Yes, sometimes I like to revel in the paronomastic, which are among my failed attempts at humor and vampiric to humor, and I feel hurt when others fail to show their appreciation of my efforts.
Source: Lyra (Friendship Is Tragic) via Trixie Lulamoon by *OZE-JP on deviantART
Source: Lyra (Friendship Is Tragic) via Trixie Lulamoon by *OZE-JP on deviantART
Americans Are Still Waiting For A Real Recovery
“The choice in this election is clear. Under President Obama, we’ll get another four years like the last four years. If I’m elected, we will have a real recovery with pro-growth policies that will create 12 million new jobs and rising incomes for everyone.”
My sister Kimberly arrived home just before me, and said, “Hi, Chris.”
I said, “Hi,” and was then startled that I had spoken to a silhouetted figure.
I said, “Hi,” and was then startled that I had spoken to a silhouetted figure.
Source: Maryknoll Fathers & Brothers
Fans are wrongly stigmatised (video)
“Contrary to popular belief, people who are a part of fan culture are not lonely, depressed or escapist. The opposite is true: such people tend to be...”
This morning, outside QuikTrip, a young woman genteelly inquired if I had a cigarette.
Source: Steampunk via G. D. Falksen
I replied, “Unfortunately, no, I don't smoke.”
She walked toward someone else and said, “Well, you wouldn’t want to.”
If I was more on the ball, I would have responded, “I don’t know, I mean, you’re cute.”
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