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Parking garage restrictions are planned for March 1, “We Can’t Stop Here, Rarity, This is Bat Country,” so any reference to Supernatural Las Pegasus Unicon will do.

MLP FIM: Commision for ToixStory by =hinoraito on deviantART

“Two parking garages will have restricted parking on Friday, March 1:

• The entire south half of the lower Regnier Center garage will be closed from 6 to 8 a.m. Friday, March 1.
• The Carlsen Center lower west garage will be closed from 7 to 10 a.m. Friday, March 1.”

The Black Eyed Peas implore you, “Let’s Get Retarded,”
which may actually be sourced from donkeys.

Europe Welcomes Blunt Kerry,
Who Says Americans Have ‘Right to Be Stupid’

“Newly minted  Secretary of State John Kerry is making friends, as well some waves on his first European tour as America’s top diplomat. Kerry  showed off his foreign-language skills in Paris Wednesday, speaking to French President Francois Hollande and U.S. Embassy staff and their families in French ...”

“The Onion Apologizes For Offensive Tweet About 9-Year-Old Quvenzhané Wallis.”

In response to The Onion’s apology
to Quvenzhané Wallis, former Onion staffers mock apologize

“Earlier today The Onion’s CEO Steve Hannah issued an apology for an Oscars-night tweet from the satirical newspaper’s official Twitter feed, wherein 9-year-old actress Quvenzhané Wallis (nominated in the lead actress category for her work in Beasts of the Southern Wild) was called a cu…”

Bronies did not find a good end at Las Pegasus Unicon,
February 22-24, 2013 at the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.

“Auctions and Information For Unicon Refugees”

Alas, their problems were nothing like “The Turd Boat.”