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With my sister Kimberly as a witness, I am driving the speed limit, but people on the highway have lately been aggressively passing my car; they at least use the turn signal.

Scientific breakthrough: Physicists at CERN have recorded particles moving faster than light
“Looks like Einstein may have been wrong — An international team of scientists at CERN has just announced that they've recorded neutrino particles traveling faster than the speed of light.”

If the event in any way resembles those in Steins; Gate, then we may cause for concern (see what I did there?).

STEINS;GATE
“Watch the latest episodes of STEINS;GATE on Crunchyroll now. Steins; Gate follows an eclectic group of individuals who have the ability to send text messages to the past. However throughout their experimentation process, an organization named SERN who has been doing their own research on time travel...”

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If The New Facebook Was Honest…
“Big week for Mark Zuckerberg: Music Intergration with Spotify! A F8 keynote about the Timeline profile pages and subscribers! Oh, and that overhaul of ...”

Twitter / NBC: “1. Do you know who the new manager of #TheOffice is? 2. Have you ever tried planking? WATCH: ...”

Meet the New Boss
“The Scranton branch has big news: a new boss, new babies on the way, a new catchphrase and a new craze that’s begging to be nipped in the bud.”

Konata says, “Good Job!”