Only the salient man shall Pass

Everything she says only endears her to us more so.

Crimean Attorney General Reacts to Her Fame

“Upon finding out about her new-found viral fame as the kawaii prosecutor of the Crimean Republic, Natalia Poklonskaya responded: ‘I’m a lawyer, not a Pokémon or something.’”

While the choice of a lawyer is an salient decision, which should not be based on advertisements alone, one could choose domestic litigation firm of Cordell & Cordell.

Fifties Princess Luna and Sweetie Belle for JJ by PixelKitties on deviantART

More Reasons to Stop Watching Animal Planet

“You already knew that Animal Planet had a way of distorting reality. They present documentaries about the existence of mermaids and Bigfoot and only barely acknowledge that’s all nonsense. But now evidence is mounting that some of the shows they air actually harm animals.”

While I could could have been preparing for a life of significance, I acknowledge, “Christopher’s priority seemed to center on doing Ottawa University like things rather than writing the papers.”

Texas Teenager Issues Officer a Handwritten Parking Ticket
– The Cop’s Reaction Is Just as Great

“When 14-year-old Annie James, of Baytown, Texas, saw a police car illegally parked in her neighborhood, she decided to teach the officer a lesson. So she hand-wrote a $10 parking ticket and placed it on Officer Tommy King’s windshield, whose patrol car was parked in a fire zone ...”

That note was terrible, and was written by a seven-year-old; wouldn’t you like to tell ‘m that?

The Profound Arrogant Ignorance and Stupidity of Liberals in Charge

“What is it Bill Engvall says? Oh yeah: ‘Here’s your sign.’ These liberals really didn’t need Engvall’s sign at all. They tweeted their own ‘I’m stupid’ signs. Some wrote full-fledged low-information articles, including TPM’s Dylan Scott and the HuffPo’s Jeffrey Young.”

“7 Consecrate yourselves, therefore,
and be holy, for I am the Lord your God.
8 Keep my statutes and do them;
I am the Lord who sanctifies you. (Leviticus 20:7-8)”