little earlier because we have to write time in books, which lends itself to greater camaraderie.

I never set up direct deposit with the old system and was not able to access the new system until late this week, so I had been worried paychecks would only be available via post, and not available at work, which was bad information and completely false.
“And he said to them, ‘Take care, (Luke 12:15)
and be on your guard against all covetousness,
for one’s life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions.’”
Dashee by SLB94
Dashee by SLB94
A new friend on Facebook is a professional ballerina, and a friend of hers links to a selection of night-core music and likes to pair scripture in an image with ponies, admittedly better than I.
The Girl Next Door, like Cyarin, has been color-coordinating knitted caps and sweatshirts this week, and cleverly uses her wastebasket as a footrest.

Thursday, December 21, 2017

As imperfect a Thursday 055

When I first worked at Arby’s, I attempted to use algebra to express the difference when he would be going home from when another coworker would be leaving for the day, and he politely, yet sternly requested, “Never do any math here again.”
Tonight is the longest night of the year,” so I went to bed at five in the morning to make this day as short as possible; the quality of my day at work is inversely proportional to my day otherwise. Wednesday was awful.
“The LORD is your keeper; (Psalms 121:5-6)
the LORD is your shade on your right hand.
The sun shall not strike you by day, nor the moon by night.”
nocturnal cat by MagnaLuna
nocturnal cat by MagnaLuna

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

We apologize 031

“Then I’m, again, sorry for this,” yet I remain pleased; my decision to not participate in the holiday dinner was correct, “except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.”
When I worked Saturdays at Johnson County Community College,
I would visit and recommend SPIN! Neapolitan Pizza on my lunch break.
They are gourmet and have gelato and wine.
RWBY.tsume | Yukataro @ C 93 Tohto C30a [pixiv]
RWBY.tsume | Yukataro @ C 93 Tohto C30a [pixiv]
Unfortunately, lunch for everyone was delayed at least twenty minutes, the queues were long, and were not worth it; The Girl Next Door agreed with my assessment.
Collectively, the transition to new processes and software is frustrating. My problems with passwords cause my boss to say, “You’re killing me, Smalls.”
Honestly, “It’s like that movie with Tom Cruise.”
Cocktail?”
Actually, “I’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’,” so Top Gun.
“Then Jesus told his disciples,
‘If anyone would come after me, (Matthew 16:24)
let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me.’”

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

A Bad Reflection on You, Part 3

Another company bought out the other contracting company, so we all have to write in books four times a day, when we arrive at work, leave for lunch, return from lunch, and leave for the day. And we can have two slices of pizza tomorrow at the annual holiday dinner.
“Blessed are the poor in spirit, (Matthew 5:3)
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.”
m6Fluttershy by mirrored sea
m6Fluttershy by mirrored sea
When a moment was available, I interjected:
that’s an actual testimonial and not a paid endorsement.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Spoilers, sweetie, More than I Asked For

Equestria Daily - MLP Stuff!: EDITORIAL: The Human Costs of Art Theft
“Better is the end of a thing than its beginning, (Ecclesiastes 7:8)
and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.”
Star Strucked by DreamyEevee
Star Strucked by DreamyEevee

Sunday, December 17, 2017

The Good Guys and the Bad Guys

A subscription to Amazon Prime means Josh and I want to get together earlier and watch a little more of The Grand Tour, which we started last Sunday. “The Good Guys and the Bad Guys” was a song from Any Which Way You Can, which I was watching on Grit:
Rose McGowan Singles Out the ‘Hypocrisy’ of Meryl Streep
“Bless the LORD, O my soul!
O LORD my God, you are very great!
You are clothed with splendor and majesty,
covering yourself with light as with a garment,
stretching out the heavens like a tent. (Psalms 104:1-2)”
Principal Cadence by uotapo
Principal Cadence by uotapo

“Uh, that was just a movie, dude,” if Hamill was protesting anything in 1977, “I’d say it was either whiskey or beer,” and any resistance’s wearin’ mighty thin, “Where Did The Antiwar Movement Go?”

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Wander Over Yonder

On a side note, I have 9 days off in a row afterward. Maybe we could hang out on Saturday or Sunday this weekend also.
Bennigan and I met at the KC Super Buffet ahead of Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Saturday I bought Jersey Mike’s Subs and we watched Zoolander and “Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #16,” most recently from Red Letter Media.
“The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD,
but gracious words are pure. (Proverbs 15:26)”
Vetsottik | folks [pixiv]
Vetsottik | folks [pixiv]

Thursday, December 14, 2017

that’s a Rogue One (oh whey oh)

On the eighth day, God made a trucker,” if you are really concerned about your economic future, “Babin Asks President Trump to Stop Obama-era Trucking Mandate
“When a magician waves his hand and says, ‘This is where the magic is happening.’ The real trick is happening somewhere else. Misdirection.”
“Be not wise in your own eyes; fear the LORD,
and turn away from evil. (Proverbs 3:7-8)
It will be healing to your flesh and refreshment to your bones.”
Thank you | The winter [pixiv]
Thank you | The winter [pixiv]

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Every Which Way but News of the World 097

The Kansas City Chiefs won on Sunday,
yet such was not mentioned at work,
so I have no idea what the reaction was.
“Come now, let us reason together,
says the LORD: (Isaiah 1:18)
though your sins are like scarlet, they shall be as white as snow;
though they are red like crimson, they shall become like wool.”
Mikira | Mori Kurashiki
Mikira | Mori Kurashiki [pixiv]

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Melina Kanakaredes

Five years ago, my mother suffered an aggressive cancer of the liver and passed away three months later; however, she was able to be home for six of those weeks.
Perhaps more known for Guiding Light, Melina Kanakaredes also appeared a short-lived primetime drama Providence, where the mother of her character visited her dreams.
“Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! According to his great mercy, he has caused us to be born again to a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, to an inheritance that is imperishable, undefiled, and unfading, kept in heaven for you, who by God’s power are being guarded through faith for a salvation ready to be revealed in the last time. (1 Peter 1:3-5)”
Sparkling lights by chihuahuamalou
Sparkling lights by chihuahuamalou

Monday, December 11, 2017

Keeping up the Habit 055

For three days last week, I went to bed at four o’clock in the morning,
which was okay for the first day; however, combined with whatever medicine my mind becomes clouded and foggy and my work suffers. so I took nothing on Sunday.
Winter Rarity by FidzFox
Winter Rarity by FidzFox
“Therefore God has highly exalted him and bestowed on him the name that is above every name, so that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. (Philippians 2:9-11)”

Sunday, December 10, 2017

As perfect a Thursday 054

“Good part, Kup! Tell Swoop good part!”
Though said many times many ways, I continue to find particularly repugnant those who seek to use a disaster to speak about climate change, this time a governor who prioritized High-Speed Rail over fixing infrastructure:
Southern California’s fire devastation is ‘the new normal,’ Gov. Brown says
“And now, little children, abide in him, so that when he appears we may have confidence and not shrink from him in shame at his coming. (1 John 2:28)”
Clean Luna=3 by Yakovlev-vad

Saturday, December 9, 2017

Gamble Rumble

Race Queen Fluttershy original ver. by rvceric
Honestly, I was worried about changing policies at work about sick leave, so I can no longer sleep this morning ahead of overtime today; I bought an “Initial D Ugly Sweater,” for “next Friday... Ugly Sweater Day,” since my colleagues tell me my sweaters flatter me.
Mentioning this allows me to segue into “Gamble Rumble,” my favorite song at the moment -- from Initial D: Best Song Collection 1998-2004, this Eurobeat is somewhere between “Perfect Strangers’ Original Theme” and “Doc Hollywood Theme Song” is first heard in Initial D: Third Stage and is the first track on my current mix CD.
“Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight and the sin which clings so closely, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us, looking to Jesus, the founder and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy that was set before he endured the cross, despising the shame, (Hebrews 12:1-2) and is seated at the right hand of the throne of God.”

Friday, December 8, 2017

Ich werde das Party verpassen 059

Two months ago, as soon as they became available for the premiere,
Bennigan went and bought tickets for Star Wars: The Last Jedi,
which is Thursday, the same night as our team dinner?
I tried drawing it on virtual! Series
I tried drawing it on virtual! Series | Yu Tsukasa Yuki [pixiv]
Raytown’s Fun House Pizza and Pub closing this month,” where Denton and Hannah went on Saturday and scored the last pizza of the night. I also missed Laser Rangers Saturday.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

A Bad Reflection on You, Part 2

Last night, before the memorandum was distributed, its subject matter was being discussed, and I was enjoying myself until I looked over my right shoulder.
A look from you and I would fall from grace / And that would wipe
the smile right off my face”
A look from you and I would fall from grace
Sunnytest1 by twilite-sparkleplz
She appeared stern to me, so I said, “Have a pleasant tomorrow,” and I wasn’t sure things were okay until she replied, “You, too.”
“Better is open rebuke than hidden love. Faithful are the wounds of a friend; profuse are the kisses of an enemy. (Proverbs 27:5-6)”

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Justice League of Their Own

Power Ponies,” where the main six characters -- please, buy comics!
“And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good,
for those who are called according to his purpose. (Romans 8:28)”
Tempest Shadow by imdrunkontea
Tempest Shadow by imdrunkontea
I’d forgotten where I’d seen these only to be disappointed by the entertainment headlines.
Ryan Reynolds Will Play Pikachu In A Live-Action Pokémon Movie

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Humor vampirism 033

My friend, with whom I became friends when he made me an admin of his Pony page, also added me to a group for Rooster Teeth, an animation studio which produced Red vs Blue and RWBY among others. My friend is not the author of the following note.
Thankfully, someone in the thread explained the initialism M.D.B. in plain language; a post where one is given a hypothetical situation wherein one is offered a Million Dollars But one must tolerate an undesirable condition or situation as part of the wager:
“IMPORTANT ADMIN MDB POST RULING, PLEASE READ

Hey folks! To add to the post Gavin made, I just want to shed a little more light on the issue of the MDB posts.

Some of you will remember a while ago we had an issue arise where people were upset with lewd RWBY posts. We ended up with a divided community and had an overwhelming amount of people messaging us saying they were uncomfortable with the posts and that they were making them no longer wish to participate in the group. This is obviously something we never, ever want to be the case, and we ended up having to make a very hard ruling to fix the issue. We’re in a similar situation now.

Every year when a new season of MDB starts, scenario posts tend to flood the group. These are all well and good, and we 100% support this kind of community-building activity. However, there is an immense issue with them considering Facebook’s algorithm for relevant posts. Basically, the most active posts will be the posts that are featured most and have an overwhelmingly higher chance to be featured outside of the group. This can cause MDB posts to appear incredibly spammy and makes it so that other content doesn’t appear as often. This is a shortcoming on Facebook’s part really, but it’s, unfortunately, one we have to deal with as part of the platform.

To try and rectify this, I’ll be making a master post for all MDB content moving forward. It will be the stickied post for the duration of this season of MDB, and we ask that any scenarios you would like to present to the group be posted on that post. We will be deleting any MDB content posted outside of that post, and I will do my best to try to copy/paste scenarios posted outside of that post to the comments of the master post for discussion, and tag the original poster.

Thank you all so much for your fantastic feedback and criticisms. Please never hesitate to message me with questions, and have a fantastic day! --Cole
“I tell you, on the day of judgment,
people will give account for every careless word they speak,
for by your words you will be justified, and by your words,
you will be condemned. (Matthew 12:36-37)”
Weiss by mokomar
Weiss by mokomar

Monday, December 4, 2017

Lonely is the Knight, Part Five

“Oh, no, Lois. That's the beauty of part 5. It's so intense it jumps right over parts 3 and 4. Clock is ticking, 40-Year-Old Virgin. Keep it together.”
“Take my words and read them every day / Keep them close by,
don’t you let them fade away”
“WORDS: They hold so much power. Make your words your superpower and use them for good. 🤨🧐🤔
Speak a kind or encouraging word (or lots of them) to someone today, you may just tip the scale and make their day go from bad/blah/ok to amazing. It takes you only a short time to speak the words but the impact of positive words on the listener can make a lasting positive impression.
Go out there today and love, encourage and speak light into someone’s darkness. 🤗”
“Therefore do not be ashamed of the testimony of our Lord,
nor of me his prisoner, (2 Timothy 1:8-9)
but share in suffering for the gospel by the power of God,
who saved us and called us to a holy calling,
not because of our works but because of his own purpose and grace,
which he gave us in Christ Jesus before the ages began,”
Surprise is always right! by Swearn
Surprise is always right! by Swearn

Saturday, December 2, 2017

Whirlwind weekend 041

Tuesday, I asked, “Mußte ich am Samstag arbeiten?”
The short answer was yes, yet only eight of sixteen possible overtime hours were required, so I have an option to work next Saturday and had an option to not work today if I had chosen. Being functional, taking a break, having a snack, and looking at daylight at noon on a Saturday made me nostalgic for those PreACT sessions in high school.
Sunday, I feel nearly as bad as I did on Thursday when I had to go home early. Saturday night, my friend, whom I mention in “Celebratory note 003,” had a celebration for his fiftieth birthday at The Original Margarita’s Restaurant:
“So, last night I did get out and celebrate my birthday, and had a blast. Big thanks go out to everyone who was there - Jennie, Cyndi, Jennifer, Ben, Chris, and Kris. Good friends and great food. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - there’s nothing better in this world than hanging out with people who make you smile. I love you guys! Extra thanks, actually, go to Cyndi, for putting up with me all afternoon, too.”
“Let us hold fast the confession of our hope without wavering,
for he who promised is faithful. (Hebrews 10:23)”
Glim Glam and Sunny by Hiccups Does Art
Glim Glam and Sunny by Hiccups Does Art

Friday, December 1, 2017

Ride the Pony 009

Illness caused me to go home early on Thursday night. My coughing and sneezing could likely be why The Girl Next Door decided to Just Ghost on Friday night.
After working both Friday and Saturday, I did not want to expose Bennigan or my intermittent coughing to ruin how anyone would experience Justice League, so I canceled our plans Sunday. While I also canceled with Josh, I have caught up my rest.
“For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord. (Romans 8:38-39)”
Tempest Shadow with SWEET SCARS by Draikinator
Tempest Shadow with SWEET SCARS by Draikinator