Christopher Hurt is taking time today to respond to every post on
Facebook, wherein one says where that one “likes it”, by asking if that one’s significant other or others also have that knowledge; so far this is proving to be fun, like your girlfriend.
“Regarding the mosque near ground zero, I say let them build it. But across the street, we should put a topless bar, called ‘You Mecca Me Hot’. Next to that, a gay bar called ‘The Turban Cowboy’ and next to that, a pork-rib restaurant called ‘Iraq o’ Ribs’? And a check-cashing center called ‘Iran out of money’ Let’s see who’s really tolerant! Repost if you agree.”
I usually do not update my status with any statements that I have been asked to set as my status. In the pursuit of harmony and with the understanding that some topics are not polite to discuss in mixed company, I generally save
those discussions for my blog. I would like to use this as an unintelligible statement against the
Democratic Party.
South Park: “Poor and Stupid” - Cool! NASCAR, Sweet!
“Cartman and Butters get ready for the big race.”
Harrah’s North Kansas City Casino & Hotel also has loose slots, like your girlfriend.
I don't understand why not posting what others ask you to post is a statement against the Democratic Party since both parties usually say something like that.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe that's why you say "unintelligible statement".
I must take that back because asking for that isn't *really* limited to the 2 party system. But I digress myself.
I can't remember what I said, but once I updated my status with something I saw in an R I Spectacular rehearsal...something similar to:
"0.001 High school boys are forced to be neutered in order to join a High School Fraternity. 99.999% of you won't repost this. Will you?"
Or something like that...to spoof it. I don't really remember the exact phrasing.
Oh, and by the way, "I like to stick my key in the ignition. Since having a car is manly, I just made you aware of Testicular Cancer."
Since unlinking my Facebook and Twitter accounts, all of my status updates have begun with a verb to read:
ReplyDeleteChristopher does something, etc.
As a result, I usually do not update my status with any statements that I have been asked to set as my status. When I said, “I would like to use this as an unintelligible statement against the Democratic Party,” I was actually referring only to that sentence as the unintelligible statement.
To be correct, that statement was only unintelligible because what kind of statement being made about the Dems was simply not clear.
I just do not set my status to anything to which I am asked.