Day late, ... short

I don’t have to be genuinely clever, because I have radio, TV and the Internet. Dan Vs. is a show that I love on The Hub, “Ninjas are unparalleled as assassins, but they’ve always scrimped on rental transportation.”

GOP Debaters Rip Into the Regime
“RUSH: Every one of them took it to Obama. Even without some of the so-called front-runners, I came away from this thing very pleased. I was pleased the battle has begun to take shape.”

Can’t we get through Animation Domination without a P.S.A. from Mrs. One Big Ass Mistake America?

CNN Poll: Ron Paul Stands Best Chance Against Obama
“A new CNN poll finds that, of all likely Republican presidential contenders, Ron Paul polls best against Barack Obama. By Michael Tennant”

From You Don’t Know Jack,
“The menu said crème brûlée.
THE MENU SAID CRÈME BRÛLÉE!”

Ron Paul ‘90s newsletters rant against blacks, gays - CNN.com
“A series of newsletters in the name of GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul contain several racist remarks -- including one that says order was restored to Los Angeles after the 1992 riots when blacks went ‘to pick up their welfare checks.’”

Fake Science: How Can You Remember The Colors In the Rainbow?

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Lyrics, The Impression That I Get Lyrics
“Digimon: the Movie Soundtrack Lyrics, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Lyrics - The Impression That I Get Lyrics, Ringtone, Video”

My most previous post contains more stale zaniness than this post; this is fresh from Ebaumsworld:

One Big Ass Mistake America Joke
“If you are the original creator of material featured on this website and want it removed, please contact the webmaster. Copyright © 1998-2011 Viumbe, LLC”

So y‘all advance America similarly to the Obama administration?

Easy Payday Loan Cash Advances at Advance America
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“Day late, ... short” was not specifically the inspired by the previous link. I was actually late with the first assignment in my on-line class. Also, when I had finally posted about the earthquake and tsunami in Japan, Denton observed, “You a little late on that one buddy... but thanks for the heads up.” I am now going to catch up this blog with some links:

May The Fourth Be With You: Happy Star Wars Day!
“I don’t want to stereotype here and say that all geeks are excited about today, but I’m willing to bet that a fair number of you have May 4th marked on the...”

Capitalization

Happy Star Wars Day!
“WATCH OUT FOR SARLACCS | Carrie Fisher and her stunt double sunbathing on the set of Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, via BoingBoing. Win Your Very Own Tauntaun Sleeping Bag: To celebrate Star Wars Day, we’re giving away the best piece of merchandise to come out of George Lucas’ films...”

Twitter / Anime Almanac: “FUNi acquires a movie called BIG TITS ZOMBIE. That title is so vague, I wonder what’s it about.”

Cosplay: The All-Leia Edition [Pics]
“Sure, some of you will spend the day LARPing about in your Vader helmets, but I know a certain percentage of fans are here to see scantily-costumed Princess ...”

Twitter / Jill Bernard: “OMG. Today’s only May 4. I had a Taco Night for nothing.”

11 Other Things That Happened On Cinco De Mayo
“May the 5th is mostly remembered for that thing that happened in Mexico blah blah blah margaritas and Corona. Lucky for you there are even more boring facts about this great day to spice up those drunken conversations you are bound to have this evening ...”

On Friday, I was at the Second Annual Roving Imp Cinco de Mayo Fiesta.

Cinco de Mayo: Diabetes Style
“How do we keep track of carbs when it’s ‘make your own burrito’ night?”

Also, Thor premiered in theaters.

Marvel Universe - jstephens - Blog - The Thor Cosplay & Costuming Post
“True Believers! With Thor in theaters this Friday, May 6th, I’ve wrangled together a selection of the amazing Marvel fans who’ve donned Thor-inspired costumes. Thanks to the guys and gals over at the SuperHero Costuming Forum for answering the costuming-call! FOR ASGARD!”

Sorry, I am very tired this morning. Also, my family is having a special luncheon for Mother’s Day, so I cannot be there at 11:30.

To Mothers with Love on Mother’s Day
“http://www.ChildFund.org -- We at ChildFund couldn’t do our work without mothers. We are humbled by their strength and love for their families.”

For Mother’s Day luncheon, I am now stepping out to Jose Pepper’s. I will try to not embarrass our mother.

Mr. T Treat your mother right
“FUNNY movie of Mr. T singing a song about moms. I don’t remember where I found it but it is truly awesome.”

About the experience, my sister Kimberly said, “You did really well. I’m glad you were there.”