Summary of Improv Goals 030

OK OK OK, with no reservation, scenes at
the Roving Imp will again be found on Saturday night.

‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ Will Return — Celebrate with a Hoedown!

“You remember it well: the painfully outdated animated silhouette figures, the jazzy, up-tempo stylings of Laura Hall, the mumbled introduction by host Drew Carey — it was the happiest moment of your day (if you were a lonely nerd who went to improv camp like ...”

Tonight, our hosts prove you’re never too old for a modern car and design a vehicle for the elderly. You’ve entered to win Top Gear swag.

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The 2014 Corvette Stingray: Faster, Smarter,
More Refined | Automobiles | Robb Report

“The arrival of a new Corvette has always been an occasion. From its debut at GM’s 1953 Motorama show, held in the ballroom of New York’s Waldorf-Astoria hotel, Chevy’s dynamic two-seater—America’s sports car, as it has come to be known—has always attracted attention. And this year, the model’s 60th,…”

John will tell you in all honestly that he needed a year and a half to do a passable Hoedown, which we rehearsed several times last night, and I actually found it fun. Our last Friday show for a while, ended with The Mixer, where the names of improvisers are placed in a bowl and drawn at random to participate in scenes; whether he or she is in an ensemble or merely takes classes, any improviser present may play.

Pokemans Diamond: a new region by *CSImadmax on deviantART

I have let too many days pass, so my recollection has started to fade, yet Bonita and I had the last scene. Sometime during the scene, paronomasiac Bonita said, “‘Why did the Chicken cross the Road?’ is a such fowl joke.”

I responded, “Eh, ‘F-O-U-L’ and ‘F-O-W-L,’ The only difference is the number of ‘U’s. One has a double ‘U.’”

Bonita set the scenario that we were on a date, and I said, “Well, stand-up comedians are only allowed to date stand-up comedians,” indicating that we were both terrible stand-up comedians whose only emotional connection was explaining the puns within their jokes to each other.

John assumed the character of a waiter, “Your table has been ready for twenty minutes.”

His character had a seemingly innate ability to be in the right place at the right time.