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Monday, July 19, 2010

Web Wanderings 004

Since this blog has become little more than a series of links, speculation on my part would indicate that “Web Wanderings” should be used more often as a title for posts to this blog. Earlier today, concurrent with a confusing situation, I had a headache, which I don’t need at all, and I agree with Garfield who says, “I hate Mondays.”
Twitter / therealautoblog: Three first drives being ...
“Three first drives being published on Autoblog today, starting with the 2011 Subaru WRX and its new voluptuous body: http://bit.ly/bTdgAI
Twitter / Guy Kawasaki: Facebook on track to hit 5 ...
“Facebook on track to hit 500 million users this week http://idek.net/2qWn
Both links above were fairly positive. Well, I do not believe that the introduction really led into them at all. At least this morning is passing quickly. I feel a lot like the host of the “Lucky Channel” segments in Lucky Star.
Christopher Hurt actually likes this model of Infiniti.
Twitter / Martin G.: I think it's having a ...
“I think it's having a stroke. http://twitpic.com/26ti63
Although I could never afford either the feminine EX or the big (forehead) QX, I like the rest of Infiniti. I cannot take Acura seriously. Konata says “ASOBITAI! (I want to play)
Twitter / Mari Kurisato: Japan to continue bilateral...
“Japan to continue bilateral deal with US military http://bit.ly/aYS8lT

Twitter / The Onion: South Africa Realizes All ...
“South Africa Realizes All Its Things Were Stolen During World Cup http://onion.com/aQfGBB

Twitter / jeffalopolis: Nokia Siemens would be a ...
Nokia Siemens would be a good porn-star name”
Yeah, Christopher Hurt agrees that Chick-fil-A is addictive.
Twitter / jeffalopolis: just when I thought ...
“just when I thought I could kick my Chick-Fil-A dependancy”
I would like to think that Nifer would not or could not consume 227.5 cans of Diet Coke quickly.
Death by Caffeine
“How much of your favorite, energy drink, soda, coffee, tea, or caffeine-laced food will it take to kill you?”
Well, in order to return this post to the realm of the coherent, I briefly discuss US addiction, consumption, and dependence on fossil fuels. Renewable or alternative energy sources are unlikely to completely solve this problem in the immediate future. I thought that David might also be interested in American Wind Energy Association (AWEA):
“The American Wind Energy Association (AWEA) is the national trade association of America’s wind industry, with more than 2,200 member companies, including global leaders in wind power and energy development, wind turbine manufacturing, component and service suppliers, and the world’s largest wind power trade show.”
I was only speaking of electrical needs of the US. With the exception of electric vehicles, whether EREVs, NEVs, or PHEVs, most automobiles for personal transportation still use engines, powered by diesel fuel or gasoline; regardless, when shopping for a car, one should consider MOTOR TREND Certified. Yes, that was a commercial message, which is better than some of the messages found in my in-box:
Hello My Friend!

I write to you the letter, and I hope to receive the answer from you.

My name is Ekaterina, but friends call me Kate...

I am young woman, who is 28 years old, I am blonde and live in Russia, city Zelenodolsk.

My city is 800 km from from Moscow.

And if you wish to get acquainted with me, I will be very happy to answer your letter.

And I would like to tell why I write to you.

The matter is that in 2 weeks I will visit the USA.

But I have no friends or relatives in the USA.

And while I at all do not know what state better to visit.

In WHAT STATE OR COUNTRY YOU NOW LIVE? We could have our meeting?

Tell to me more about your country or state? What interesting?

I will have the tourist visa, and I can visit your country.

But main my purpose, it to find the good friend for me.

The man for serious relations and if you are now alone?

You have not the wife or children I ask you to write to me the letter.

And we could learn better each other.

I have no boyfriend, and I have no children.

To write to you the letter, I have addressed in agency of acquaintances, and to me gave yours e-mail.

It not a spam or other bad things. So, please, answer me!!!

My letter, this offer to acquaintance and to learn better each other.

Please, answer to me and I will send to you my photo. I hope that you will like it...

And I would like to receive your photo too.
Please, answer only my personal e-mail: katekate@lavabit.com

The best regards,

Yours Ekaterina
Wow, thanks, but no thanks, SEO Spammers. Y’all are not too bright!
Star Wars-themed breakfast cereals - Holy Kaw!
“Mmmm…Wookie Krispies and Cinnamon Toast Yoda. Don’t forget to break out your lightsaber to slice up bananas for your morning dose of saber-singed potassium.”
I read that one of these is among the 365 Things to do in Kansas City.
Twitter / Popular Mechanics: The World’s 18 Strangest ...
“The World's 18 Strangest Parking Garages, from Germany’s car silo to Japan’s bike kiosk http://bit.ly/aO5Fgc
Of course, Three Little Pigs BBQ, and Z-Teca Mexican Grill in Crown Center are also reasons to visit KC; however, like your girlfriend, I should not forget to mention Oklahoma Joe’s BBQ. I will not starve in order to demonstrate how hungry I have just made myself.

3 comments:

  1. That caffeine by death thing or whatever is at a time or in a day...week...month?
    Nifer doesn't always finish a Diet Coke before getting a new one.

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  2. No, Death by Caffeine just shows how much of any particular beverage would have to be consumed to give one a fatal dose of caffeine. One has to assume that all that caffeine would have to be consumed within a short time so that the body could not metabolize the caffeine quickly enough.

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