Web Wanderings 012

Christopher Hurt likes the kind of pages that one can find by following Facebook ads.

Welcome to MelissaDrifts.com!
“So I’ve been getting a lot of questions regarding the Godspeed Turbos… Sooooo here’s what I’ve got so far. I’ve had the T28s on the car for about a month so far, I daily drive the car, drive it to LA from San Diego about once a week, take it to Arizona from San Diego about once a month.”

Christopher Hurt thinks that this might interest at least Chad Maag, and perhaps Sheri Strykowski.

I have PSD
“Photoshop dexterity (PSD) is a skillset acquired by proficient users of Adobe Photoshop, the world’s most ubiquitous digital tool for creating visual ideas. Qualities of PSD include supernatural powers of imagination and an overwhelming desire to constantly make the world more beautiful.”

Guy Kawasaki reveals another way that the world is constantly being made more beautiful:

Czech women seek designer vaginae - Holy Kaw!
“Nips and tucks, augmentations and suctions have expanded to below the belt, and we’re not just talking about butt implants. A plastic surgeon in the Czech Republic has seen an uptick in the number of women seeking so-called designer vaginae, Dr. Svatopluk Svoboda, who studied genital plastic surgeries.”

Because of my involuntary celibacy and my unwillingness to internationally travel, I doubt that I will ever actually see a physical example thereof, and I actually allowed the spell check to correct the plural form thereof.

the definition of thereof - Dictionary.com
“Thereof definition, of that or it. See more.”

Christopher Hurt supposes that Hyundai is again putting the Ford Motor Company on notice.

Twitter / Adam Barrera: The EG Civic is my benchmark ...
“The EG Civic is my benchmark for small-sedan beauty. The first ‘New Edge’ Focus was arresting, too. That new Elantra might reset my compass.”

While watching the Discovery Channel, Christopher Hurt finds the hosts of MythBusters to be highly entertaining.

Mom & Pop Culture: 10 Great TV Role Models for Kids
“They’re geeky. They’re curious. And they’re relentlessly creative in their pursuit of such elusive truths as the relative difficulty of shooting fish in a barrel, the potential benefits of playing dead during a shark attack, and the effects of the color red on the mood of bulls.”

I see their work in frappes becoming more popular, like your girlfriend.

Almost Otaku: Steampunk - - Genre or Fashion Statement? - Anime Vice
“What? You don’t just walk around with a top hat and aviator’s goggles?”

Thanks, Auto123.

James Bond’s Aston Martin DB5 meets 2011 DB9
“Read this car news article from Thursday, October 28, 2010. As reported by Aston Martin Gaydon, U.K. Ahead of the RM auction of the only remaining James Bond DB5 that features.”

Kitto I must write a disclaimer about the strong language that will appear in this post.

I am disappointed in the way Shit My Dad Says was adapted for broadcast on CBS.

Twitter / Justin: ‘He’s a politician. It’s ...
“‘He’s a politician. It’s like being a hooker. You can’t be one unless you can pretend to like people while you’re fucking them.’”

Christopher Hurt finds truth in the following statement:

Robots With Guns Are the Pentagon’s Equivalent of Booth Babes
“The Army is holding a military hardware jamboree in our nation’s capital, and like any trade show, companies want attention. But rather than hiring flirty models, Northrop Grumman is showing off a gun-toting robot they don’t even actually sell.”

Better things are on the way for your afternoon.

Twitter / Brandon Mendelson: Oprah pledged that on her ...
“Oprah pledged that on her channel you won’t hear anyone called a bitch. Discriminating against people with cerebral palsy? Still acceptable.”

If I enjoyed “Hare Hare Yukai” and Dr Pepper this morning, like your girlfriend, but I was disappointed by the Hot Pockets, then the goal of her organdie was achieved.