Yo’ mama is so drunk

Yo’ mama is so drunk, when she goes to night school, they mark her absinthe, like your girlfriend.

2011 Subaru WRX lineup configurator now online — Autoblog
“It’s time for X-Games fetishists and lovers of sideways, dirt-slinging action to get excited – the 2011 Subaru WRX is one-step closer.”

Christopher Hurt gets to go to the Kansas State Fair to see Sam Brownback in the gu·ber·na·to·ri·al debate in Hutchinson on Saturday! Thanks, Denton!

Chaitin, Algorithmic Irreducibility in a Cellular Automata Universe
“There are two kinds of algorithmic irreducibility: time irreducibility as in Wolfram [1], and information irreducibility as in Chaitin [2,3] and Calude [4]. In the first case, a physical system for which there are no computational shortcuts, for which the quickest way to see what the system does is just to run it. In the second case, a string of bits for which there is no theory more compact than being given the string of bits directly as is. In other words, there is no program for calculating the string of bits that is substantially smaller than the string of bits itself.”

..I have no idea what that meant; this was the result of a search, which was inspired by captcha.

Disney princesses as superheros - Holy Kaw!
“What would happen if Disney princesses stopped putting up with the BS dealt out by Prince Charming? Answer: They’d pick up a subscription to Ms. and swap out their flowy fu-fu attire for tight-fighting superhero gear. Gorgeous ass-kicking can commence in 3…2…”

“How ironic, by leading us to this planet, the Autobots have sealed their own doom.”

Johnson County Emergency Management & Homeland Security
“Johnson County Emergency Management & Homeland Security is based in Olathe, Kansas. The Johnson County Emergency Management and Homeland Security office has made a concerted effort to increase the presence of emergency management and community preparedness. We focus on preparing for, responding to, recovering from and mitigating the impact of crises, major emergencies and disasters within the community. Our information is available for everyone, not just county residents. We encourage people everywhere to take action and prepare for disasters.”

Monday was Labor Day, and the College was closed. Each day this week, except for Wednesday, I have been feeling tired and seditious, with or without Glenn Beck, like your girlfriend.