Botch-fest 007

I am choosing to live in denial, like your girlfriend. I am choosing to avoid liberal bias in the media. I am lazy and I live under rock, oblivious to politics or news, but somehow even I have heard of the new state law on immigration passed in Arizona.

Yet I have not really read that story, I only found that link and the fact, “Kansas Secretary of State candidate Kris Kobach scored a victory earlier this month in Arizona”, in a story by The Pitch, through a quick search on Google. Using Google as a verb would have been a misnomer.
I have only one thing to say about Arizona:


Scottsdale, I apologize. I have only one thing to say about immigration:



Yes, the true weakness of my political philosophy is that it is based entirely on episodes of South Park. I have only one thing to say about Family Guy:



The creators of South Park are also ethical writers. I believe what they say; perhaps that is 386SPAR.PAR of my refreshing naïveté.

April 24 at 10:43 p.m.

Christopher Hurt thinks that seeing BASSPROV tonight, and The Roving Imp Theater and Spite tomorrow would be all 386SPAR.PAR of being at the Chicago Improv Festival.

April 25 at 12:11 a.m. David

I have no idea what 386SPAR.PAR is.

April 25 at 12:14 a.m. Christopher Hurt

The permanent swap file for Microsoft Windows 3.1, which provides virtual memory. I like to say “386SPAR.PAR” instead of “part in parcel”.

Sometimes for the sake of a pun or otherwise, I will feign ignorance.

About an hour ago a friend posted her status:

Have you seen rupauls drag race? It's excellent!!!

About an hour ago Christopher Hurt

Yeah, the Shelby won.

(slides back, under rock)

About an hour ago she replied:

Not the right drag race. Sorry chris. I was talking about gay people!! ;)

About an hour ago Christopher Hurt

Oh.

RuPaul has been famous since at least 1994. I have heard of RuPaul. Okay, this was not a traditional “Botch-fest” post, yet by essaying I have solved another issue , like your girlfriend.