YBH - your brain hurts 016

“There’s that word again, ‘Heavy.’
Why are things so heavy in the future?
Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull?”

You can now get BBQ Pulled Pork Cheese Fries at Wendy’s

“Wendy’s is all about the pulled pork these days.”

“12 Beloved (1 Peter 4:12-13),
do not be surprised at the fiery trial
when it comes upon you to test you,
as though something strange were happening to you.
13 But rejoice insofar as you share Christ’s sufferings,
that you may also rejoice and be glad when his glory is revealed.”

Frozen Fantasy by Skirtzzz on deviantART

What do you know 028

From the file for just needing to be there,
my general manager, while speaking about online music videos,
said that 2014 was ‘Year of the Booty.’
In response, I asked, “Lynne or Warren?”

VIDEO: Pharrell Enlists Takashi Murakami
and Anime Studio NAZ for ‘It Girl’ Music Video

“From anime to games, the latest collaboration between Pharrell Williams and artist Takashi...”

“29 The Lord is far from the wicked, (Proverbs 15:29)
but he hears the prayer of the righteous.”

VIVA ALL | MIYO [pixiv]

Briefcase Tacos

In as many days, I have told two of my managers that I blog. After work, I went to see The Maze Runner ... it’s not that good, but y’know... it’s not that bad at the Cinemark 20 with my friend Aaron.

Multiple level, and possibly ugly, structure is coming soon! (@ Freebirds World Burrito) http://t.co/GRCJk0KNm6 pic.twitter.com/bAhxWXGR8E — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) September 28, 2014

“36 Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life;
whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life,
but the wrath of God remains on him. (John 3:36)”

Tomoe Ami | lamp [pixiv]

Feels like the First Time

“The Royals are going to the playoffs for the first time since 1985!”

Here’s what the world was like the last time
the Royals were in the postseason

“Everyone had -- gasp! -- land-lines!”

“4 Delight yourself in the Lord, (Psalm 37:4)
and he will give you the desires of your heart.”

Please pick up | fledging [pixiv]

You got the Touch, You got the Power

“23 Cat People must be stopped ... no matter the cost.”

One incredible picture, paired with a wonderful cause.

“We all remember the story from a couple of weeks back about the kid who tried to get a self-portrait of himself with his cat and a bunch of laser beams into his high school yearbook, right? Well, if you don’t remember, this photo he submitted for his school yearbook will basically sum it all up for …”

“8 But God shows his love for us in that while we were still sinners,
Christ died for us. (Romans 5:8)”

neko | LighTofHeaveN [pixiv]

Botch-fest 031

“Obama Has Missed over Half His Second-Term Daily Intel Briefings:
Past Cleverness of President Obama is Finally Starting to Catch Up With Him”

Obama’s ISIS Intel ‘Cluster’ - The Rush Limbaugh Show

“RUSH: Now he’s throwing the intel people overboard. ‘Because even they admit they knew a lot of this for a year, even two years, and they didn’t tell me.’ That’s essentially what he’s saying.  How brazen is that? ‘Oh, yeah, they knew it, and...’”

“12 Before destruction a man’s heart is haughty,
but humility comes before honor. (Proverbs 18:12)”

Tell Your World | saihate [pixiv]

All theory Eyed

“Even if every choice by everyone creates a new timeline, those timelines all end at the moment when that person dies, and at some point there will be only one timeline when all life in the universe ended,” and my general manager won the “nerd fight.”

If Rush Limbaugh’s Thoughts on Holder’s Resignation
Turn out to be True, America is in Big Trouble

“There have been calls for the ousting of Eric Holder, activist attorney general who operates more like Obama’s personal lawyer, from office for quite some time. His tenure has been plagued with scandal after scandal and Holder's defiant attitude is not what one would expect from the man who is …”

“13:1 A wise son hears his father’s instruction,
but a scoffer does not listen to rebuke. (Proverbs 13:1)”

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Runnin’ out of Air

“I think the problems on this planet will be solved very shortly... NOT!”

These pictures take away some credibility for the movement

“The Inconvenient Imagery of Leo DiCaprio’s Climate Speech at the UN: Luxury Yachts & Private Jets, so now was history’s biggest climate march under-reported?”

“5 Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me,
6 but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin,
it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck
and to be drowned in the depth of the sea. (Matthew 18:5-6)”

Crisis | March heaven [pixiv]

Celebrate National Ice Cream Cone Day

“You Scream! I Scream! We all scream for Ice Cream! Celebrate National Ice Cream Cone Day at SONIC Drive-In with 1/2 Price Vanilla Cones. 9/22 only!”

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks | Screenvision

“Canterlot High is hosting a musical showcase and Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Fluttershy are going to be performing with their new band, ...”

“17 To the King of ages, immortal, invisible, the only God,
be honor and glory forever and ever. Amen. (1 Timothy 1:17)”

Flutterscout sells out by luminaura on deviantART

Find your FIAT® today

Mark Wahlberg refuses to give Robert Kraft a high five,
“Can you find the dog’s hidden master?”

Tax refunds will be cut for ACA recipients

“A significant benefit of the Affordable Care Act is the opportunity to receive money-saving tax credits up front to ...”

I have mentioned a ‘convergence pattern,’ when things happen at the same time to my benefit, which William Bradford would call, “God’s Divine Providence.” A few months ago, I received my tax refund from Kansas to pay from some medical appointments, and I am working enough to receive overtime.

I got Ford 650 V10 Extreme 4x4 ! What Kind of Car Are You?

“You are a hard worker who can handle almost any challenge that comes your way. You are strong minded and have a bold attitude towards life. Progression is what you’re always chasing after and you hate moving backwards.”

“6 Do not be anxious about anything,
but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving
let your requests be made known to God.
7 And the peace of God, (Philippians 4:6-7)
which surpasses all understanding,
will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

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I missed the Party 023

“With a name like Arby’s, we had to have a coupon for International Talk Like A Pirate Day,” and a girl whose similarity to Lindsay Lohan in The Parent Trap and impression of a pirate were so uncanny that they made my day.

Comedian Ian Karmel Pays His Respects on ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’

“JASH and Captain Morgan have teamed up together to support comedy and make new, awesome, weekly videos. All this great content will live on the Captain ...”

“22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy,
peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness,
23 gentleness, self-control; (Galatians 5:22-23)
against such things there is no law.”

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There Must Be More to Life Than This

Restricted parking in lower Regnier Center garage on Friday,
September 19 from 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

Hear Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury’s Long-Lost Duet

“‘There Must Be More to Life Than This’ is one of three unreleased tracks on upcoming compilation ‘Queen Forever’”

“I heard what you were saying!
You know nothing of my work!
You mean my whole fallacy is wrong.”

Sailor Mercury. That is all. (J-List Tumblr}

How Chuck Jones Defined America Through Cartoons

“In the early 1950s, animation director Chuck Jones was idly sketching a bull when a Warner Bros. producer walked by and said, ‘I don’t want any bullfights — bullfights aren’t funny.’ Jones, like ...”

“58 Therefore, my beloved brothers,
be steadfast, immovable, (1 Corinthians 15:58)
always abounding in the work of the Lord,
knowing that in the Lord your labor is not in vain.”

Summary of Improv Goals 036

One staple for this series is for me to mention; much time has passed since Egocentric Universe: Summary of Improv Goals 035, when I updated most recently. Honestly, I have not played with any improv troupe since last autumn. While our creative director in both title and nuisance for the Roving Imp is keeping busy with scripted theater, certain personal circumstances (about which I will neither discuss nor divulge online) and his desire to partner with Theatre Lawrence.

Here's Your First Look at Next Version of Microsoft Office

“Microsoft is working on its next version of Microsoft Office, and screenshots of the software have reportedly leaked out.”

Notwithstanding many people in community have ‘unfriended’ me on the Facebook, I continue to only know about classes with the Kansas City Improv Company on Monday night, and Saturday afternoon, where like so much of my history, I am working during those times.

The Amie & Kristen Show/The Kristen & Amie Show

“Best friends, total babes, and improvisers Amie Roe and Kristen Schier perform an organic and fluid improv comedy show that’s been featured in theater festivals throughout the United States and Canada (eh!).”

“To the choirmaster. Of the Sons of Korah.
According to Alamoth. A Song.
46:1 God is our refuge and strength,
a very present help in trouble.
2 Therefore we will not fear though the earth gives way,
though the mountains be moved into the heart of the sea,
3 though its waters roar and foam,
though the mountains tremble at its swelling. Selah. . . . (Psalm 46:1-3)”

Thinking With Pinkie by Pony-Berserker on deviantART

We heart Hesseman

“As God is my witness, you’ll believe turkeys can fly,” when I had the opportunity to watch the sequel to the classic Gun-buster, whose original ending was as sappy as Air, except that I did no crying. Ooh, we heart Hesseman, whether Head of the Class, Flight of the Navigator, or the following.

‘WKRP in Cincinnati’ is getting a DVD release
with its original music | EW.com

“‘WKRP in Cincinnati’s defining qualities were a cast of wacky characters, an atmosphere of free-floating late-‘70s psychic malaise (that on its better episodes the show sharpened ...”

“17 And whatever you do,
in word or deed, (Colossians 3:17)
do everything in the name of the Lord Jesus,
giving thanks to God the Father through him.”

Eva Q !!! | Tohogaeru [pixiv]

The best Monday of my Life

♪ (Ooh, Ooh-Ooh, Ooh) / This is gonna be the best day of my life /
(Ooh, Ooh-Ooh, Ooh) My li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ♪

Yesterday, the lunch rush was the most fluid, and the least stressful of any, and the dinner rush went also as well, when my general manager returned from a fortnight vacation.

“7 But we have this treasure in jars of clay,
to show that the surpassing power belongs to God and not to us.
8 We are afflicted in every way,
but not crushed; (2 Corinthians 4:7-10)
perplexed, but not driven to despair;
9 persecuted, but not forsaken;
struck down, but not destroyed;
10 always carrying in the body the death of Jesus,
so that the life of Jesus may also be manifested in our bodies.”

- And ... the summer | Gil yu [pixiv]

Many believe The Absorbing Man

“Stephen King, basically the father of modern American horror and fantasy, has named his most hated expressions, ‘Many believe’ and ‘some people say’ are among the phrases that make his skin crawl, Revival ...”

Why Obama’s use of the term ISIL
instead of ISIS is actually really important

“We have been joking ISIS, ISIL, what's the difference. You say tomato; I say tomato. It makes a big difference because of this: ISIL includes Levant, which includes the area we like to call Israel.”

“Did we come to the end of the universe
because of a nursery rhyme?”

A Wild Theory about ‘Destiny’s Story

“In the run-up to the Sept. 23 UN Climate Summit in New York, Leonardo DiCaprio is releasing a series of films about the ‘climate crisis.’ The first is ‘Carbon,’ which tells us the world is threatened ...”

“You’re not alone if you’re unsure whether to cheer on Anonymous
or be afraid of what the hacking activists will do. What are yours?”

Schizophrenia is Actually Eight Distinct Genetic Disorders

“New research published in the American Journal of Psychiatry suggests that schizophrenia is not a single disease, but rather a group of eight genetically distinct disorders, each of them with its own set of symptoms. The finding could result in improved diagnosis and treatment, while also shedding light on how genes work together to cause complex disorders.”

“25 The fear of man lays a snare,
but whoever trusts in the Lord is safe. (Proverbs 29:25)”

Darkness is for you.. by Marenlicious on deviantART

Yes, we have no Tomatoes

♪ It’s just a matter of time, ‘til you find /
He’s no good, girl, no good for you. ♪

HUMPHRIES: The ‘Obama will pay for my gas
and mortgage’ lady has now turned on him

“Peggy Joseph, the Florida woman who said after a 2008 Obama speech that she wouldn’t need gas or her mortgage, now has seen the light shining as bright as the hot sun on a non-man-made globally warm day.”

“11 Blessed are you when others revile you and persecute you
and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account.
12 Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in heaven,
for so they persecuted the prophets who were before you. (Matthew 5:11-12)”

♥ Tsu [Hetalia] Ojichama Birthday Omedeto | Kunie [pixiv]

Everything is Awesome, too

A few times today, I repeated, “Sorry, I was called in to work,” and after repeated previews, I wonder if The Maze Runner is a cinematic adaption for Minecraft, or the labyrinthine new IKEA store in Merriam as described by a coworker, who visited there Saturday:

“The whole thing is a giant maze. Unlike Nebraska Furniture Mart, where you can just go to ‘beds’ or ‘couches,’ you have to walk through the entire place. There ain’t but one way out, and you can’t just go in the door; you got to queue again to reenter. They have a sign, showed 13,000 people in there. I made three trips, and enjoyed my five hours! Later, to move thirty-five feet and leave the parking lot, took us forty-five minutes. There were fifteen accidents at Johnson Drive and Antioch, and fifty police cars with officers hanging their heads.”

“23 Am I a God at hand,
declares the Lord, and not a God far away?
24 Can a man hide himself in secret places so that I cannot see him?
declares the Lord. Do I not fill heaven and earth?
declares the Lord. (Jeremiah 23:23-24)”

Vocaloid Fantasia | BEEK [pixiv]

Freeway of Love

♪ City traffic’s movin’ way too slow / Drop the pedal and go, go, go ♪

Happy Birthday to Kotori from ‘Love Live!’

“Love Live’s staff, voice actress Aya Uchida, Good Smile Company (who had a new Nendoroid to preview), and plenty of fans look to social media to celebrate the September 12^th birthday of Kotori Minami.”

“7 He is the Lord our God;
his judgments are in all the earth.
8 He remembers his covenant forever,
the word that he commanded,
for a thousand generations. . . . (Psalm 105:7-8)”

Various summary | KRSK [pixiv]

see what I did there 015

Because… he looks like Greg Orman for U.S. Senate,
has Mark Ruffalo been looking for work since Avengers?

Federal Judge Berates Kansas Senate Candidate
Greg Orman in Boxing Equipment Lawsuit

“On Friday, U.S. Magistrate Judge Kenneth G. Gale issued an order in a Wichita, Kansas Federal Court compelling Combat Brands, LLC, a firm organized and controlled by Independent U.S. Senate candidate Greg Orman, ‘to file a memorandum to show cause as to why sanctions should not be awarded,’ because…”

“11 Do not speak evil against one another, brothers.
The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother,
speaks evil against the law and judges the law.
But if you judge the law, (James 4:11-12)
you are not a doer of the law but a judge.
12 There is only one lawgiver and judge,
he who is able to save and to destroy.
But who are you to judge your neighbor?”

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You can walk or deny 028

„Jeff Goldblum singt die Titelmusik des Jurassic Park‟

Back-to-Back Sun Storms May Supercharge Earth’s Northern Lights

“After finishing off season three on digital platforms in July, Legend of Korra is returning to Nick.com and Nickelodeon’s app for its fourth and final season on October 3^rd.”

“8 Therefore do not be ashamed of the testimony about our Lord,
nor of me his prisoner, (2 Timothy 1:8-9)
but share in suffering for the gospel by the power of God,
9 who saved us and called us to a holy calling,
not because of our works but because of his own purpose and grace,
which he gave us in Christ Jesus before the ages began. . . . ”

Whooops... by Skirtzzz on deviantART

This is senseless 036

“Every time I look into a monitor, Prime, my circuits sizzle,”
and I have many times many ways said, “Liberals are Hypocrites.”

News of Chick-fil-A founder's death brings out hate on Twitter

“S. Truett Cathy, the billionaire founder of the privately held Chick-fil-A restaurant chain that famously closes on Sundays but also drew unwanted attention on gay marriage in recent years because of his family’s conservative views, died early Monday, a company spokesman said. He was 93.”

“2 And what you have heard from me in the presence of many witnesses entrust to faithful men who will be able to teach others also. (2 Timothy 2:2)”

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Bros before Gose

“The argument is bogus that corporations leave the U.S. and set up overseas because of high corporate tax rates, or that a third Ghostbusters requires approval from Murray to happen.”

Bill Murray Reveals the Women He’d Choose for ‘Ghostbusters 3’

“Bill Murray won’t be appearing in the upcoming ‘Ghostbusters III,’ which is likely to feature a female-centric plot. Instead, he has offered up his top picks for the job. In a recent interview with The Toronto Star, Murray suggested ...”

“37 All that the Father gives me will come to me,
and whoever comes to me I will never cast out. (John 6:37)”

Ball deep [Summer 2012] Dou chaos Miyashiro [East squad] | mold (KB) [pixiv]

Foolish Pride

“Turn out the lights the competition’s over / The stubborn souls are the losers here tonight,” so I bought some cigarettes to apologize Professor Denton, at whose home we later enjoyed a ‘Meat Mountain’ and played some Artemis: Spaceship Bridge Simulator.

The Three People Joan Rivers ‘Banned’ From Her Funeral —
One of Them Lives in the White House

“Comedian Joan Rivers reportedly ‘banned’ three well-known people from her funeral before she died, the Sydney Morning Herald reports. The first person she specified as unwelcome at her funeral was First Lady Michelle Obama. Rivers had previously referred to the first lady as a ‘tranny’.”

“11 Who is like you, O Lord, among the gods?
Who is like you, majestic in holiness,
awesome in glorious deeds, doing wonders? (Exodus 15:11)”

☽ | Beitchi [pixiv]

What do you know 027

“Once upon a time, legions of men spent every weekend driving, and wrenching on, tiny little British roadsters. We called them the Sports Car Club of America. Now such cars are derided as being ‘for girls.’ Jack Baruth calls BS on all of it.”

2016 Mazda MX-5 Miata Unveiled: Live Photos & Video

“The 2016 Mazda MX-5 Miata is here, and it’s beautiful. We don’t know much else about the car, as it’s still in development, and Mazda hasn’t nailed down the final specs or performance figures for the car.”

“8 Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever. (Hebrews 13:8)”

Eyes of kindness by Crowik on deviantART

Don’t be Lasagna

“Slate: Beer, Multitasking, and Other Distractions ‘Promote…Political Conservatism’”

24 Years Of America’s Unemployment Rate In 10 Seconds

“The 2009 financial crisis wreaked havoc on American workers. This map gives a sense of just how dramatic its effect was on employment. The map, created by data designer ‘Metric Maps’ and originally posted to Reddit, uses county-level data from the ...”

“8 Be sober-minded; be watchful.
Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion,
seeking someone to devour. 9 Resist him, firm in your faith,
knowing that the same kinds of suffering are being experienced
by your brotherhood throughout the world. (1 Peter 5:8-9)”

Super brother | landlord [pixiv]

The Tonight Show Starring Joan Rivers

“‘Oh, God. Oh God, I am late! ... I mean I’m “late” late!
Do we still have that pregnancy test?’
‘Are you insane, Peter? You can’t have a baby!’
‘Well, I don’t have a lot of options, I’m Catholic!’”

Joan Rivers Dies at 81
“Raunchy, gravelly-voiced and self-deprecating comedian Joan Rivers, who rose from Greenwich Village stand-up to occasional host of ‘The Tonight Show’ and star of TV’s ...”

“27 Turn away from evil and do good;
so shall you dwell forever. 28 For the Lord loves justice;
he will not forsake his saints.
They are preserved forever,
but the children of the wicked shall be cut off.
29 The righteous shall inherit the land
and dwell upon it forever. (Psalm 37:27-29)”

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We apologize 018

“A newly discovered asteroid will make a close pass to the Earth on Sunday.”

Nerdy Pickup Lines You Have To Try For Yourself

“Human history is rife with monsters, devils, and things that go bump in the night. It also has its fair share of things that go hump in the night.”

“9 Thus says the Lord of hosts, Render true judgments, show kindness and mercy to one another, 10 do not oppress the widow, the fatherless, the sojourner, or the poor, and let none of you devise evil against another in your heart. (Zechariah 7:9-10)”

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You were with Me all the While

Thankfully, our lobby music changed to Alice 102 from country/western on Sunday. (at @Arbys in Shawnee, KS) https://t.co/UeXmhwaWtZ — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) September 1, 2014

“13 So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three;
but the greatest of these is love. (1 Corinthians 13:13)”

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Survivor lead singer Jimi Jamison dead at 63

“Jimi Jamison, who belted out the hits ‘The Search is Over’ and ‘Burning Heart’ for 1980s rock band Survivor, has died. He was 63.”

I missed the Party 022

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“11 My son, do not despise the Lord's discipline
or be weary of his reproof, (Proverbs 3:11-12)
12 for the Lord reproves him whom he loves,
as a father the son in whom he delights.”