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Not unlike Rowling and Harry Potter, Maverick Records got to choose the birthday of Alanis Morissette, and she does not understand irony. Is the first step admitting that one has a problem?

Irony : Grammar Girl :: Quick and Dirty Tips ™
“Get Grammar Girl’s take on irony. Learn the difference between ironic and coincidental and learn how to properly use irony.”

The 3 Most Common Uses of Irony - The Oatmeal

The obligatory courtesy smile
“Humans are such funny creatures. We have all these social niceties and some of the ‘rules’ in place are rather odd. Something I wish didn’t need to exist is that weird smile - sometimes an accompanying...”

A Range Rover Sport was in the left lane and my Chevy Cavalier was in the right lane. We both signaled and entered the middle lane on College Boulevard. Now, if only Congress could do the same.

Japan cheers U.S. debt deal | ksdk.com
“Tokyo, Japan (CNN) - A compromise was reached on the United States’ debt ceiling debate Sunday night. However, Americans are not the only ones breathing a sigh of relief. Investors in Japan were among those thrilled with the news.”

Holler! I BUY SAUSAGE!

Regular Show | Free Games and Videos | Cartoon Network
“Two best friends try to turn their regular, boring jobs into exciting adventures.”

Twitter / PickupTrucks: “Chrysler is providing San Francisco with 14 Plug-in Hybrid Ram 1500 pickups as part of a three year evaluation program.” ... May these be more successful than the Chevy Silverado and GMC equivalent.

Chevrolet Tahoe Hybrid Named 2008 Green Car of the Year | GreenCar.com
“Chevy Tahoe Hybrid is Green Car of the Year. The 2008 Chevrolet Tahoe Hybrid - the first General Motors vehicle to use the company’s all-new...”

“Modern Hyundai cars, the Ford Fiesta and Ford Focus - they all look like electric shavers.”

Top 10: Body Hair Mistakes
“From Bigfoot to Burt Reynolds, avoid looking like these hairy horror shows.”

Twitter / jeffalopolis: “( * )( * ) I decided to add boobs to the beginning of my tweets to make people pay attention; it works so well for horror movies.”

The debt-ceiling deal: The dangers of overreach - Right Turn - The Washington Post
“The debt-ceiling saga (Do we get T-shirts ‘I survived the debt ceiling crisis of ‘11’?) is replete with warnings about overreach.”

Twitter / jeffalopolis: “I’ve said it before: Technology is the new religion; everyone worships a certain company and irrationally hates other device users.” ... The secondary obligations for which I could become volunteered are a prime reason I do not go to church. Well, you know my political leanings.