Web Wanderings 020

On March 12, I will not be missing one show at the Roving Imp Theater for another at the Westport Coffee House; The ‘Roving’ Roving Imp Night and Improv Thunderdome. Season 7, Round 3 occur at the same coordinates in space, yet slightly different coordinates in time.

In Back to the Future,
the Doc is flying the DeLorean:
“That was a close one, Marty.
I almost bought the farm.”

The ACRE Company - Farms For Sale - Farm Auctions - Iowa Minnesota
“The Acre Company Farm Real Estate, Auctions and Commercial Property. Interested in owning some great farmland call Jon Hjelm”

Marty responds, “Well, be careful.
You don’t want to get struck by lightning!”

Do you live under a rock? - GEICO Commercial
“Could switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance? What, do you live under a rock?”

Those who know me well know that I live under a rock.

Like us, early humans ran the gamut - Holy Kaw!
“Although they did not act modern, new evidence suggests humans living in East Africa 200,000 years ago were as complex in their behavior as humans living today.”

Sunday night at Bar West, the anglers were not as interesting or funny as BASSPROV.

The walk - Hanson (Zachary) (Live)
In response to the creative endeavors of my friend Zach Colt-McMahon, a friend shared this link. After a minute and a half, the song had neither began, nor had the lyrics become intelligible to me.

My Chevy Cavalier posted 26.331 miles per gallon or 8.900 liters per 100 kilometers.

New drilling techniques tap into vast U.S. oil reserves | Grand Forks Herald | Grand Forks, ND
“A new drilling technique is opening up vast fields of previously out-of-reach oil, helping reverse a two-decade decline in domestic production of crude. Companies are investing billions of dollars to get at oil deposits scattered across North Dakota, Colorado, Texas and California.”

I was shopping for my mother at Hy-Vee, and I was unable to find Diet Sunkist Soda in 500-ml bottles, but I was able at Hen House.

Daytona International Speedway joins Drive to End Hunger, Donates all Extra Food from Daytona 500
“On behalf of Drive to End Hunger, AARP and AARP Foundation’s nationwide initiative to end hunger among older Americans, four-time Sprint Cup Series Champion Jeff Gordon and Daytona International Speedway President Joie Chitwood III today announced that Daytona International Speedway will donate all...”

Family Circus never was funny, and I have always thought that guilt was one of the ‘things that women invented.’

Top 10 things that women invented - Holy Kaw!
“Necessity may be the mother of invention, but many inventors are also mothers. By the end of the 20th century, female inventors held 10 percent of all patents -- a disparity indicating the hurdles women faced in receiving credit for their ideas.”

Okay, because I earlier forgot, I had to pay Verizon Wireless on-line. Because I cannot be the only one to answer, Deep Dish™ would also say hello.

Darla Jaye phone call in support of Ben Hodge for JCCC Board
Darla Jaye calls voters in support of Benjamin Hodge for Johnson County Community College Board of Trustees.”

From Top Gear on BBC America, I learned more about the VW-owned, and Czech-made Škoda Yeti than about the Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet in the same episode!