Course laid in, sir.

“Mr. Data, lay in a course for the 24^th century.”

“I was thinking that we’d all meet me here at my place and we can go from here. I thought that there’s a balloon dropping at Pinstripes and we’d pick up dinner somewhere and go to Qdoba 135^th and I think the crossway was Metcalf.”

“Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God, (1 John 4:7-8)
and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God.
Anyone who does not love does not know God because God is love.”

Velvet Happy New Year by xWhiteDreamsx

Shake your Foodie, again

A friend on Facebook from “Shake your Foodie,” said today:

“When I become President, my first decree will be to make eggnog available year round.”

I think they are technically called executive orders.

“You’re technically a dick.”
“yes, and I am happy that we remain, friends, not all of my friendships survive this”

“Know this, my beloved brothers:
let every person be quick to hear,
slow to speak, slow to anger; (James 1:19-20)
for the anger of man does not produce the righteousness of God.”

snowball fight by mirrored sea

Shut up, Wesley!

While I was warned about a hammer of banning,

I was unfriended moments ago, “You know what, I don’t even care.”

ANNOY A LIBERAL - USE FACTS AND LOGIC

“He is Governor Sam Brownback, and Cedar Crest is the residence of the governor, so yes, he lives in a mansion.”

“Characters Star Trek Wants You To Forget,” among whom would be Wil Wheaton, “Politics is just about virtue signaling for or against Trump now.”

Dear Santa,

I just want one thing for Christmas. I've been very good all year. xo Wil pic.twitter.com/mLCMFl85Md — Wil 'Kick the Nazis off the tweeters' Wheaton (@wilw) December 24, 2017

“It is an honor for a man to keep aloof from strife,
but every fool will be quarreling. (Proverbs 20:3)”

Holiday Shy by The Shadow Stone

“White House magnolia tree planted by Andrew Jackson will be cut down,” which has to do with Trump and nothing to do with deterioration according Newsweek.

“The Wreck called Hillary Clinton,
Some Madman Is STILL Turning Every Pokémon Into Garfield”

Seriously, because you changed the image on your mobile from New Girl to Parks and Recreation you have helped feminism.

First by Cold War Kids

“First you get hurt, then you feel sorry”

For anyone reflecting on their year and feeling like a failure for not doing enough:

- whatever you did this year is enough - their achievements don't make yours any less important - your value is not measured by your productivity - it's okay if all you did is survive — Megan 🐼 (@bodyposipanda_) December 30, 2017

“Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you,
as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets,
that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you,
they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy,
do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing,
so that your giving may be in secret. (Matthew 6:2-4)
And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.”

Sunset Starlight Heart Warming - by Light by Light262

Humor vampirism 034

My father got me a belt and suspension components for Christmas, neither of which are automobile parts

— Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) December 27, 2017

A friend on Facebook asked,
“Could you explain that without being at all specific?”

No, because what I said was meant to be funny.
On the other hand, yes, my father bought me a belt and suspenders.

Like two months ago, Wednesday was kind of a bummer at work,
yet online interaction was pleasant during lunch.

The cheese in the fridge has just let me know I am cut off.

— AskMeAfterTea (@StTabitha) December 27, 2017

Tabitha St. Germain liked how I quoted her tweet:

The cheese is singing "I Stand Alone" by @Godsmack_Music @TheRock https://t.co/WBCr7x5DHv #ScorpionKing https://t.co/aaeN1vPDO4

— Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) December 28, 2017

“And he said, ‘Naked I came from my mother’s womb,
and naked shall I return. The LORD gave,
and the LORD has taken away;
blessed be the name of the LORD.’ (Job 1:21)”

It’s something — Disclaimer: these solutions may not be applicable...

I forgot about the amazingly large slice of red velvet cake on Saturday night, which continued to wreak havoc with my sugar levels for the next three days, so I’d like to blame the orange juice for my erroneous production at work today, but that was not the only thing. I’m going to conclude ice cream isn’t a solution for me.

Twice Upon a Time

A historical background for Doctor Who last night was also a song by Garth Brooks, “Belleau Wood.”

“But, hey, um, you know, how I’m usually all about women, and -- and people my own age,” yeah, Bill; she has been reminding us every episode, and would have reminded us more if she was vegan, and because that was the depth of her character, so opportunity was wasted on her.

“Do you see a man who is wise in his own eyes?
There is more hope for a fool than for him. (Proverbs 26:12)”

Sunny and Starry is in the Winter Night by Jowybean

Thank you all, and Merry Christmas

“What to know to watch the 2017 Doctor Who Christmas special”

23 Reasons The Muppet Christmas Carol Is
The Best Christmas Carol of Them All

“25 Things to Look for While Watching the 24-Hour A Christmas Story Marathon, 27 Festive Facts about Christmas Vacation”

“Why are you cast down, O my soul,
and why are you in turmoil within me?
Hope in God; for I shall again praise him,
my salvation and my God. (Psalms 42:11)”

Chrydence by Yanamosuda