An American Carol: Michael Moore hates America

Why do liberals hate America so much? https://t.co/gNtst9AF6K

— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) July 2, 2019

“A New York Times opinion video argues America isn’t that great.
A few counterpoints. - The Washington Post”

【Hui Tian】‘521’ / Illustration by ‘TID’ [pixiv]

Two films I’ve seen with honorary Professor Denton, An American Carol (a comedy from the writers of Airplane! where Moore discovers the true meaning of Christmas, ahem, Independence Day) and Michael Moore hates America, title this post.

To start, “Soiled Clothes and No Baths for Migrant Children at a Texas Center” was written to incite puppets, who assert, “I Don’t Go to Parties,” which is fine, “I Go to Protests,” so the bidding of the Democrat party.

The burning of a flag in front of the White House led to a scuffle between protesters and Trump supporters on Independence Day. https://t.co/j2K396nSnc

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) July 4, 2019

“Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”

“We’re d***s! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid d***s. And the Film Actors Guild are p*****s. And Kim Jong-il is an a**hole. P*****s don’t like d***s, because p*****s get f**ked by d***s. But d***s also f**k a**holes - a**holes who just want to s**t on everything. P*****s may think they can deal with a**holes their way, but the only thing that can f**k an a**hole is a d**k, with some balls. The problem with d***s is that sometimes they f**k too much, or f**k when it isn’t appropriate - and it takes a p***y to show ’em that. But sometimes p*****s get so full of s**t that they become a**holes themselves because p*****s are only an inch and a half away from a**holes. I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us f**k this a**hole, we are going to have our d***s and our p*****s all covered in s**t.”

Benjamin Franklin: “A republic, if you can keep it.”