Comes the dawn, and our Doom

Enrollment for summer 2013 begins April 1 at 8:00 a.m.

“Comes... the dawn.”

“And... [Arm falls off Dinobot] ...our doom.”

Summer enrollment opens Monday morning; systems impacted

Derpy - Easter Bunny by ~UP1TER on deviantART

“Summer enrollment opens at 8 a.m. Monday, April 1.

Knowing system load is at a peak during heavy enrollment days, adjustments are being made to help with Banner and MyJCCC performance Monday morning. These changes will be in effect from 7 to 11 a.m. Monday:

‘By the time Sky-net became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the weapons they’d built to protect themselves. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, “Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death,” but I didn’t want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don’t know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never stop fighting. And I never will. The battle has just begun.’

If you have other ideas for how your area could help adjust support processes Monday morning, please contact ...”