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Had that honor belonged to Julia Roberts?

World’s Tallest Female Dog Is Nova, A Great Dane
“Move over Marmaduke, here’s Mama Duke! Nova, a Great Dane, who’s 2 feet, 11.51 inches tall is the world's tallest female dog, according to Guinness World Records.”

I must be thinking about Sarah Jessica Parker...

South Park: The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs - No Deeper Meaning
“The boys fight to get Scrotie’s tale banned.”

Keira Knightley has much in common with the siege of Troy;

she is a wooden horse, like your girlfriend.

Seeing things the horse’s way
“Several years ago, I spent time with Gunther Gebel-Williams, the celebrated Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey animal trainer. I watched in awe as this intensely charismatic man played with a cage full of lions and tigers as if they were so many household cats. His assistant, standing next to me, to...”

Twitter / Lindsay Ellis: “So Tommy Wiseau is developing a play based on The Room. The Room will come to Broadway (according to reliable Tommy) #youhearditherefirst”

Trey Parker And Matt Stone On Their Broadway Hit Musical 'The Book Of Mormon' : NPR
“Trey Parker and Matt Stone talk about The Book of Mormon, their blasphemous, hilarious and oddly endearing Broadway hit, which leads the Tony nominations field this year — and will probably go down in history as the only Broadway musical ever to combine Mormons, Uganda, filthy language and a chorus...”

Diagram of Geek Culture [Infographic] ... Hang on Woody!

Good News, Everyone! Clips From Futuramas Return
“Back in 2009, 20th Century Fox announced that Comedy Central ordered 26 episodes of cult sci-fi comedy Futurama. The first 13 aired starting in June 2010 and now the second set of 13 are debuting June 23, 2011.”

Don’t miss the sizzling hot season five premiere of Burn Notice tonight at 9/8c! Michael works with his old agency to bring down the people who burned him.