Tomorrow is the day of fools

The 20 Best Sports Sedans of All Time

“With a perfect blend of practicality, elegance, and face-melting speed, the right sports sedan takes you everywhere, from your routine to the regatta to the racetrack, in one do-everything package. Jamie Lincoln Kitman gives you his picks for the best ever...”

Back in my day, like your girlfriend, two 612 Scaglietti cars from Ferrari toured China, and were also featured in a story in GQ:

2005 Ferrari 612 Scaglietti - Tour of China
“Ferrari has had a natural association with the race track since the first Prancing Horse competed in 1947 and since then has been inextricably linked with the leading circuits across the world. It is, however, slightly more unusual to associate...”

My job is more than reviewing Family Guy quotes in Internet Explorer or Mozilla Firefox. Tuesday was the day for mopping up:

“Throughout the week of Spring Break a technician from Laser Equipment, our re-manufactured toner vendor, along with an IS staff member, will be visiting offices across campus to clean office printers.”

Twitter /chadmaag: “Today is opening day for major league baseball. That means only 120 more games until we need to start caring about baseball.”

ESPN - OTL: Why You Should Care About Cricket - E-ticket
“E-ticket: Wright Thompson goes on the road with the Indian national team, chasing the soul of the game.”

Our Exclusive Nude Pictorial Of The Cars Of NASCAR

1947-2010 Federal Government Revenues vs. Spending | Intellectual Takeout (ITO)
“The chart above, published by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis shows in blue the United States’ tax revenues. The red line indicates the United States expenditures or spending. As can be seen in the chart, expenditures by the government have far outpaced tax revenues. The overspending results ...”

Twitter / Mignon Fogarty: “Tomorrow is the day of fools, so the correct spelling is April Fools’ Day.”

Schumer Coordinates Dem Budget Attack on GOP | Susan Ferrechio | Beltway Confidential | Washington Examiner
“Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., a member of the Democratic Senate leadership, got on a conference call with reporters Tuesday morning without realizing the reporters were already listening in. Schumer thought he was on a private line with four Democratic senators who were to talk with reporters about ...”

Is the Congress not composed of attorneys?

GM Sues Car Hauler for Holding Camaros Hostage - LSXTV.com
“It takes a lot to deliver cars from Detroit to dealerships across America. Unfortunately, GM has run into a snafu with one of its transportation contractors, resulting in over 1,700 cars, including many paid-for Camaros, being held hostage by the car hauler.”

♪ You Can’t Always Get What You Want ♪

Speaker Boehner: Republicans Are Fighting for the Largest Possible Spending Cuts | Speaker of the House
“House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) once again urged Senate Democrats to pass a bill or produce a credible plan to cut spending and keep the government running for the rest of the fiscal year. Boehner noted that it’s been 40 days since the House passed H.R. 1, and said that Republicans will ...”

Media Research Center, look at the defamatory way the liberal media describe the Tea Party in their summary.

Boehner To Tea Partiers: ‘We Can’t Impose Our Will’ On Democrats
“Boehner’s got a tough message to sell to rabid conservatives: We can’t impose our will on Democrats.”

I am very cross right now. After going to the CVS and the Schlotzsky’s in the City of Mission, I can accept that the comment from Carl was inevitable:

“Chris, Cross? Will make you... Jump Jump!”