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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Where was this 006

For the following link, Christopher Hurt thanks Sheri Strykowski, who is a fan of the Search Engine Journal, just like my friend John Paul Aguiar and I.
What is Spam? – Visualized | Search Engine Journal
“A few weeks ago we’ve published a fun post on How Social Media Sites Are Fighting Spam. One of our ...”
Christopher Hurt tried to embed the preceding image, but the HTML failed.
Keep Wikipedia Free - Wikimedia Foundation
“Let’s just say some of the business types were skeptical of the notion that volunteers from all across the world could come together to create a remarkable pool of human knowledge – all for the simple purpose of sharing.”
Christopher Hurt would like to have some words with the owner of this operation:
“International Trading Company is looking for Branch Manager.

Some information about offered vacancy:

No special experience is required for this position. Full/Part time. Contract.

Requirements:

- Resident of the USA.
- Must be responsible & conscientious.
- Adults only accepted (we cannot hire underage people);

Salary:

Within the trial period 4 weeks you will be paid 5% commission.
Minimal monthly commission during trial is around 1,000.00 USD.
After it your starting base pay salary will be 2,450.00 USD monthly plus the same 5% commission as in a probationary period.

Performance Bonuses:

Up to 3% of your annual gross wage, paid quarterly by your choice of check or direct deposit.

Benefits:

Health, dental, life and disability insurance {will be provided after 60 days of employment}.
Sick leave.
Vacation and personal day.

Please do not respond directly to this e-mail. This is an automated message and the originating e-mail account is not monitored.


Send your application.


One of our managers will contact you shorlty.

Thank you for reading this document.”
Needless to say, but Christopher Hurt removed the return address from the previous message, which would have likely interested Michael Scott.
System Hacking
“I’m writing this from a Doctor’s waiting room. When I approached the desk, I told the lady behind the counter a quick joke. She immediately changed body language, smiled broadly, and gave me what I needed. I’ve watched several other people shuffle up to her, mumble out their names, and look blankly.”
Christopher Hurt did not find this on Mashable - Mobile, but this is good news for this user of the Motorola Droid 2.
Woz predicts Android will be dominant smartphone platform - Holy Kaw!
“Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak sat down with Dutch-language newspaper De Telegraaf to share his thoughts on the battle for smartphone supremacy. Never one to hold back on his opinions, Woz revealed that he believes Android will eventually dominate, much in the same way Windows took over the PC scene.”
I am Free Enterprise because a support small business. Christopher Hurt quotes Garfield, “Your business is our pleasure, your pleasure is our business, and our pleasure is none of your business.”
Sleeping with TV on linked to depression - Holy Kaw!
“Exposure to dim lights when it should be dark may contribute to depression. The research, which involved hamsters, adds to growing evidence in both animals and people that exposure to even dim lights at night can lead to all sorts of negative health consequences, including breast cancer, sleep disorders...”
That quote was actually from a TV commercial in a Garfield special, which might still be recorded on VHS tape somewhere.
♫ All... my... cats... ride a lolrider... ♫
The incredible 80-gigapixel, 360-degree panoramic photo of London
“It is so detailed that the photographers even had to censor one image which they described as ‘naughty’.”
A lesson of the worse sort is trying to follow a Greek discussion including the topic of flat-bottom girls.

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