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It's sad when people take their Formica countertops for granite.
— Grey DeLisle (@GreyDeLisle) January 8, 2013

Electronic dance music can feature, ‘tightly coiled productions with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocals,’ and Going Quantum might sarcastically ask, “Hello?”

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Kansas issues bass warning due to mercury - KansasCity.com
“State health officials are warning the public to restrict their consumption of bass because of concerns about their mercury content.”

While puns may be the lowest form of wit, “Liberals are Hypocrites,” and an interesting story is made when they, themselves, realize this truth.

John Carpenter’s Wonderbolt Academy by *PixelKitties on deviantART

Current situation: Staffers talk about first meeting with Al Jazeera
“Just call him Al Gorezeera.”

♫ If Sylvia Plath were alive today, she’d put her head in a microwave oven ♪

Weirdos by ~RodolfoMushi on deviantART

The Never-Ending Class Warfare Crusade
“The most-viewed post in the history of this blog is the ‘riding in the wagon’ cartoon, but the post that has received the highest number of star-ratings is my video on class warfare. I ...”

I actually saw Timecop, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, in a theater on Sunday, October 9, 1994, the day to which his character returns in the film!

Stephen King’s Sleepless in Ponyville by *PixelKitties on deviantART

CURL: Obama supporters shocked, angry at new tax increases
“Sometimes, watching a Democrat learn something is wonderful, like seeing the family dog finally sit and stay at your command.”

“A philosopher and team of physicists imagine that we might actually be living inside a computer-generated universe that you could call, The Lattice.”

Interrogation by *mysticalpha on deviantART

The Four Pains of a New Idea
“Not everything new is good for you. At least it won’t feel that way. Even it’s good for you it won’t be good for everyone. Maybe, in time, people will welcome the change but not always. Maybe, in...”

“I could feel myself fading away, like Greg Kinnear.”