Two Best Sisters Play

Much time has passed since I last attended Planet Comicon, and because We Won’t Fly, I’ll have to miss Gala-con, for which The Living Tombstone produced the following.

Cartoon - Vinyl and Canni go to GalaCon ‘14

“GalaCon ‘14 - 2nd/3rd August, 2014 ... Animated by CrikeyDave ~ Crowd Funding”

Audio you are about to see is Two Best Friends Play Persona 4;
their faces have been changed to Princess Luna, and Princess Celestia.

Two Best Sisters Play - Persona 4

“Pat’s favorite episode! Two Best Friends Play - Persona 4 ...”

“For it is God which worketh in you both to will
and to do of his good pleasure. (Philippians 2:13)”

Two Best Sisters Play... by Br0ny on deviantART

Two Best Sisters Play - Pokémon Snap

“Instead of typical fruit, our team ridiculously tosses Apple products. Two Best Friends Play Episode; Two Best Friends Play Channel; My Channel ...”

“20 Behold, I stand at the door and knock.
If anyone hears my voice and opens the door,
I will come in to him and eat with him,
and he with me. (Revelation 3:20)”

The Closer

To install Java, one must agree, “to ensure compliance with U.S.
and foreign export, import, and customs regulations.”

‘60 Minutes’ shocked to find 8-inch floppies drive nuclear deterrent

“Air Force says archaic systems aid cyber security of Minuteman missiles.”

“14 You are the light of the world.
A city set on a hill cannot be hidden.
15 Nor do people light a lamp and put it under a basket,
but on a stand, and it gives light to all in the house.
16 In the same way, (Matthew 5:14-16)
let your light shine before others,
so that they may see your good works
and give glory to your Father who is in heaven.”

Sailor Moon | enica [pixiv]

Research shows strategic thinking strengthens intellectual capacity

“Strategy-based cognitive training has the potential to enhance cognitive performance and spill over to real-life benefit according to a data-driven perspective article by the Center for Brain-health at The University of Texas at Dallas published in the open-access journal Frontiers in Systems Neuroscience…”

Last night, before Bonner Springs Toastmasters, the general manager called to ask me to be The Closer, from which Major Crimes was spun, and starred Mary McDonnell, who also played president and strategic thinker in Battlestar Galactica.

Is the Order a Rabbit?

I only ever remember one line from Mitch Hedberg’s
special on Comedy Central Stand-Up.

“Employee Was Told He Could Print Anything on Customer Receipts ...”

“26 Likewise the Spirit helps us in our weakness.
For we do not know what to pray for as we ought,
but the Spirit himself intercedes for us
with groanings too deep for words. (Romans 8:26)”

“Here, here” | Teru Bow [pixiv]

‘Star Wars: Episode VII’: Meet the new cast ….! | EW.com
“Millions of voices suddenly cried out. We have our new Star Wars cast. New to the galaxy far, far away are John Boyega, Daisy Ridley,...”

I am scheduled to host the Table Topics at Bonner Springs Toastmasters.

There is no Spoon

Tornado watch issued until 7:00 p.m. central time, on April 27, 2014 for the JCCC area. Please monitor changing weather conditions.

No Yellowstone mega-eruption coming, experts say

“Yellowstone National Park are fighting viral rumors of an impending, cataclysmic eruption of a mega-volcano slumbering at the US Western preserve known for its geothermal features.”

“There is no spoon.”

13 Worst Predictions Made on Earth Day, 1970

“Ricochet.com Editor and FreedomWorks contributor Jon Gabriel looks back at 13 of the most dire predictions made when Earth Day debuted in 1970.”

My family subscribes to DirecTV, and the rain stopped tonight
before BBC America is showing The Matrix,
and yesterday as the new episode of My Little Pony:
Friendship is Magic began on the Hub Network.

Post by Fluttershy.

Have Bad Vision? Simple Trick Allows You to See Clearly Without Glasses

“A new video posted on a popular YouTube channel Sunday provides individuals with bad vision a simple trick allowing them to see clearly without glasses.”

“24 Now to him who is able to keep you from stumbling
and to present you blameless before the presence of his glory with great joy,
25 to the only God, our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord,
be glory, majesty, dominion, and authority,
before all time and now and forever. Amen. (Jude 1:24-25)”

Warrior-horse A by astarothathros on deviantART

Context is Everything

Chapter 5 .64.020 prohibits solicitation in Overland Park.

ABC, NBC Solicit Caroline Kennedy to Endorse Hillary Clinton for President

“President Obama is currently on a week-long tour of Asia and all three networks took the opportunity to promote the tenure of Caroline Kennedy, the U.S. Ambassador to Japan. On Thursday April 24, all three morning shows sat down with Kennedy and heaped praise on the long-time Democrat.”

“I’ll take ‘Explicit Media Bias’ for $500, Alex.”

The death of the Sunday shows

“The Sunday morning shows once occupied a sacred space in American politics. Today, many influential Washington players can’t even remember the last time they watched. The public affairs shows — ‘Meet The Press,’ ‘Face The Nation,’ and ‘This Week’…”

“Career experts shed light on missteps we make without even realizing,
whether at the office or in the trenches of a job hunt.”

Kawfee by IchibanGravity on deviantART

They should stick with music commentary...

“Rolling Stone’s ‘6 Studies That Show Everything Republicans Believe is Wrong’ is Just Laughable”

“Comparison with Full Video of what Cliven Bundy actually Said,
is starting to look like another clear case of left-wing media bias.”

10 Charts Show How ‘Racist’ America Really Is

“America is making progress on racial issues, but ‘progressives’ may be undermining it ...”

“These were not the answers you were looking for, were they, CNN?”

Star Wars Day Attack Ad: Say No to May the 4th

“A special message that reveals the ugly truth about May the 4th, also known as Star Wars Day.”

“91:1 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High
will abide in the shadow of the Almighty.
2 I will say to the Lord, My refuge and my fortress,
my God, in whom I trust. (Psalm 91:1-2)”

Stand, buy, and wait for a Miracle

Because I started a new job, I had to today forsake an assembling together of the Anime Club of JCCC. of which only two remain for this academic year. Curiously, a friend on Facebook shared a link to Off Our Rocker Cosplay - OORC.

Except on THIS perfect date, I'm wearing a scarf. pic.twitter.com/NLPgh66RnA — Caroline Moss (@socarolinesays) April 25, 2014

“25 They asked him, Then why are you baptizing,
if you are neither the Christ, nor Elijah, nor the Prophet?
26 John answered them, I baptize with water,
but among you stands one you do not know. . . . (John 1:25-26)”

I do ze DRINK | Ray_ cat’s [pixiv]

‘KanColle’ Anime Scheduled For This Summer?

“Earlier in the week, an NHK net buzz segment mentioned that historical warship girl phenomenon ‘KanColle’ was generating more social media chatter than US President Obama’s visit to Japan. In the coverage of that report at J-Cast was the a mention that the web browser game based multi-media franchise …”

“10 The name of the Lord is a strong tower;
the righteous man runs into it and is safe. (Proverbs 18:10)”

Penultimate lock of Life

Nearly a year ago, I wrote Egocentric Universe: ultimate lock of life.

Learn How Identity Thieves Steal Information

“When it comes to identity theft, the first step in protecting yourself is how thieves steal your information. Their schemes range from old-school scams to high-tech techniques.”

“28 Whoever trusts in his riches will fall,
but the righteous will flourish like a green leaf. (Proverbs 11:28)”

Cuddle me by RainbowDashie on deviantART

LIFE-LOCK Mobile Alert

“You have 1 alert that requires your attention.
Please log onto LIFE-LOCK to review your alerts.”

Someone took out a payday loan in my name. Earlier in the day, just before one in the afternoon, I received a call from Cash Central to confirm available funds for a payment to begin in a few days, so let my financial institution know to put a watch on my account, and I responded Life-Lock this evening.

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‘I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought,
but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.’

“Judge Andrew Napolitano discussed what might happen next in the Nevada ranch standoff, saying he doesn’t know what Harry Reid was hinting at with his remark, but he’s ‘a little fearful’ about what could be in the works.”

Reid: ‘We Are a Nation of Laws, Not of Men and Women’

“(CNS News) – It may not be tomorrow, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) says ‘something will happen’ to force a Nevada rancher to obey a court order to stop grazing his cattle on federal land and pay his grazing fees. ‘It’s obvious that you can’t just walk away from this,’ Reid said in .…”

Don’t miss out - Apply now at JCCC Scholarship, for priority deadline is May 1.

Lawmakers Unveil Plan to Liberate Western Lands and Evict Feds

“Liberty-minded elected officials from Western states are coming together with citizens to take action in defense of the Constitution and the West.”

Because they have never used a corded telephone, “a group of Harvard researchers stumbled upon a surprising discovery: the hemihelix, a shape rarely seen in nature.”

Hundreds of genetic mutations found
in healthy blood of a super-centenarian

“Genetic mutations are commonly studied because of links to diseases such as cancer; however, little is known about mutations occurring in healthy individuals. In a study published online in Genome Research, researchers detected over 400 mutations in healthy blood cells of a 115-year-old woman, …”

“21 And he said, Naked I came from my mother’s womb, and naked shall I return. The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord. (Job 1:21)”

Leek’s Happy Birthday | Give me to Ri (∩ 8 ∩) [pixiv]

Book Five² + Three¹

Book Five

Watch A Girl Grow From Zero To 14 In Four Minutes

“Dutch photographer Frans Hofmeester released the latest montage of his 14-year-old daughter, whom he’s filmed every week since birth, and it’s both delightful and heart-wrenching. ”

“107:1 Oh give thanks to the Lord, for he is good,
for his steadfast love endures forever! (Psalm 107:1)”

Study | Samail [pixiv]

The Crystal Faire is to lift the spirits of the Crystal Ponies, so they can activate the Crystal Heart. pic.twitter.com/HzWgZLKEsY — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) April 23, 2014

‘Monkeys can do math,’ say scientists,
‘and can figure age of my sister from the title.’

“After returning to civilisation and access to my laptop this morning I wanted to write my next blog post as soon as I could. After I had a lovely week at home, 12 Strangers Sing ‘Happy Birthday’, which passed by far too quickly.”

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“While remaining on a localized level through Tuesday,
severe weather will ramp up across the Plains on Wednesday.”

“Lisa Teachman is joining KCTV5 as a meteorologist and traffic reporter. She debuts on It’s Your Morning next week.”

“34 Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow,
for tomorrow will be anxious for itself.
Sufficient for the day is its own trouble. (Matthew 6:34)”

She likes this... fun by StardustXIII on deviantART

Kansas City 2020: Part II

“On March 27, the longtime chief counsel for the Johnson County Board of Commissioners, Don Jarrett, met with county commissioners in the basement of the ...”

“Neil Patrick Harris yells at fan during ‘Hedwig’ performance”

50 Years Into the War on Poverty, Hardship Hits Back

“McDowell County, W.Va., has been a public face of hardship for more than a half-century. But today, it is burdened with a different, less tractable kind of poverty.”

“Heavy-handed police bring ‘Minority Report’ to life,
‘I’m White Trash, and I’m in Trouble?!?’”

Now isn’t that a story worth a hearin’?

♪ While that smooth talker’s / kissin’ My Girl, I’m just kissin’ DiRT. ♪

There’s a BioShock Infinite Easter Egg in This Week’s My Little Pony

“Do you see them? This is exactly why I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.”

“11 Reasons Men Love Women” are among the following.

The Most Astounding Cosplay from WonderCon: Day 2!

“And the hits just keep on coming. Comic-Con may have Tom Hiddleston playing Loki live on stage, but WonderCon has some of the best cosplay we’ve ever seen. Saturday’s cosplay focused on gender-swapped characters, clever puns, and some pretty deep cuts. See for yourself!”

“2 Like newborn infants, (1 Peter 2:2-3)
long for the pure spiritual milk,
that by it you may grow up into salvation
3 if indeed you have tasted that the Lord is good.”

Twin Tina | speed of sound dog [pixiv]

Click here to watch this video and write a comment

“People With Down Syndrome Dance To ‘Happy’ To Celebrate World Down Syndrome Day”

I’ve Benedictine, but I grew in to a vaguely responsible adult.

Pure Auditory Nostalgia: Over 40 Minutes of Cartoon Sound Effects

“Here now for your aural pleasure are 42 minutes and 29 seconds of sound effects from vintage Warner Bros. cartoons. This is highly concentrated auditory nostalgia, delivered right to your ear-holes.”

“Now isn’t that a story worth a hearin’?”

I Have Other Truths to Tell You

“Two terrible lounge singers (Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman) get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the CIA, the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his ...”

Easter Is Not Named After Ishtar, And Other Truths I Have To Tell You
“If there is one thing that drives me absolutely bananas, it’s people spreading misinformation via social media under the guise of ‘educating’. I’ve seen this happen in several ways - through ...”

“Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection,
and the life: he that believeth in me,
though he were dead, yet shall he live:
And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die.
Believest thou this? (John 11:25-26)”

Fluttershy Gala Costume Design by StephanieChateau on deviantART

Wheel in the Sky

♪ Ooh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’ / I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow ♪

The Wrong Side of the Wall by NightOfAccordionSax on deviantART

Sebelius says she’s not interested in Senate run | Wichita Eagle

“Kathleen Sebelius, the soon-to-be former secretary of the Health and Human Services Department, said through a spokeswoman Thursday that she was not interested in running for the Senate in Kansas, despite recent entreaties from Democrats.”

How does the author for Eagle Eye keep getting work?

Transcendence Has Some of the Dumbest Smart People We’ve Ever Seen

“What went wrong with Transcendence? This movie was supposed to be the new science-fiction hotness. An original story-line about artificial intelligence and brain-uploading, the directorial debut of Chris Nolan’s cinematographer Wally Pfister, a great cast... and yet, it’s getting widely panned. Why did the A.I. revolution fail?”

“Reid Doubles Down: Calls Bundy Supporters ‘Violent Terrorist Wannabes’ (Video)”

Dinesh D’Souza Reveals How Bundy Supporters
Are Responding To Being Labeled ‘Domestic Terrorists’

“Filmmaker Dinesh D’Souza traveled to Cliven Bundy’s ranch in Bunkerville, Nev., on Friday to embark on a ‘fact-finding’ mission. Prior to attending a ‘big rally’ made up of hundreds of the cattle rancher’s supporters, D’Souza planned to talk to some of the people who Sen. Harry Reid (D-Nev.) has ...”

“Fox News’ senior judicial analyst, Judge Andrew Napolitano, explained on TheBlaze TV’s Dana Friday how the federal government managed to snatch ‘defeat out of the jaws of victory’ on the controversial Nevada rancher case.”

Transcendence

The idea of Transcendence is a part of literary romanticism.

Kansas JCC holds ‘unity service’ after shooting attack

“Jews and Christians gather to pay respects to the victims; US attorney general urges crowd to embrace ‘tikkun olam’.”

“15 And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts,
to which indeed you were called in one body.
And be thankful. (Colossians 3:15)”

MLP:FiM- Sisters by toughtink on deviantART

Mohammed Whitaker charged with Kansas City highway shootings

“KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters-Baker announced that Mohammed Pedro Whitaker, 27, has been charged with 18 felony counts related to 12 shooting incidents on Kansas City ...”

“But he was wounded for our transgressions,
he was bruised for our iniquities:
the chastisement of our peace was upon him;
and with his stripes we are healed. (Isaiah 53:5)”

Wub a Dub Dub

Monday, April 14, I went to the meeting of Bonner Springs Toastmasters,
where I had volunteered to give an ‘Icebreaker’ speech, in which I was authentic.

Sumner Academy named top Kansas school by Washington Post

“KANSAS CITY, Kan. -- A Kansas City, Kansas high school is getting national recognition. According to the Washington Post, Sumner Academy of Arts and Science is one of America’s most challenging ...”

“28 And now, little children, abide in him, so that when he appears we may have confidence and not shrink from him in shame at his coming. (1 John 2:28)”

Poor Vinyl Scratch :'( by TheMultiMaker1 on deviantART

First lady to speak at Topeka schools’ graduation on May 17

“That’s as dumb a worksheet as I’ve ever seen. Do you want your kids going to this Nebraska elementary school?”

A few years ago, I noted when the Ford Mustang turned 40, and Jennifer Garner had a birthday. She became 42 today, so Douglas Adams might suggest a change to Molly B.

Was "Hitchhiker's" right? Element 42 at undersea vents may be an answer to life & how it arose on Earth http://t.co/hBZOZQExdt — NASA JPL (@NASAJPL) April 15, 2014

“Full version of PON3 - ‘Wub a Dub Dub’ available on cdbaby, iTunes, and Amazon MP3.”

Post by Adult Swim.

Boot to the Head™

♪ Boot To The Head, yeah, yeah ♪

Train Conductor Kicks Selfie-Taking Douche In The Head

“The conductor’s kick was for that guy’s own good. Better to be kicked in the head than ran over by a train.”

“Accept no substitutes. Four guys from Canada who decided to use their super-humour powers for good rather than evil. For those who are thinking, ‘Hmm the Frantics, sounds familiar,’ you might be familiar with our copyrighted catch phrase, ‘Boot to the Head™.’”

You asked, JCCC listened - Johnson County Community College

“JCCC students told us they were tired of getting up at 8:00 a.m. to enroll in classes. Sometimes they had to miss work. Sometimes they had to skip class. And sometimes they even attempted to enroll in the next semester’s classes while they were IN class.”

Open enrollment for fall classes begins April 23 at 9:00 p.m. on the web.

2015 Ford Mustang 50th Anniversary Edition - Official Photos and Info

“Ford’s celebratory Mustang mixes retro cues with modern performance. Read more and see photos of the 50th Anniversary Mustang at Car and Driver.”

“Donald Rumsfeld’s Tax Day Letter to the IRS is Amazing”

Obama’s America: 86 Million Makers Support 148 Million Takers

“RUSH: At some point it’s gonna have to be dealt with, and that is when America stops looking like America. That’s when it looks like the Great Depression. That’s when it looks like deterioration all over the place, and we’re headed in that direction, as that number indicates ...”

“8 This Book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth,
but you shall meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do according to all that is written in it.
For then you will make your way prosperous,
and then you will have good success. (Joshua 1:8)”

Sunset Boston | of the painting [pixiv]

Regime Fakes Obama-care Census Data - The Rush Limbaugh Show

“RUSH: It’s almost a guarantee that the number of uninsured Americans is going to dramatically drop, because they are massaging this Census Bureau data.”

“What’s He Thinking? Joe Biden Tells Boston Bombing Survivors”

2014 Tax Day restaurant deals, freebies, and specials

Happy Hour ALL DAY LONG! Let’s celebrate Tax Day today, 4/15 at Sonic Drive-In.

2014 Tax Day restaurant deals, freebies and specials

“Feeling a bit cash-strapped this Tax Day? These food and drink freebies and discounts from restaurants, stores and snack vendors just might take a bite out of your financial fretting -- even if you have to sing for your supper.”

“17 And he is before all things, and in him all things hold together.
18 And he is the head of the body, the church.
He is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead,
that in everything he might be preeminent. (Colossians 1:17-18)”

Madoka ☆ mom | 9LAW [pixiv]

Nice Day for a Purple Wedding

“Behind Bundy cattle ranch scandal, Harry Reid warns, ‘It’s not Over’”

George R.R. Martin on why — EXCLUSIVE | EW.com

“Was last night’s Game of Thrones cathartic for you? It seems to have been for a lot of other people. But don’t get too excited -- the huge event at the end of last night’s outing changes nothing. Because the episode goes out of its way to show that we’ve only dealt with a symptom, not the disease.”

“Sky gazers are in for a rare celestial treat - the first total lunar eclipse of 2014,
which will occur overnight on 14-15 April.”

In darkness let me dwell by Shaadorian on deviantART

Blood moons point to ‘world-shaking event’: Pastor Hagee

“Mega church pastor John Hagee is warning his San Antonio congregation and international following of a ‘world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015.’”

“7 Beloved, let us love one another, for love is from God,
and whoever loves has been born of God and knows God.
8 Anyone who does not love does not know God,
because God is love. (1 John 4:7-8)”

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This is senseless.

Shootings outside Jewish Community Center and Village Shalom
“OVERLAND PARK, Kan. -- One person was reportedly killed and another injured when a gunman shot a man outside the Jewish Community Center and then injured another outside Village Shalom, an assisted ...”

“18 There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love. (1 John 4:18)”

A Thousand Years Starts With One Day by vicse on deviantART

Camera picks up suspect’s rant in back of police car
“The man taken into custody in connection with Sunday’s shootings at the Jewish Community Center and the nearby Village Shalom assisted living ...”

This is senseless

And we’ll all float on, okay

“Supporters of Nevada rancher in federal fight briefly cause I-15 shutdown”

BLM: “One More Step And You’re Dead”

“In the face of threats from Bureau of Land Management bullhorn threats such as ‘one more step and you’re dead,’ protesters continued their slow march towards BLM today. The protesters, supporters of rancher Clive Bundy, strode past the armed federal agents toward the cattle pen containing Bundy’s ...”

“Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly in all wisdom;
teaching and admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs,
singing with grace in your hearts to the Lord. (Colossians 3:16)”

A break in the journey by ILifeloser on deviantART

Nevada rancher gets his stolen cattle back after feds back down

“The last rancher in southern Nevada has won a battle over the federal government’s round up of his cattle on public land after a week-long stand off with agents.”

“11 Beloved, I urge you as sojourners and exiles to abstain from the passions of the flesh, which wage war against your soul. (1 Peter 2:11)”

Breaking: Sen. Harry Reid Behind BLM Land Grab of Bundy Ranch

“Kit Daniels | BLM attempted cover-up of Sen. Reid/Chinese gov’t takeover of ranch for solar farm.”

Though said many times many ways,
“Don’t Believe the Liberal Media,”
for their bias, and propaganda.

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I'm at AMC Studio 30 with IMAX and Dine-in Theatres - @amctheatres for Captain America: The Winter Soldier http://t.co/VwaOkHrMUW — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) April 11, 2014

“10 For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost. (Luke 19:10)”

Whoa, Kyouma Reeves. (J-List Tumblr)

I had a coupon. ;-) (at @BurgerKing) http://t.co/lGJcPu6X6u pic.twitter.com/iyf9q3jdIE — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) April 10, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy

Potions Lesson by PixelKitties on deviantART

“An action-packed, epic space adventure, Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe into the cosmos, where brash adventurer Peter Quill finds himself the object of an unrelenting bounty hunt after stealing a mysterious orb coveted by Ronan, a powerful villain with …”

Yes, the above preview was among those last night, and I saw at least two films due to open on my birthday, which is on the same day of the week as 14 February, except leap years. Right now, I cannot remember the first one, yet Lucy is based on a false premise, which Bill Nye, the Science Guy explained in “The Brain.”

Neuroscience For Kids - 10% of the Brain Myth

“Intended for elementary and secondary school students and teachers who are interested in learning about the nervous system and brain with hands on activities, experiments and information.”

Premise behind Powder was even more insulting, yet not nearly as pretentious as anthropogenic global warming, Earth Hour, or Earth Day.

George Carlin - ‘The Planet is fine, the people are f—ed!’

“George Carlin talks about the environment and the planet.”

♪ I’m so tired of makin' whatever the hell it is that we make /
With some fool tellin' me when I can take a break ♪

Kathleen Sebelius to resign from top HHS post - KansasCity.com

“Embattled Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius is resigning as the White House seeks to move past the election-year political damage inflicted by the rocky roll-out of President Barack Obama’s signature health care law.”

♪ There’s a party goin’ on right here / A celebration to last throughout the years ♪

Where the Green Grass Grows

♪ I’m gonna live where the green grass grows / Watch my corn pop up in rows ♪

It is the season of rice planting | Tarifa [pixiv]

Concrete and supplies. (@ D & D Statuary) http://t.co/K4XtOsf4rU — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) April 10, 2014

“Why learn how to make cement from a construction worker when you can learn from international Asian model Alexis Kay Lee in a dress and high heels?”

First time in a while (@ Grandstand Burgers) http://t.co/Ju35S8hB3O — Christopher Hurt (@chris_m_hurt) April 10, 2014

“A Texas A&M professor had a near death experience involving a tipping cement truck yesterday - and it was all caught on dash cam!”

The Democrats’ Equal Pay Hypocrisy - The Rush Limbaugh Show

“RUSH: It’s the Democrats once again projecting on the Republicans what they, the Democrats, are doing. The Democrats are paying women less than men. That’s ignored. They come around and they act like it is a fault of America.”

“32 And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. (John 8:32)”

What do you know 024

April 15 is the last day to withdraw with a (W) on transcript
or request a pass/fail grade option for a full-semester course.

Teacher responds brilliantly to student’s profane letter

“An English teacher used the best weapon she has, a red marker, after she found a nasty and ridiculous note from a student who is obviously tired of her class. Full of profanity, the letter was ...”

“8 For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, 9 not a result of works, so that none may boast. (Ephesians 2:8-9)”

Vinyl Scratch sketch by Sanraia on deviantART

The Passover and Jesus

“By Adela Yarbro Collins, professor at Yale Divinity School, we actually know very little about how the Passover was celebrated at the time of Jesus. According to the Mishnah, the Hallel (Psalms 113-118) was sung by the Levites at the sacrifices in the temple on important festival days. It was taken ...”

Really? They provide this information after April is one third over.

Here’s Why Everyone’s Acting Like April Will Be the Worst Month Ever

“If you were thinking April was just another month in another year with your exact same face and Ides in it, then congratulations for not having to be online that much. Because LOOK OUT: Everyone is talking about how it is supposed to be a wild month for all people, relationships, transactions, and ...”

The More You Know, “No connection between spending, student outcomes”

You probably think this song is about You

♪ You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you ♪

Measles at a Rock Concert Goes Viral in a Bad Way

“A young woman who didn’t know she was infected with measles went to a Kings of Leon concert in Seattle. Public health investigators have reconstructed her movements to warn the public.”

“28 A dishonest man spreads strife,
and a whisperer separates close friends. (Proverbs 16:28)”

Chili’s Cancels Fundraising for Anti-Vaccination Autism Group

“Chili’s had planned to donate 10% of its customers’ checks on April 7th to the National Autism Association, an organization that claims vaccines ‘trigger or exacerbate autism in some, if not many, children.’ This evening, Chili’s announced it will be canceling the event based on feedback received ...”

“I, for one, welcome our new sensible overlords from Wisconsin.”

Kansas school funding bill affects teachers’ rights

“KANSAS CITY, Kan. -- After staying at the capitol all weekend, Kansas lawmakers passed a school funding bill in hopes of satisfying a court ruling. But it also includes a number of reforms that ...”

When they cannot solve Kansas City Public Schools, Missouri has no place to opine. Sebelius left Kansas near bankruptcy. Please direct questions to Professor Denton.

Scritch Scratch by pony-by-firelight on deviantART

Kansas Senate school bill deserves an ‘F’ - KansasCity.com

“OK, no more late-night meetings for the Kansas Senate. They get into too much trouble after dark. Members approved an absolutely awful education bill in the wee hours of Friday morning. [Let’’s] hope a common-sense approach prevails when the House and Senate get together to reconcile differences ...”

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints proudly sponsors The Book of Mormon on Broadway, and likes this line from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, “I think he did a little too much L.D.S.”

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“Devil’s Knot stars Academy Award® winners Colin Firth and Reese Witherspoon.”

Happy 35th Anniversary to ‘Mobile Suit Gundam’

“On April 7th, 1979, Nagoya Broadcasting Network aired Slender, Gene, and Denim’s infultration on the colony Side 7, setting off a chain of events that saw young Amuro Ray pilot the RX-78-2 and the launch of 35 years of Gundam history. In 2014, there’s plenty of reasons nostalgia for and plenty of ...”

Of David.
“28:1 To you, O Lord, I call;
my rock, be not deaf to me,lest, if you be silent to me,
I become like those who go down to the pit.
2 Hear the voice of my pleas for mercy,
when I cry to you for help,
when I lift up my hands
toward your most holy sanctuary. (Psalm 28:1-2)”

PONY GUNDAM UNICORN by shepherd0821 on deviantART

Undertaker loses, ‘Wrestle Mania’ fans can’t believe it

“Mickey Rooney, the pint-sized actor who was one of MGM’s giant box office attractions in the late ’30s and early ’40s, died on Sunday at his home in North Hollywood. He was 93. As adept at comedy ...”

“Did you know the actors in Game of Thrones are, like, actual human beings?”

Post by GQ.

If you look up at the Sky

To the choirmaster. A Psalm of David.

“Kevin Spacey Turns Back on Hollywood Liberals,

and Backs Venezuelan Protesters - And His Words Hit HARD”

“31:1 In you, O Lord, do I take refuge;
let me never be put to shame;
in your righteousness deliver me!
2 Incline your ear to me; rescue me speedily!
Be a rock of refuge for me,
a strong fortress to save me! (Psalm 31:1-2)”

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Palin Features in Hysterical Jimmy Fallon Show
Skit Skewering Putin and Russia

“‘Putin? What are you doing calling me?’ In a bit on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Sarah Palin fielded a phone call from ‘Vladimir Putin’.”

Seven blessings to You

Tonight, I went to the Laser Rangers, and we watched the five episodes from season three of Game of Thrones, of which I had only seen parodies from South Park, Bad Lip Reading Films, and most recently this.

What If Game Of Thrones Was A Classic Sitcom?

“The opening credits would probably look something like this. We’re so excited about the return of Game of Thrones on Sunday, we asked our friend Garrison Dean to imagine what the show would look like if it was a classic 1970s-1980s sitcom. But what he came up with was way more insane than we ever ...”

“17 Beware lest you say in your heart,
My power and the might of my hand have gotten me this wealth.
18 You shall remember the Lord your God,
for it is he who gives you power to get wealth,
that he may confirm his covenant that he swore to your fathers,
as it is this day. (Deuteronomy 8:17-18)”

Best Pony by adcoon on deviantART

Music to My Ears

“DJ Pon-3 struts to her own beat on her way to Canterlot High!”

My Little Pony Exclusive Video: MC Pinkie Pie
Drops Knowledge on Rainbow Dash

“Listen and learn, everypony! On Saturday's My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (10:30 a.m. ET/7:30 PT, Hub Network), Rainbow Dash is desperate to pass her test on the history of her heroes, the aerial acrobatics team The Wonderbolts ...”

“‘Let’s Go On’ from Rhapsody on Uke!”

BABYMETAL - メギツネ - MEGITSUNE (Full ver.)

“BABYMETAL ‘メギツネ’ - MEGITSUNE 19.June.2013 Available!! BABYMETAL 1st full album ‘BABYMETAL’ available now!! Available on iTunes Store worldwide & CD web store ...”

“15 Best Compliments You Can Possibly Give”

‘My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic’: Rainbow Dash
is put to the test — EXCLUSIVE | EW.com

“All Rainbow Dash  really wants is to become a member of the Wonderbolts Reserves — an exclusive group of Pegasus ponies. In order to make ...”

“10 For Whoever desires to love life
and see good days, let him keep his tongue from evil
and his lips from speaking deceit;
11 let him turn away from evil and do good;
let him seek peace and pursue it. (1 Peter 3:10-11)”

Vocaloid: Hatsune Miku by Naschi on deviantART

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Denton has traveled to Branson, Missouri, and Silver Dollar City, yet only found the difference capitalism and communism from Yakov Smirnoff via YouTube: “In capitalism, man enslaves man. In communism, it’s the other way around.”

Jane Goodall on New Gardens for a Changing World

“In her new book, Seeds of Hope, anthropologist Jane Goodall, who turned 80 today, writes about a new movement in gardening that transforms the ‘typical ridiculous American lawn’ into a native plant habitat for bees, other insects, birds and a whole host of small creatures. Read an excerpt.”

“What Was the Best Cold Opening on a TV Show?”

Networks Snub Obama On Prime-time Health Care Address

“The White House sought prime-time air the day Obama-care hit 7 million signups. BuzzFeed Politics — White House officials sought valuable prime-time air for a rare, impromptu Tuesday night address to tout the accomplishment of signing up more than …”

“8 Better is the end of a thing than its beginning,
and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit. (Ecclesiastes 7:8)”

Island-style | Tomozo [pixiv]

We’ve Found a Hidden Ocean on Enceladus That May Harbor Life

“It’s turning out that the outer reaches of the solar system may be more hospitable to life than we ever imagined. Gravity measurements made by Cassini have confirmed that Enceladus, a tiny moon orbiting Saturn, hosts a subsurface ocean in its southern latitudes. Astronomers are now saying ...”

The More You Know the National Corvette Museum is
near the Corvette factory in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

14 things we learned in Corvette Land

“We love factory tours and car museums. A visit to both that ends with a new Corvette delivery is car-enthusiast Nirvana.”

“90,000 panoramic photos bring to life
ancient sites of Cambodia on Google Street View”

Hey, hey Baa baa Reba

Once, while we watched Grumpy Old Men, my
mother mentioned that her father fancied the following:

♪ Hey, hey Baba Reba / Hey, hey Baba Reba / Hey, hey Baba Reba /
Hey, hey Baba Reba / Hey, hey Baba Reba / Hey, hey Baba Reba ♪

“I’ve been running all my lives, through time and space.
Every second of every minute of every day for over 900 years.”

doctor who | Saosao [pixiv]

Too much running tied to shorter lifespan, studies find

“(HealthDay)—Running regularly has long been linked to a host of health benefits, including weight control, stress reduction, better blood pressure and cholesterol.”

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

WATCH: Fallon Mercilessly Mocks Obama-care Enrollment Numbers

“Comedian Jimmy Fallon isn’t buying the hype over the 7.1 million Obama-care enrollees announced yesterday.”

“37 No, in all these things we are more than conquerors
through him who loved us. (Romans 8:37)”

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Oh, yeah, April Fool’s Day, and Adult Swim is showing Space Ghost Coast to Coast; their most funny was the first two episodes of Full Metal Alchemist with fart noises.

Trixie by Koveliana on deviantART

It Is Now April 1. Don’t Believe Everything You Read On The Internet.

“Most days on the internet are pretty sweet! Today, however, is not sweet. It is an ordeal, something to be endured through gritted teeth. Please, tread carefully.”

OK OK OK, get this: A joke for VW (i.e., the 2008 Volkswagen Touareg Convertible), is an actual product: the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.

Goat Simulator, As Told By Steam Reviews

“Sure, we've shown you what Goat Simulator looks like in action--but if you're on the fence about the game, perhaps it would help to read everyone’s hilarious reviews on Steam?”

13 Jesus said to her, Everyone who drinks of this water will be thirsty again,
14 but whoever drinks of the water that I will give him will never be thirsty again.
The water that I will give him will become in him
a spring of water welling up to eternal life. (John 4:13-14)