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Anyone in my family, virtually anyone who knows me, and anyone who knows me virtually (on-line) might tell you that I, for sport or from indignation, can sometimes be a downright arrogant jackass. And they would be correct. Even Matlock used “jackass”, and I also will.

2 hours ago Christopher Hurt

a barrel of seamonkey's what? Your use of the apostrophe indicates a possessive adjective;
PLURAL FORMS HAVE NO APOSTROPHES!

44 minutes ago Christopher Hurt

awesome... I actually like to use ellipses, and I am sorry for shouting. I do wish italics were available.
I do like that you have capitalized “Mr. Hurt”...
I usually have my cranium so far up my ass that I am either high on my fumes or I cannot see the light of day.
Today I actually shouted the same message to someone on the official Facebook page for Toyota USA. I would like very much for the FT-86 Concept to be produced and to be made available in the U.S.... at least then Toyota would have something interesting in the otherwise dull and uninspiring product portfolio.
I have not been this controversial since I argued with Raksha on the newsgroup alt.toys.transformers in the late 1990s; I also have never remembered to apologize.
Wow, this is so going on my blog!

These are prime displays of my arrogance, like your girlfriend.