I missed the party 001

Although the Adult Swim presents a carnival, and the Roving Imp will now have regular classes and shows, I will likely not be in the City of Lawrence, Kansas tonight. If I did not work in the morning, then I might consider going, but driving back home takes nearly an hour, and fuel prices are becoming less and less friendly. I can barely navigate 23rd Street, like your girlfriend, and the rest of the grid is like the dark part of a map in a video game. I cannot simply afford the frustration or the fuel.