This is the truth from my heart.

Christopher Hurt replaced the roll of paper towels in the kitchenette at work, like your girlfriend.

Woman Publicly Outs Boss for Playing FarmVille at Work
“A girl named Jenny announced that she was quitting her job through a series of messages written on dry erase boards.”

Today, Christopher Hurt is a true hero, unlike the previously mentioned person.

Twitter / Scott VonSchilling: Yep. ‘HOPA’ girl? Pure hoax ...
“Yep. ‘HOPA’ girl? Pure hoax. In fact, the website has a history of pulling hoaxes. Great work, internet, in never checking your sources.”

I am continually bested by The Onion.

Visiting Chinese PM Presents Obama With The Expendables On DVD
“WASHINGTON—At a Rose Garden ceremony Tuesday, visiting Chinese prime minister Wen Jiabao presented President Barack Obama with a DVD of the forthcoming action film The Expendables, which opens nationwide Aug.”

Of course, they have a staff of writers, and I am not that clever.

Digital technology revolutionizes music
“As music technology has advanced, equipment costs have gone down, allowing students in JCCC’s digital audio lab to use the same digital audio software and hardware that professionals use in studios worldwide. Digital synthesizers are loaded right into computer hard drives, and music is digital from start to finish.”

Christopher Hurt cues “Hare Hare Yukai”.

Twitter / MC Thumbtack: The look on someone’s face ...
“The look on someone’s face when you tell them their favorite reality show is fake? I call that the ‘No Santa’ look.”

John, I highly doubt that premise. I think that the TSA agent was suggesting, out of friendliness, to Nifer that she smile. Pika!

“We at the [TSA] do not have a sense of humor we’re aware of.”

Brain scan detects autism in adults - Holy Kaw!
“For the first time, a quick brain scan can identify adults with autism with more than 90 percent accuracy. The method could lead to a screening for autism spectrum disorders in children.”

I say again, “Yes, I am a victim of something identifiable, and it has a name!”

Twitter / sheri strykowski: Yes, Sidebar Boxes Will Be ...
“Yes, Sidebar Boxes Will Be Removed From Facebook Pages http://bit.ly/9wt32m (All Facebook)”

I do not think that that affects personal profile pages.

Cars hacked through wireless tire sensors
“Researchers have shown that the tire pressure monitoring sensors found in new cars can be exploited, allowing attackers to track vehicles remotely and crash ECUs.”

For a year and a half, my 2003 Chevy Cavalier was the most new car owed by my family. In 2007, my sister bought her 2005 Chevy Classic. Last year my mom brought a 2008 Chevy Impala, which has such a system.

The Hub | A New TV Network for Kids and Families, Coming 10.10.10.
“Welcome to the future home of The Hub! An all new TV network and entertainment destination for kids and families. Visit www.hubworld.com for games, videos and fun. Coming 10.10.10.”

Back in my day, The Hub was an on-line place where hipsters talked about their 1996 Toyota RAV4s.

Toyota and Tesla Plan an Electric RAV4 - Wheels Blog - NYTimes.com
“Tesla Motors announced Friday that it would collaborate with Toyota on an electric RAV4, to go on sale in 2012.”

This is the truth from my heart.

Twitter / sheri strykowski: The importance of enjoying ...
“The importance of enjoying the habit http://bit.ly/cCjKFK (Zen Habits)”

Now means my time to go start a new habit of taking pride in things.

JCCC DEBATER FINISHES IN TOP 10 SPEAKERS AT DEBATE INSTITUTE

“JCCC debater Kristin Brandt received the ninth place speaker award out of more than 80 debaters attending the Arizona Debate Institute (ADI) held in Tempe, Ariz., July 26 – Aug. 8.

Most of the competitors were from four-year schools.

The debaters spent two weeks on skill development and research to prepare for the upcoming season. This year’s debate topic is immigration and the resolution for the year is:

‘Resolved: the United States federal government should substantially increase the number of and/or substantially expand beneficiary eligibility for its visas for one or more of the following: employment-based immigrant visas, nonimmigrant temporary worker visas, family-based visas, human trafficking-based visas.’

The debate team is gearing up for the travel season that begins in the middle of September.”

JCCC WOMEN’S SOCCER RANKED SECOND IN NJCAA POLL

“The Johnson County Community College women’s soccer team has been selected No. 2 in the 2010 NJCAA Preseason Poll. This is the highest preseason ranking in the program’s history.

Last season the Lady Cavaliers finished second at the NJCAA Division I Women’s Soccer Championship. JCCC is the only team in the state to earn a berth to the national tournament. The team is coached by Jim Schwab.”

JCCC VOLLEYBALL TEAM RANKED FOURTH IN NJCAA POLL

“The Johnson County Community College volleyball team has been selected No. 4 in the 2010 NJCAA Volleyball Preseason Poll.

The volleyball team has been ranked in the top 10 in every NJCAA National Volleyball poll since Aug. 19, 2007, a streak of 28 weeks. JCCC volleyball has also opened the season ranked in six straight years, and eight of the last nine.”

The new Ford F-150 sports at least three new choices for engines.

2011 Ford F-150 Engine Lineup
“Mike Levine from PickupTrucks.com gets an inside look at the all-new 2011 Ford F-150 engine lineup. It includes 3.7-L V-6, 5.0-L V-8 and 3.5-L V-6 EcoBoost engines, all standard with six-speed automatic transmissions.”

Yesterday some spam slipped by the automated defenses:

Subject: Your resume

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Subject: Supply Chain Manager position

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Supply Chain Manager position.

The Supply Chain Manager will be responsible for building strong business relationships with suppliers, coordinating NPI processes.

Must be deadline-driven, detailed-oriented and possess strong interpersonal relationship skills.

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To apply for this position, candidates must be eligible to live and work in the US. The position is limited.


If you are interested in working, please send us your CV (curriculum vitae) and contact phone number to Email.

Back in my day, a CV was a constant-velocity joint, like your girlfriend.