“According to a website that charts national days, August 30 is National Toasted Marshmallow Day. The history of marshmallows dates all the way back to ancient …”Ermahgerd, at our last visit to a Perkins Restaurant & Bakery, the first name of our server was Janae, which is only one letter off Janac, a member of MBIRD.
Cinderella Shoe Trend: DSW, Louboutin Take on Princess Heels
“Women have never been more obsessed with fancy shoes, and designers have found a new way to capitalize on the fantasy. DSW has partnered with Disney on The Glass Slipper Collection, a limited edition line of evening and wedding shoes inspired by the 1950 Disney animated classic film Cinderella. Sh…”
“‘Tis senseless,” Smokey says, “Take the pledge, ‘I harbor perverse sexual lust,’ and show your commitment to Mary Janes, ‘a type of girl’s shoe, those sexy black patent shoes fashioned with the single ankle strap, and the rounded toe, and a 4-inch heel...’”
Source: Yahoo! Shine
Source: Yahoo! Shine
Oh My Gosh, my name is the same as an expert has in the following story, a subject of which your girlfriend once demonstrated her mastery to me.
“A CDC report reminds that it can be dangerous -- but the risks are more complicated than we think.”
Of course, your girlfriend knows my secret.
Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Costing Us Billions
“Ever since people got all freaked out about cutting up babies’ penises back in the ‘70s, the rate of male circumcision in America has steadily declined—dropping from 79% a few decades ago to our current 55%. Women are more flexible in their desires than men, study suggests.”
Of course, every-pony knows, now.
“Everyone wants to know what everyone else is doing behind closed doors, and Ms. Gallop aims to please. ‘Porn is homogenizing sex,’ Cindy Gallop...”
“There are a few hard and fast rules I have in life. One of them is this: Any time you have a chance to talk to one of the most popular women ...”
Republicans Call For a ‘Crackdown’ on Porn
“Hey America: Are your ready for a porn prohibition? When it happens in the near future, you can thank your fellow Republicans!”
Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the strong language in international relations.
NASA Asks Russians To Stop Filming Porn On International Space Station
“In the Daily Briefing, NASA scientists ask the Russians to please stop using the ISS as a personal porn studio and a Taliban attack on U.S. forces has led officials to announce they are ‘so glad pretty soon America won’t have to deal with this shit anymore’.”
Eight Things Congress Doesn’t Know About Sex
“While being questioned about the Todd Akin controversy on Monday, pro-life Pennsylvania Senate candidate Tom Smith demonstrated that he’s a bit confused about rape, too.”
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