Will you do the Fandango?

Will you do the Fandango? Probably, to purchase tickets to see Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.

“Come on someone, do this with me!
Tattoos.........................0
Piercings..................... 0
Marriages..................... 0
Divorces....................... 0
Proposals..................... 0
Children........................ 0
Surgeries...................... Yes
Shot a gun................... yes, at a shooting range
where the honorary Professor Denton presided
Quit a job..................... yes
100+ miles in a car......
yes, commuting to work during the week
Hit a deer.................... No
zip lining...................... No
Cried over someone....
yes, but they weren’t into it,
and asked me to leave
Fallen in love............... I guess?
Watched someone give birth...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Watched someone die..... yes
Been to Canada......... no
Ridden in an ambulance.... Yes
Visited Las Vegas...... No
Sang karaoke.............. No,
I am neither Izumi Konata
nor know lyrics to the opening to Dragon Ball Z
Been downhill skiing....... No,
I am neither A View to a Kill
nor a stunt double for Sir Roger Moore
Ridden on a motorcycle... No
Ridden on a horse....... Yes, but it was led
Stayed in a hospital...... Yes
Donated blood............. Yes,
our community needs 530 to donate each day
Ridden in the back of a police car...
No, and that country song is too insipid.
Hold your finger down and select copy...
Then go into your own status and paste. Change the answers”

“But as for you, O man of God,
flee these things. (1 Timothy 6:11)
Pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, steadfastness, gentleness.”

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