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Billboards and TVs Detect Your Face: Advertisers Salivate | Singularity Hub
Soaking Wet and Clueless by ~MoreVespenegas on deviantART

“To a computer, your face is a set of points and measurements between your features, but to advertisers, these data sets mean lucrative profits and a new way to connect with customers. Facial detection technology is making it feasible to do real-time measurement and analysis of advertisements in the ...”

While I may have said that I am a Rarity or most like Pinkie Pie,
I am in truth more like Ditsy Doo (Derpy Hooves).

Source: Twilight Sparkle

Cloned Horses Given Okay For Olympics –
A New Era Of Cloned Competition? | Singularity Hub

“Cloned horses are galloping their way toward the Olympic Games. The organization that presides over international equestrian events has reversed its position on prohibiting cloned horses from participating in competitions. The Fédération Equestre Internationale in Lausanne, Switzerland, announced …”

Quivira Road construction update: Outside lanes
of southbound Quivira expected to open south of 112^th Terrace

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“On Saturday, Aug. 4, the two outside lanes of southbound Quivira Road were scheduled to reopen from roughly 112^th Terrace to 119^th Street. The southbound outside lanes are expected to remain closed from College Boulevard to 112^th Terrace, leaving a single lane open for that stretch of the road. Both of the Quivira Road entrances to Johnson County Community College are open this week.”

With that last announcement, I apologize for my being a second out of phase, and I also apologize that the following segue is one of the worst puns that I’ve ever made and one of the least adequate.

“If I was to create a cloned horse, ahem, an original character (OC) in the universe of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, then the cutie mark would be ‘QT’ and based solely on QuikTrip,” where a cute skirt exited the building and walked to her car, as my car yesterday morning approached the building.

“‘Tis senseless,” Smokey says, “Take the pledge, ‘I harbor perverse sexual lust,’ and show your commitment to Mary Janes, ‘a type of girl’s shoe, those sexy black patent shoes fashioned with the single ankle strap, and the rounded toe, and a 4-inch heel...’”
Source: The Great and Powerful Trixie (FiM)