Failure with Cling Wrap

I’m a failure with Cling Wrap. I have a love of good food, but often eat, and overeat, purely to satisfy the palate rather than my digestive system.
 

Stolen Laptop Sends Mystery Pictures from Iran

“Laptops, sadly, get stolen every day (at a rate of one every 53 seconds, according to an oft-quoted Gartner study). But not all of those bereft owners get to see the thieves ...”

A rapping flight attendant on Southwest Airlines.

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