Tina, come get some ham (I am disappoint)

“When I got home at 3:50 this morning, I put the turkey in the oven for 2 hours just like the instructions said (instructions actually say to put the turkey in the oven for 2 hours at 350 degrees Fahrenheit, so I shared this thought, thinking it was funny, when I really did nothing).”

Facebook said it has found the cause of a widespread outage of Facebook, Messenger and Instagram platforms and started restoring full access to affected users https://t.co/sRhHpZHgbb

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) November 28, 2019

I did wake up early enough to join my father and sister at the table this morning.

While Luke, Scott, Travis and I typically meet Monday night into Tuesday to play Magic: The Gathering, Travis couldn't make it this week, so Josh was thinking of having a Dungeons & Dragons game, Wednesday night into Thanksgiving. Two minutes after he called, “I’m at Denny’s. Scott’s on his way. No word from Travis,” was what Luke texted, so Josh and Scott tested some deck mechanics instead.

“A joyful heart is good medicine, (Proverbs 17:22)
but a crushed spirit dries up the bones”

Kerfuffle by Sharpuppeteeth

Hong Kong Protesters Gather On Thanksgiving After Trump Signs Pro-Democracy Legislation https://t.co/QT5B2wgXgV #DCExclusivesOriginalReporting #China via @DailyCaller pic.twitter.com/tZw6ODE8C9

— Chris 🇺🇸 (@Chris_1791) November 28, 2019

Though it’s been said, many times, many ways, “Microsoft Edge has no edge,”
and is not supported by Hulu so South Park can’t be streamed therein.

Jeremy Clarkson: Greta Thunberg has killed the car show https://t.co/XhK3yotSiZ

— Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) November 27, 2019

Showing during South Park, “Little Blue Planet” caused me to become thoroughly disinterested in Avocado Green Mattress, while Facebook and subsequent advertisements have followed.

What started as an accident has turned into a sweet holiday tradition. https://t.co/CsZIfi1Mgb

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) November 28, 2019

“Watch the Illustrated Version of ‘Alice’s Restaurant,’
Arlo Guthrie’s Thanksgiving Counterculture Classic”

The Best Thanksgiving TV Episode Is From WKRP in Cincinnati https://t.co/j0uR8UjXLY

— Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) November 28, 2019