Humor vampirism 013

Well, the Ford Motor Company has too much Gaul.

Ford Promises to Keep 1,000 Jobs at French Plant

“Ford Motor Co. (F) pledged to maintain 1,000 jobs for five years at a factory in southwestern France under an agreement signed Friday on aid and incentives to keep the transmission plant running.”

“You always told me to stay off the freeway.”

I-5 bridge collapse survivor whose pickup went into river,
‘You hold on as tight as you can’

“No fatalities reported after collapse of Interstate 5 bridge dumps vehicles and people into the water.”

 “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

Proof Positive: Nearly 1 In 5 Drivers Unfit For the Road

“If you’re like me, you take great delight in complaining about other drivers. There’s a guilty pleasure waiting for those of us who snipe, snarl, and generally criticize and complain about the driving habits of others. Now, we may have empirical proof that our superior driving skills ...”

“The Performance Cars of Fast & Furious 6”

Don Cheadle and Jarvis made the toys, including the Audi eTron, for Iron Man Three look awesome! (@ amctheatres) 4sq.com/10WN8bR — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) May 24, 2013

“11 Do not speak evil against one another, brothers. The one who speaks against a brother or judges his brother, speaks evil against the law and judges the law. But if you judge the law, you are not a doer of the law but a judge. 12 There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor? (James 4:11-12)”

Traveled distance was 321 miles and used 11.274 gallons. The power of maths is yours! (at @quiktrip) 4sq.com/14FaEhp — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) May 24, 2013

“14-Year-Old Girl Covers Van Halen’s ‘Eruption’”